BB8 had just gotten out the shower and threw on the closest towel, when they heard the door bell. 'Bleeep blep bloopppp' Thought BB8, excited to finally get their pizza. She opened the door to see a sexy, solid droid, mostly white with a blue head, wearing a Papa Johns pizza delivery uniform. 'Gleeep boop bup boooooooop' R2 asked seductively. Upon a quick scan of the room BB8 found that she had no money. R2 waited patiently,calculating odds and swerving his head in a perfect 360, something BB8 just happened to catch, which put her circuits into over drive. 'Squeeee bleep bup bloooop' BB8 suggested, batting her eye lens teasingly. R2 trembled at the sexy droid before him. He may have been made of metal, but boy did he have wood. 'Squuueeeeeeee' he buzzed, dashing forward as fast as he could, dragging BB8 along with him.
In the kitchen, BB8 scanned the area to find her chains. 'Bleeeep bup bup blooop bleeeep?' BB8 asked. Being the kinkiest droid behind C3P0, R2 was more than happy to oblige, and in one swift motion whipped the towel off of BB8. 'Booooooop' mutters BB8 seductivley, while R2 chained him to the wall .'Bleeeep spoooop spooop' R2 moaned back, as his usb enters BB8's tight little port, after slowly tearing of the pizza delivery uniform. R2 retracted his little metal arm grabby thing in his stupid fucking chest and began to play with bb8's nipples,who then retracting her stupid fucking hand lighter thumbs up thing bullshit, almost setting R2-s long flowing hair alight. Major sparks flew between the 2 droids, who continued to exchange power. R2 had BB8 gagged and bound. 'Bloop, buzzzz' BB8 pleaded, which roughly translates as 'Spank me Daddy' for droids. R2, more aroused then ever, took off his belt and began to whip BB8's perfectly round, shiny metal ass, each whip resulting in the little droid to moan in pleasure. 'Bleeeooopppp bleeopopppp SQUEEEEEEE' BB8 emitted, as she got closer and closer to orgasm, which upon hearing pushed R2 to the limit,resulting in the 2 droids climaxing simultaneously.
The 2 looked at each other. Breathless and slightly embarrassed. R2 carefully tucked a stray non-existent hair behind BB8's non-existent ears, untied her from the wall and carried her to the couch, where the 2 ate the Pizza and watched Countdown until they passed out, asleep in each others arms.