AN: New cracked up fic time!!! lol this is entirely made up by me and Haru (my little brother for those that don't read Random Conversations with Naruto and Crew). It is songs we would never think of a Naruto character singing in odd situations! lol Anyways, you'll find out soon enough!!! Aki is me BTW!!!

italics is song lyrics

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Or the Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk. O.o This chapter's idea was mine.

At a party with all the Naruto Crew, Haru, and Aki at a dance club/bar thingy

Sakura: -pole dancing-

Aki: -gives Sakura and O.o glance- OMG I just had the craziest idea!!!

Shika: What now?

Aki: Well, I was thinking about songs that you would probably never catch one of the Naruto characters singing.

Haru: Here we go again.

Ino: Hey! Shut it Haru! Please continue, Aki-chan!!!

Aki: Alright, so do you think we would ever catch Hinata singing Hon—

DJ Person: Alright, its karaoke night and up now is the young heiress…Hyuuga Hinata!!

-Crowd Cheers-

Aki: Oh my God is she—

Hinata: -stares at Sakura who is still pole dancing with a dark gleam in her eyes-

Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eight ball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Hinata: -points at Sakura and starts shaking her hips to the beat of the song-

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care about the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)

-Everything Stops and Stares at Hinata…Including Sakura-

Hinata: -does finger-poke thing and walks off stage almost falling over-

Ino, Shika, and Haru: Don't tell me that you were thinking…

Aki: Yep. I thought I would never catch Hinata singing the Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk while watching Sakura dance…

Hinata: -faints because she was drunk coincidentally-

Shika: Never think that or anything similar again!!!

Me: Why? It is seriously funny. Although this kinda scares me…

AN: Yeah, so really random but tell me what you think. Haru's idea I like a lot better for next chapter. lol anyways, reviews please!!