A Little Random Note from the Author…
This is truly random, makes fun of most stereotypes and probably will offend you in some way. Sorry. Hopefully you'll also like it. If you have any suggestions please review with them. Also review if you don't like, then I know what to change.
(Bella and Edward standing in the forest just like the scene in the film. But… Bella is in pizza delivery uniform)
Bella stares at Edward although seeing him for the first time. She turns to him and says slowly,
"I know what you are."
Edward has hatred and regret in his eyes,
"Say it, say it out loud."
She turns to him, and with all the dignity she can manage dressed in pizza delivery uniform replies,
"Vegan."
Edward is shocked and turns on her, no longer suppressing his anger, turning all his rage on her in that one moment,
"Is that obvious?"
Bella looks up and down his skinny frame, pale pallid skin, shrunken height and general ill health,
"Err, yes"
Edward feels beaten, unhappy, but driven by an uncontrollable desire,
"I want your pizzas Bella I want them more than I've ever wanted anyone else's,"
He turns away and starts to walk off.
"The cheese smells so delicious, so tempting,"
"It's not safe for you to be with me anymore,"
Bella battles with her emotions for a minute, then says,
"If that's what you want."