Halloween

Chapter One-Mayonaise

A/N: So I am fully aware that this chapter probably sucks, but I'm desperate to get it up before Sandy knocks out my electric or internet. If I'm not back in three days...

Happy Halloween Everyone! LOL

"Woah!" Patricia yelled, slipping and falling on the slick black pavement. "Are you okay?" Eddie laughed, helping her up. "Do I LOOK okay?" Patricia growled. "No, you look beautiful." Eddie smirked. Patricia blushed and changed the subject. "How much candy do you think they'll have at the party?" "Doesn't matter, we get a year's supply for winning the costume contest." "We haven't won yet." Patricia muttered."We will. You make an adorable bee." He assured her. "And you're a cute...whatever that is." Patricia smiled. "I'm a flower, cause I get a buzz off of you." "Shut it." Patricia muttered, shoving him into the house. "You know it's true, baby." He whispered, wrapping his arms around her waist.

"What do you want?" Patricia asked. "Sex? Drugs? Money? Tell me, and I'll give it to you. Just please stop treating me like this." "Can't a guy be nice to his girlfriend on Halloween?" "Don't call me girlfriend, krueger." "Then don't call me your boyfriend, yacker." Eddie smirked at her hurt face. "Admit it, you hate it, but you would hate it more if I went around calling you my ex-girlfriend." Patricia rolled her eyes. "I accept your apology." Eddie answered. "There will be hell to pay for this. Oh yes, hell to pay. But what?" Patricia asked herself. Then she knew. "You know, you're right boyfriend." She kissed him on his cheek. "For one night, I'm going to quit caring what other people think and start showing you off." "Okay." He nodded. That was a very bad idea. "First, I need to get ready." Patricia ran up the stairs.

"Perfect." Patricia muttered. "Eddie, I have the white face paint for you!" She called, running down the stairs. "I thought we were going to be-wow." His jaw fell open. Patricia wore a skirt that was kind of...um...short. It was black with a destroyed hem. Her shirt was super-tight and ribbed, and with it she had paired super-dangly earrings, a black and silver rosary, and thigh-high black leather boots with six inch heels. "What? We're going as zombies." She smiled. "Okay." He said in a daze. "Now go take off whatever you want to call that hideous outfit you're wearing now. You need black skinny jeans, vans, and a shirt from bleedingstarclothing. Then put this on!" Patricia said, thrusting the makeup into his hands.

A few minutes later, he was back, and he looked hilarious. "Patricia?" She couldn't keep from laughing. "What was really in this bottle?" "May-Mayo-Mayonaise." Patricia snorted, rolling on the ground with laughter. Eddie suddenly didn't mind, because he caught a glimpse up Patricia's skirt. Yeah, she wore a thong. "If it's a prank war that you want, it is a prank war that you shall get." Eddie vowed. Jerome and Alfie ran into the room. "Did somebody say prank war?" They asked. "Yes." Eddie hissed. "Ooh, prank war." The rest of the house said, coming into the room. "I say we make this interesting." Nina said, smirking at Joy. "I agree." Joy said. "I've got it!" Amber yelled. "What?" Her housemates asked.

"I don't know, I forgot. Oh yeah! Oh no." She grumbled. "How about boys vs. girls?" Mara suggested. "No fair, that gives them Jerome and Alfie." Amber whined. "Yes, but we have Patricia." Mara laughed evily. "Okay. Prank war starts in 3...2...1! Gogogogogogogogo!" Alfie yelled. The two teams each went to their respective floors to strategize. Team Girl snuck out through Nina and Amber's window, across the roof, and down the tree, all of them running across the school lot. Screw partying, these girls had better things to do. Team Boy stayed hidden in Jerome and Alfie's room for the rest of the night, until Victor's standard countdown. The girls were able to sneak back in around eleven. Round One was about to begin.

"Ugh, Mick, why do you have to be so heavy?" Amber, Mara, and Joy whispered. Amber had her arms around his shoulders, Mara and Joy each had hold of one of his feet. "Be quiet." Patricia reminded them. They were in the midst of carrying out their prank, actually, it was the most difficult part. Once this was over with, everything would be a piece of cake. "Get the doors, get the doors. Hurry." Joy gasped. Nina and Patricia followed obediantly. "Nighty night, Mick." Amber said, leaving him underneath one of the trees outside. Next came Fabian, then Jerome, and then Alfie. Once the guys were all outside, the girls still had a ton more work to do. They began moving various things up and down the staircase.

"Good morning." Mick smiled, sitting up and rubbing his eyes. Man his back hurt, he really needed to quit slacking off on stretching. Then he fully adjusted to his surroundings. "Ahhhhhhh!" Mick screamed. "What is it who got killed how?" Fabian asked, darting up. "They didn't." He moaned. "They did." Eddie said, crawling over to sit with the other guys. "Whassupp?" Jerome asked, sitting up and stretching. "Wah!" He shuddered, shaking a sleepy, drooling Alfie off of him. "Mara is the only person that should ever be there." Jerome said. Then he noticed the other guys. "What happened?" He asked. "The girls struck first." The others said. "Well, today is the official halloween day. We'll just have to get them back." Jerome smirked. Too bad the guys had yet to witness even half of the first prank.

To Be Continued...