Sanashii: Yo! My first ever comedy fiction! AND ABOUT AKATSUKI! YAAY! ENJOY!

Sakura: By the way, in this, Madara is NOT Tobi. Tobi is his goofy self. Madara does NOT make an appearance. Yaay for me!

Yoshi-chan: Why do you feel relieved that he is not?

Sakura: Cause in all of Sanashii's fanfics he always have to be the person to attack me blah, blah, blah.

Alice: This does not involve you guys much. This is an AKATSUKI one right?

Sanashii: Either way, Madara will not be making an appearance unless I decide to make fun of him. NO OFFENSE FOR FANS! I REALLY LIKE SAKURA AND MADARA COUPLE TOO!

Sakura: SANASHII!

Sanashii: GYAA! HELP! SASUKE!

Sasuke: I hate you cause you heart the Madara and Sakura couple.

Sanashii: I LIKE YOU AND SAKURA TOO! I HAVE LOTS OF FAVORITES! Sakura whats that? IS THAT A SHOT GUN? GYAA!

Yoshi-chan: Right. Let's leave those idiots alone and present the show shall we?

Alice: True. Read and Review people

Pein sighed as he walked through the halls of the Akatsuki lair. 'Yet another day of those idiots making me crazy. Jeez.' he thought.

Suddenly he heard and explosion. ''THAT WAS ART UN!''Pein heard Deidara scream.

"ART IS SOMETHING THAT EXISTS FOR A LONG TIME! NOT SOMETHING WHICH EXPLODES THE MINUTE YOU MAKE IT!" Sasori's scream followed.

Ignoring it, he walked on. It wasn't long before he heard a shattering sound of lass from the kitchen.

"DAMMIT HIDAN! YOU BROKE ANOTHER DRINKING GLASS!" Pein heard Kakuzu yell and felt a twitch come on to his eye.

"SHUT THE *** UP! YOU ACT LIKE A MOTHER TO BE WORRIED AOUT EXPENSES!*

"I CAN'T ALWAYS SPEND MY MONEY YOU KNOW! LAST WEEK YOU CUT UP THE SOFA! AND YESTERDAY DEIDARA BLEW UP THE LIVING ROOM COUCH. AND A FEW DAYS AGO KISAME PULLED OUT THE TOILET SEAT OFF BECAUSE HIS PET BABY SHARK GOT FLUSHED! GOD KNOWS HOW HIS SHARK GOT INTO THE TOILET! DAMMIT I ALWAYS HAVE TO PAY FOR THE EXPENSES!"

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU *******!"

Leaving their loud conversation he walked on. Everyday was kind of the same. He wished something exciting could happen. 'DAMMIT WHAT AM I THINKING? This is AKATSUKI. A criminal organization. Not a fun house. But somehow, everyone is like kids. Jeez. Am I the only one who has common sense?' He thought.

Somehow...he had a feeling that something was gonna happen today...

"Or maybe I am reading too much fanfiction again." He muttered.

Away on top of a hill, a masked boy stood while facing against the wind. He raised his arms up to the sky and took a deep breath before letting out an ear shattering yell.

"TOBI SO LONELY! TOBI WANNA FRIEND! TOBI WANT LOTS OF FRIENDS! LOTS AND LOTS!"

No response came, save for his echo. But the boy was happy nonetheless, he heard some response. But sine this continued everyday, the kid was beginning to tire of the routine.

This had been going on for god knew how long anyway. But as he was about to turn away, piece of paper that had been traveling with the fast wind, slapped onto his face. He took it off his face and looked at it. It was a poster to find more Akatsuki Members. Going as follows:

Akatsuki member needed.

Absolutely needed qualities: A criminals mind, must be a ninja, must have had a bad experience, reasons why to join Akatsuki and COMMON SENSE.

Those interested, go to the Akatsuki hideout in 64 dark alley in Iwagake.

That is all.

One more thing, buy an akatsuki uniform before interview.

Tobi grinned. "YAY! TOBI FIND LOTSA FRIENDS IN ATASUKI!" He yelled. Never mind the fact that he couldn't spell the word correctly, he was more happy than ever.

Pein sat at his computer, browsing the internet. "Hmm. Let's see now. What's this?" He said clicking a naruto fanfiction. Concentrating, he read it...not realizing it was a yaoi fanfiction...

Bye the time he read the half of it, his eyes were wide and had a bit of nosebleed. Also his mind turned a tad perverted.

