Oops! I Coughed Up a Slug! OR My Pathetic attempt at a filk.

(cough cough cough cough cough blurp!)

(cough cough cough cough cough blurp!)

I think I did it again,

I tried a small curse,

It backfired on me.

Oh, (burble)

It might seem like "So What?"

But that's only 'cause

It's not on your front.

And to try cursing Malfoy,

Good idea, but stupid of me!

Oh, (burble burble)

Oops! I did it again!

I coughed up a slug,

It's here on my shirt,

Oh, (burble burble)

You'll just think it's some slug,

But to me it's like flu bug!

I'm not quite feeling well!

You see, my problem is this:

I'm coughin' up slugs,

Ev'ry time I think to open my mouth!

Harry's says "It's okay!",

But the things in my tummy just don't wanna stay.

And to try cursing Malfoy,

Good idea, but stupid of me!

Oh, (burble burble)

Oops! I did it again!

I coughed up a slug,

It's here on my shirt,

Oh, (burble burble)

You'll just think it's some slug,

But to me it's like flu bug!

I'm not quite feeling well!

A/N: Alas! The end of the song has come! Now, don't be too sad, I'll write another later! Jeez! How the heck did you chuck that thing?