A/N: Hi everyone! i was browsing about the internet, and chanced upon an interesting list of 51 things a particular Cullen is not allowed to do, so i thought i'll make my own list! Enjoy!
51 things that Alice Cullen is not allowed to do:
Alice Cullen is not allowed to:
1) Cross dress as Naruto on any given day
2) Dress up like Pikachu because she is short enough to pull that look
3) Put Bella in a box that reads : Alice's life size Bella Barbie and mail it to Mattel...
4) ...And demand they create the exact replica to sell it to millions of little girls world wide
5) Lie to Bella that Edward only wants to see her in lingerie and sexy clothes...
6)... and use that as an excuse to shop for Bella and toss out ALL her clothes
7) Max out more then 8 credit cards on any given day...
8) Or spend more then $10000 on any given shop
9) Use her " Vampires don't have to sleep" advantage to travel to and shop in America, London and Paris in the same day...
10) ...And claim that because of the different time zones, the day is not over yet...
11) And thus, shop for the "whole day"
12) Generally, Alice Cullen is not allowed to shop for more then 24 hours at any one time from the time recorded with a stop watch.
13) Take any substance that contains drugs, caffeine or sugar...
14) ... In the event that she ends up enable to burn out all this extra energy...
15)... and turn into Alice Cullen, the world's most hyper and bouncy Vampire
16) GIve Bella drugs so that she can film Bella's antics and laugh at it for the rest of her life...
17) Or use it to blackmail Bella into letting her revamp Bella's wardrobe.
18) Deface Edward's Volvo by scratching the words "Edward is a pansy" on the hood of the car
19) Treat clothes as one time usage.
20) Decorate the school campus.
21) Tell Mike Newton that Bella wants to lap dance on him.
22) Collaborate with Emmett on ANY plans
23) Redecorate Bella's cottage without her permission
24) Sing Rebecca Black's song, Friday.
25) Paint the school bathroom with fake blood
26) Go out with Justin Bieber
27) Dress Bella head to toe in pink
28) Imitate Taylor Swift or any of her song
29) Not allowed to play Romeo and Juliet with Edward or Emmett
30) Veto any designs Rosalie draw just because she has seen it, and in her terms, is "ugly"
31) Attempt to sell Emmett on Ebay, or Rosalie on Groupon.
32) Seduce any guy she meets on the street out of boredom
33) Take Emmett's jeep on a joy ride...
34) ... And see the number of pedestrian she can hit in 5 minutes
35) Throw Edward's piano out of the window and blame it on Rosalie
36) Break into an army museum and still all the weapons for Jasper...
37) ... And create evidences to blame the break in on Emmett
38) See how many $1000 notes she can tear in 5 minutes
39) Paint Edward's toenail hot pink
40) Put her Facebook status as " Alice is sucking Bella dry"
41) Sign Edward and Emmett to be the new Sex-Ed teachers and have demonstrate "stuff" in class
42) Dye Rosalie's hair brown
43) Dye Emmett's hair blonde
44) Repaint Edward's room pink with werewolves on it
45) Read Vampire Diaries
46) Make out with Damon from Vampire Diaries
47) Predict stock market trends and buy them
48) Climb walls and act like superman
49) To begin all her sentences with "ooh la la"
50) Ask people what gender they are
"That should be about it, i guess." Bella said, taping the list to the wall near Edward's piano.
"I think so too." Emmett agreed, nodding his head.
"That should keep her in..." Jasper muttered, but was cut off by a loud wailing emitted from his room, no doubt it was Alice.
Bella shook her head, and grabbing a pen, added to the list :
51) Alice Cullen is not allowed to sing along to opera music.
A/N: You guys love it, hate it? Which is your favourite rule? Tell me if I should continue making this one shot list for other Cullens! Reviews!
IceChocolateTammy