Summary:So I was 'walking' down the street and collided with a really hot guy and we accidentally kissed each other. In the end, we fell in love at first sight and got married two years later. Yeah right, that jerk yelled at me for pouring coffee on his guchi jacket, now I'm his personal maid, trying to work my ass off.


Beta: Katara-Hatake


"My life's officially over, it's ruined because of that jerk!" Sakura screamed as she flung her head onto the table, her arms drooping freely over the sides.

Her friend sighed, frustrated, as she twirled her long platinum-blonde hair with her finger. She spared a pitiful glance at her companion, her eyes narrowing in disappointment.

"Oh, could you please stop?", The blonde beauty snapped, "That man is a hot piece of meat, and you get to be by his side twenty-four-seven!"

Sakura flinched, not out of fear, but by the sheer volume. She slowly raised her head to meet Ino's, "Can it Pig. That bastard, is a cold-hearted and obscene excuse for a man"

"All he wants is for you to pay for the damage you put on his jacket!" Ino retorted.

"He's rich-

"Hell yeah he is"

-he can pay for it himself!" Sakura finished with a glare.

Ino shrugged as she took a sip from her latte, "Kinda your fault though. You were the one running round the block at full-speed."

Sakura rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly as Ino shook her head with disgust marring her features.

"I can't believe you spilled coffee on him though, on his Gucci jacket." Ino failed to be subtle as she pin-pointed Sakuras faults.

Ino then grinned, her eyes shimmering with mischief, "Who knows, maybe he's your fated lover!"

Sakura's face blanched at the meer thought, a shiver running down her spine, "No thank you, I'd rather die."

Ino puckered her lips in dis-approval, "And why not? It's not everyday you bump into an extremely smokin' guy."

Sakura laughed bitterly, her expression turning sour.

"Look outside Ino!" She pointed towards the severed window next to them, "We practically live in the dumps, this so called 'Town' is poverty-stricken. Our flower business is going down the drain, why the hell would someone like him be my fated?"

Sakura's eyes widened slightly when she noticed the pure displeasure on her best friend's face.

"You've never believed in destiny have you Sakura?" She stood up and crossed her arms, turning away from Sakura, "If this Town's a dump, then do tell me why that man was here? Why would he even bother to make you his 'assistant', if he can just have anyone out there?"

Ino's face split into a grin as she grabbed her purse and dashed off, "I'm going back to the store, break-time's over."


Ino waltzed through the back door to their little store and glanced at the little array of flowers they's manage to maintain.

She then turned and walked towards a small table that had four pictures placed ontop of it, all smiling brightly. Ino clapped her hands, "Mother, Father, I'm home. Thank you for watching over me again."

After the tragic death of both their parents in a fatal car crash, the two girls grew up together in Ino's family shop. The once superior and famous retail, had fallen down miserably with the death of her parents.

Ino then stood up and wrapped a red silk (one of the only expensive things she now owned) apron tightly around her lithe body. She then proceeded towards the front door to flip the open-close sign. Not a minute later did a man with weirdly shaped pineapple hair walk in.

"Could I have a dozen lilies please?"

Ino smiled and nodded, scurrying off to grab the order. She was working better now because not only did they finally have business, but it was from a handsome man no less.

A stab of pain pierced her heart for a second. A man getting flowers usually meant they were for his girlfriend.

She handed the black-haired man his flowers.

"Thanks." He nodded lazily.

She bowed lowly, "I hope that the women who receives those will love them, I grabbed the white version of the flower. It means chastity and virtue, I hope it fits her."

She didn't know why she was telling him this, but he strangely made her feel comfortable.

The man laughed, a hearty laugh from the back of his throat, "Please, she's the complete opposite. Especially with that attitude of hers, but it won't hurt to make her believe so otherwise. Maybe this'll stop her nagging."

Ino put on a look of surprise, "Well, I'm sure she'll love them. A little kindness can always bring out the hidden character in a person."

Ino groaned inwardly, she was starting to sound like Sakura.

The man yawned as he sauntered out the door, "Anyways, thanks. I'll come by next time."

Ino tried to hide the blush warming her cheeks as she waved at the handsome stranger, "Please do!"

'I didn't even get his name.'


Sakura knocked on the door to her new employees office three times before stepping back. She took a deep breath and looked at the piece of paper with the address of the Bastard in her hand. Recalling just how she'd gotten into this mess.

* Flash Back*

"I'm late!" Sakura panicked, running down the road. She took another glance at her green neon watch before picking up her pace, 'Ino's going to kill me!'

She sharply turned another corner, but before she could do anything, it was too late.

Everything seemed like it had gone in slow-motion. She had collided into a man as she tried sipping her coffee, causing her to drop her cup and send her papers flying around her like large snowflakes.

"Are you okay miss?" A man's voice sounded from above, Sakura thought she'd met an angel.

"I-I'm fine." Sakura stuttered as she tried to keep her legs from turning into jelly.

"Good, because your in deep trouble you worthless creature."

Sakura's eyes snapped open as she peered at the man, her dream-like man disappearing with a just a sentence.

*End Flash Back*

The door opening brought Sakura out of her thoughts. The man she'd been dreading to see had appeared before her. He crossed his arms roughly and smirked cruelly.

"You ready to pay for your mistake pinky?'

Sakura's eyebrow twitched with annoyance as she tried to remember everything Ino had told her about basic manners as she bowed, "I'm Sakura Haruno sir, please don't phrase me with such a name."

The man chuckled deeply, his eyes displaying humor as he looked at the pink-haired woman before him. He didn't give a damn about the jacket, he was going to throw it away anyway. But something about this woman had made him curious, "Whatever you say...Pinky."

He turned around quickly, completely missing the frustrated look on Sakura's face as he motioned her in.

"Come in. There are plenty of things that have to be taken care of."

Sakura gritted her teeth as she obediently followed behind. She took a look around the magnificent house and began to grumble. Even though it was a nice house, it was a total mess.

She came to a halt as the man shoved her towards a closet filled with cleaning utensils.

She looked at him in confusion.

"Wha-"

"First job," He interrupted her rudely, "clean the house."


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