Ok,the title is pretty much explanatory.I'm having some writers block and can't quite finish the fic I'm working on (my first romance ficcy!Yay!) so I wrote this to kinda pass the time.


Disclaimer:No,I don't own Gundam Wing or any of its characters,including Duo *sniff sniff*I also dont own Pokémon,which is something I am glad of.Warnings:Characters majorly OCC,PWP and pure insanity!This is just for laughs so enjoy!!!



Gundam Wing insanity




Relena:Heero?Heero who?

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Heero:Hey guys,does this dress make my butt look big?

Others:Um.......

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Quatre:Here Duo,I brought you some food.

Duo:AAAHHHH!!!Get it away from meeeee!!!!!!

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Dorothy:Im sick of wars.I hate them.

Heero:Me too.Come on everybody.Lets stop this war nonsense and have a group hug!!!

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Duo:.........*breaths*...........

Trowa:I totally agree with you,D-man.

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Zechs:I......am.......BIRRRRRD MAAAAAAAANN!!!!

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Relena:HEEEROOOO!!Im right here so come and kill meeeee!!!!

*BANG*

Quatre:Oh my god,Heero killed Relena!

Zechs:I love you!!!

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Wufei:Sally,you are one strong woman.*whips out engagement ring*Will you marry me?

Sally:.......hmphh.Weakling.

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Lady Une:Your rose-scented bath is ready,your excellency.

Treize:ROSE-SCENTED?!?Excuse me Lady,but its PEACH MANGO now.

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Zechs:.....Hey Treize?

Treize:What?

Zechs:.....Does this pink dress match my mask?

Treize:Um........

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Wufei:*squeals like a girl*Oh my god oh my god oh my god!!!They are having a two-for-one sale down at Payless!Heero,wanna come?

Heero:Yeah!!!!!

They run out the door.Dou and Quatre look at each other in horror.

Duo:I'll pretend I didnt hear that.......

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Heero,Wufei and Zechs:I love you,you love me,were a great big family.......

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Trowa:*hears giggling from the living room*What the...?*gets up and opens the door and sees Heero and Wufei sitting on the floor hiding something*

Heero:Hey Trowa!

Wufei:Did you want something?

Trowa:'Theyre acting weird again.' he thought.What are you two doing?

Heero,Wufei:Nothing.

Trowa:Hn.....*walks away*

Wufei:Is he gone?

Heero:Yep......

*They both pull out a bunch of Pokémon trading cards from their backs*

Wufei:Ok Yuy,Ill trase you my Squirtle for your Charizard.

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Relena:I just love wars.They are so beautiful!

Quatre:Me too!Hey whaddaya say we blow up Romefeller?

Relena:Yeah!!!!

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The five scientists:*singing*Macho,macho MANNN!!!!I wanna be huh,a macho MAN!!!!





Like?Hate?Review,please and maybe Ill do a second part.Send me something you would like to post at Shinigami_Baby1@hotmail.com.Ja!!!!!