"Leader?" Deidara's voice came.

"YAII!" Pein screamed pushing the computer away. "Are you spying? You can't prove anything! The evidence is destroyed!"

Deidara sweatdropped. "What...evidence for...what un?" he asked.

Pein stood there, fixed in his stance. "Uh...nothing! What do you want?" He asked going back to his composure.

"There is some weirdo wearing a mask the shape of a lollypop saying he wants to join Akatsuki un." Deidara said.

Pein thought about it. "Why...another member sounds good. But why did he all of a sudden?" He asked.

Deidara handed him a flyer. Pein took a glance at it. "Shoot, must have been one of those missing posters."

"So should I blow him up un?" Deidara asked, happiness almost radiating from him.

Pein sighed. "No. I'll see if he's qualified. Maybe we DO need a new member." He said going off to meet Tobi.

"So. What is your name?" Pein asked.

"TOBI!" Tobi replied happily. Maybe TOO happily. It made the leader uncomfortable.

Pein saw a small piece of paper stuck to his uniform and sweat dropped. "You DO know the price tag is still attached to that cloak right?" He asked.

Tobi looked back. "OH NO! TOBI WILL TAKE IT OFF!" He yelled taking it off at once.

"Okay..." Pein said. "Did you do any bad things yet?"

Tobi grinned. "NOPE! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" He yelled.

Pein sighed. "Sorry Tobi but Akatsuki is a BAD organisation so you have to be a BAD boy to join." He said.

"But Tobi wants to join Atasuki!" Tobi whined.

"It's AKATSUKI. And no. You can't join till you do something bad. Bye-Bye." Pein said walking away.

"BUT TOBI WANNA FRIEND!" Tobi yelled. "TOBI...WANTS...NOT TO BE ALONEEEEEE!"

Deidara saw Pein return from his 'meeting'. "How'd it go un?" He asked.

"He's not joining. Too...childish." Pein muttered.

"But I thought you wanted Akatsuki to be a bit more lively un?" Deidara asked.

Pein rubbed his chin as though as he had an invisible beard. "Hm...I DID say he could join IF he did something bad." He said thoughtfully.

"Bad un?" Deidara asked. "I think he is trying his best."

Pein looked at him. "Why'd you say that?" He asked.

Deidara pointed behind him and Pein turned to see Tobi with...a chainsaw.

"TOBI DO BAD! TOBI JOIN ATASUKI!" Tobi yelled.

"IT'S AKATSUKI!" Pein and Deidara yelled.

"GHAAAA!" Tobi yelled taking the chainsaw and running towards Deidara.

"GET AWAY FROM ME UN!" deidara yelled running away.

Pein watched as Tobi ran after Deidara all around the place. "Idiots." He muttered.

Suddenly, the chainsaw ran out of electricity (or whatever).

"HAHA! TAKE THAT UN!" Deidara yelled laughing.

"TOBI GOT A BETTER IDEA!" Tobi yelled and took out a...lawn mower from nowhere.

"DEAR GOD!" Deidara screamed running once again. Tobi ran after him. Deidara then ran past Pein and Tobi went straight at Pein.

"YIPES!" Pein yelled jumping to the ceiling and holding on it like a cat.

At that moment, Kisame entered.

"YAA!" He screamed as Tobi ran towards him with the lawn mower but it was too late. Tobi ran the lawn mower over him which resulted the hair in the middle of his head to be completely shaven off.

"YAAY! TOBI DO SOMETHING BAD! TOBI CHOP OF MR. DOLPHINS HAIR!" Tobi yelled gleefully, jumping up and down.

"I'M A SHARK NOT A DOLPHIN! AND wait...what? Chop? Hair?" Kisame asked and rushed to the bathroom.

Pretty soon, they heard a girlish scream and a thud.

"Is Tobi in Atasuki now leader? Leader?" Tobi asked looking around. AT that moment, Pein fell down flat on his face.

"OH GOODIE! IS TOBI IN ATASUKI NOW? IS TOBI? HUH? HUH?" Tobi asked.

"It's AKATSUKI. And if you stop bugging me, yes, you can join." Pein muttered.

"YAAAY!" Tobi yelled. "TOBI IS IN ATASUKI!"

"IT'S AKATSUKI!"

"Sorry."

Sanashii: And that concludes our first chapter of Akatsuki Madness! How'd you like it?

Miharu chan: Comedy fiction rules.

Yoshi chan: You said it.

Alice: READ AND REVIEWW!