Since this is my first fan fiction it's probably going to suck, since this is my first time doing it. Anyway this is a parody of the Robot Chicken episode, "Suck It" with a few things added to the story.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Megaman series or Robot Chicken.


Megaman Zero

At the Resistance base, Menart, a black-haired black-eyed reploid kid wearing a green head and green Resistance uniform, was sitting on a leather couch beside two kids, Perroquiet wears weird eyeglasses, a green helmet with goggles on it and a blue uniform, and Alouette has long blonde hair, blue eyes, wears a pink uniform and carries a white cat doll. They were watching news on TV. Today was Neo Arcadia's special holiday, but I don't know what to call it. Menart, hating Neo Arcadia and wanting to make a joke of the holiday, started mocking it.

Menart: I pledge allegiance to the 'hag' of 'fart' Arcadia!

The other reploids kids laughed at that joke. The scene pauses and Giro, a humanoid with long blond hair and blue eyes wears a red shirt, white pants and eyeglasses, walks to the right edge of the scene and starts talking to you.

Giro: Are you this child? You may think saying 'fart' is funny, but by disrespecting your Megaman series, you're encouraging MAVERICKISM!

The scene turns to the variants, Dr. Weil's purple reploids, spying on the Resistance from underneath the base with radios and a big computer.

Giro: Even now our enemies are searching for signs of weakness in our great game.

The variant with headphones on heard what Menart was saying and told the other variants.

Variant: Did you hear that? He said "Fart"! Now is the time to strike!!

The variants grabbed their weapons and invaded the Resistance base. One variant was chasing Zero, a red and black reploid with a long blonde ponytail. The other was shooting Colbor, a reploid wearing green uniform, green hat, and googles. Menart, Perroquiet, and Alouette were standing in the corner of the room shaking violently at bloodshed going around in the base. Ciel, a blond-haired female human with blue eyes and a pink uniform, ran to Menart and glared at him.

Ciel: Menart!! What did you do this time?

Menart: I was just trying to be funny.

The scene pauses again and Giro speaks again.

Giro: The Megaman games love a good joke, but not when the punchline is MAVERICKISM!!


So what do you guys think? Does it suck? If so, tell me what the mistakes are and I'll try to rewrite it and make it better.