Authors Note: Song-fic, by BeautifullyForgottenTruth17 and me. Would you believe this was written over the telephone? Completely random and extremely funny! (well, to us anyway) We both love the movie Moulin Rouge, and we both love this song, (as well as Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor) so, what would be more fun than rewriting it! It is inspired by a play in which BeautifullyForgottenTruth17 plays a hungry woman (food AND man hungry!!!) (PM her for details) We do not own Moulin Rouge, Ewan McGregor(though we would like to) Nicole Kidman Elephant Love Medley or Sprite. So without further ado...
HUNGRY ELEPHANT LOVE MEDLEY!
To the song 'Elephant Love Medley' from Moulin Rouge
Christian: Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love.
Satine: Don't start that again.
Christian: (singing) All you need is love.
Satine: (spoken) A girl has go to eat.
Christian: All you need is love.
Satine: But she really loves meat!
Christian: All you need is love.
Satine: (singing) Love is just a game.
Christian: I was made for lovin' you, baby. You were made for lovin' me.
Satine: The only way of lovin' me is to pay a lovely fee.
Christian: Just one Sprite, give me just one Sprite.
Satine: There's no way, 'cause you can't pay!
Christian: In the name of bread, one slice in the name of bread.
Satine: You crazy fool, I won't give food to you.
Christian: Don't leave me this way. I can't survive with out your sweet toast. Oh baby, don't leave me this way.
Satine: You think that people would have had enough of cheesy food songs.
Christian: I look around me and see it isn't so. Oh no.
Satine: Some people wanna' fill the world with greasy fast food.
Christian: Well, I'm down with that. I'll take it to go. Lettuce munch, again! Beef lifts us up where we belong! Where frenches fry, on a sundae high!
Satine: Beef makes us act like fools. Pull our lives away, from a turkey leg.
Christian: We could be heroes, just for one day.
Satine: You, you will be mean.
Christian: Yeah, more than likely.
Satine: And I...I'll eat all the time.
Christian: We should be lovers!
Satine: You'll make me get fat.
Christian: We should be lovers and you're still fat.
Satine: Though nothing would keep us together.
Christian: We could steal pie, just for one day.
Both: I'll love potatoes, forever and ever! I'll love potatoes forever and ever!
I'll love potatoes...
Christian: Just because I will always love you.
Satine: I can't help loving...
Christian: You.
Satine: How wonderful pie is, with (both) cinnamon swirls.
Satine: (spoken) You're going to ruin my diet, I can tell.