SNED: The Epic Tale

A person named Omily was going to ypres which was in france or maybe Belgium. She was on a bus with other people who were as Cornish as her or maybe more. In the bus was a meg who was chatting up a gingerbread man and also megs mum who was trying to sell the driver a dragon dildo.

The bus arrived at the place and a man in a suit was there and he said "omily I am kidnappping you" and omily said that was fine.

But omilys best friend Will who had pink hair and a retarded mouth said "NO THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND WHO I TELL AMAZING JOKES TOO" and he tried to chase after the sports car that sam who was the mans name had.

But sam threw a keg of beer out the window and it crushed will and stuck in his mouth.

Meanwhile in the police a super intendant inspector commander corperal called Alexis was using her spy sattelite to look at omily. She saw the kidnapping and was shocked "I must protect her purity" she said but realised she was not in france or maybe Belgium. But then a phone rang and she answered. A voice said "we must the omily, coem to thw window"

Alexis looked outside and a man with antlers was flying a helicopter, she did not trust him due to his rapestare but went along with it. Together they flew to ypres and found the sportscar.

Alexis brought out her assault rifle with bayonet attached which alos had a taser attached which had a dog lead on it where there was a dog with tasers for teeth on it. Dor also tried to exit the helicopter but his antlers stuck on the blades and flung him back to the England. Alexis shoot at the sam but he dodged because his suit gave him super speed. Using lots of alchol he had molotolov cock tails and threw them. Alexis got hit but was not dead.

Soon she had the upper hand again using her police brutality but then dor who was back home decided to help sam and called an air strike. On a parachute, swagsket flew down and landed on sams head as a helmet. Alexiz could not defeaet the swag force field around sam. But omily said "here" and threw a helmet at alexis who wore it and became the strongest again. She nocked sma to the floor and was about to finish him off but then a cry was heard acorss the battlefield

And a man swug from a tree down.

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEGGURS"

It was pow and his sister who had a wedding dress on. Pow used his super strength to throw alexis off a cliff but as she fell she grabbed omily and flew away in the helicopter. Pow said "you must marry powdisis because I rescued you sam" and sam agreed.

They had the wedding in france or maybe Belgium and lived happily forever and had 33 children. Omily was never seen again or was she.

Then end?