Hello, one and all I have recently seen the episode where jaken tries not stop to steal the tetsuiga, it's very funny, and the next episode after gave me a weird feeling jaken is gay. So here's a fuluffy fick of gay jaken beating! hope you like, i could hardly stop from laughing while i wrote it. and my favs are day 7, 8, 9 and 10. if you like it i may have jaken go bug poor inuyasha, and maybe one where inu bugs kagome, or kikyou bugs inu, or kikyou bugs kags or rin bugs shippou, miroku bugs sango, sango and kags laugh at the guys, the guys have a guy talk, oohh i can't wait...i'm gonna write them now...(squels) ooo i've never been so pumped to write fanfics!all of them will have ten or so parts. that's it, i'm starting right now! oh ya, FYI i don't own inuyasha, maybe some day...but not now, not yesterday and not tomorrow!
Day 1:
jaken: lord sesshomaru, I have been a loyal servent for many years, I must say you are the most handsome and gorgeous man I have ever met, I love you!
Sesshomaru: (chokes on food) what?
Jaken: nothing
Day 2:
jaken: lord sesshomaru, might I accompany you to the Hot Springs?
Sesshomaru: (trips over tree root) what?
Jaken: uh…. I mean…rin wishes to accompany you.
Sesshomaru: no
Day 3:
jaken: damn you're hot
Sesshomaur: what was that!
Jaken: nothing mi'lord
Day 4:
sesshomaru: stop following me you gay little imp!
Jaken: never, I owe you my life!
Sesshomaru: (sreacms in frustration) that is the last time I help strange imps.
Day 5:
sesshomaru: jaken, if you don't go back to the castle, I'll rip your head off!
Jaken: fine…. geeze who pissed in your rice crispys.
Sesshomaru: what!
Jaken: nothing!
Day 6:
sesshomaru: ah it's nice to relaxe in the Hot Springs, with no jaken the fruity imp.
Jaken: (spying from bushes) (wispering) that's what you think.
Sesshomaru: you fucking perv, little gay imp, bastard, stop stalking me!
Jaken: never!
Day 7:
jaken: oww…he hit me!
Sesshomaru: see what you made me do, do you think I like hitting you? Well, actually I do, I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again!
Jaken: ahhhh! No, have mercy!
Sesshomaru: never!
Day 8:
rin: jaken, why are you in love with lord sesshomaru?
Jaken: shut up ningen (sp?)
Rin: (crying) LORD SESSHOMARU JAKEN'S BEING MEAN TO ME!
Sesshomaru: (beats jaken with base ball bat) I'm sorry, rin would you like to hit him?
Rin: no, I'm good.
Day 9:
jaken: (takes deep breath) lordsesshomaruwouldyoubemymate?
Sesshomaru: of course
Jaken: really?
Sesshomaru: no (continues hitting imp with baseball bat)
Day 10:
jaken: lord sesshomaru, since you do not return my love, I will leave and never return
Sesshomaru: YAY! I FINALLY GOT RID OF HIM!
Rin: yay, jaken's gone, jaken's gone!
Jaken: I'm still here!
Sesshomaru: (kicks jaken out of castle) get out and stay out!
Day 11:
jaken: I guess I wanted what I couldn't have.
Sesshomaru: damn straight.
Jaken: mi'lord you came to me, I must be dreaming!
Sesshomaru: well, keep dreaming, cause I just came to kick you off my lands, you're stinking up The place!