AN: hi, i am excited 'cause this is my first story so please no mean reviews. It's just a collection of funny scenes I made up.
Scene 1 Unfortunate News
Tom Paris: Good morning, lovely day!
B'Lanna Torres: You're in a good mood today.
Tom Paris: Oh, you know, sunshine, birds singing...
B'Lanna Torres: We're in space.
Tom Paris: Oh, cheer up B'Lanna! It's another fantastic day! Plus, it's almost the last episode, so we'll be back to Earth soon.
B'Lanna Torres: Or we'll die
Tom Paris: the writers won't make us die! We're so popular
B'Lanna Torres: there's the borg queen
Seven Of Nine: I heard that
Tom Paris: hello!
Seven Of Nine: Good Morning
B'Lanna Torres: I'm late for my duty shift on the bridge
Tom Paris: That's my line
B'Lanna Torres: sorry
B'Lanna leaves
Enter Harry Kim
Harry Kim: I stole a future script.
Tom Paris: Harry, how could you?
Seven Of Nine: If you did that, at least tell us what happens
Harry Kim: We all die
Tom Paris: What!? But we are so close to Earth!
Seven Of Nine: NO! But I was starting to look forward to meeting my aunt!
Harry Kim: See you on the bridge, Tom.