A random Akatsuki story! Yay for randomness!
Deidara: Didn't you already have one of those, un?
Gilli-chan: Yes, but I deleted it
Sasori: She doesn't own Naruto
Gilli-can: thank you for that, but I was capable
Pein had only been gone for five days on a mission with Konan, but who knew the rest of the Akatsuki could make such a wreck out the hide out.
*Mission flash back*
"Konan! Help me! I'm falling off the bridge!"
"Why did you sit on the very edge in the first place?"
"It seemed like a good idea"
"Well it wasn't"
*End of flash back*
Pain frowned when he walked up to the hide out and heard yelling. He knew he couldn't trust the rest of the Akatsuki not to screw everything up, but yet he needed to get away for once. Konan looked at the depressed yet angered face Pein was making and knew exactly what he was about to do. Pein walked in and stared.
"WHAT THE HECK HAVE YOU ALL DONE TO THE HIDE OUT!" Pein yelled.
Every one dropped what they were doing and doing and stared. Deidara and Tobi had been throwing stuff, Hidan had been cursing at Kakazu, Zetsu had been trying to eat Kisame, and Sasori and Itachi were just trying to watch television. Pein sighed and walked to his room, upon his leaving the chaos started again.
"You idiot!" Deidara yelled throwing the closest thing, a teal vase at Tobi.
"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi yelled back.
"No your not!" Deidara shouted.
"EVERYONE STOP IT BEFORE I CANCEL THE SOAP OPERA CHANNEL!" Konan screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Yes ma'am" the Akatsuki replied.
"Now Deidara and Tobi hug each other, Hidan and Kakazu do the same. Zetsu stop trying to eat people before I kick you out of the Akatsuki, we're tired of your crap! And you blue boy, why the heck are you blue?" Konan ranted.
Every one did as they were told because they were so scared of the blunette. Sasori and Itachi were still staring at the T.V. not moving, didn't even look like they were breathing.
Thanks for reading! The mission part happened 2 me and my friend, I almost fell into my pond because I sat on the edge on the bridge. Bad ideas….lol
Review or Konan will nag you! Lolz ;'[^\\]`;