A Kirby Fanfiction
We all know in the Kirby universe, there are thousands of planets and thousands of stars but what we're talking about now is a little star-shaped planet called Popstar.
Yes.
Popstar.
Home to our pink puffball hero Kirby, and many others.
But now, it has become corrupt in some fanfictions.Metaphorically speaking, of course.
Why is that, I hear you ask?
Because people are spelling names wrong, therefore turning the characters into other versions of themselves.
No, it's not bloody 'Deedeedee'. Nor is it 'Dee Dee Dee'. It's King Dedede. That's right.
Let me tell you a story...
'Once upon a time, there was a penguin. A big blue penguin with a mallet and a royal coat called King Dedede. He lived on Popstar. He was actually quite nice. Then he read some fanfiction, and got quite angry at the fact there were people calling him 'King Deedeedee', or King 'Dee Dee Dee'. So he signed up for this fanfiction site, and told the people what he thought of them.
This is an extract from a chatline. Yes, King Dedede has MSN.
TheRoyalPenguin says:
Why do you keep spelling my name wrong?
IRoxYurSox says:
i dont know wat ur talking about
TheRoyalPenguin says:
What do you mean?! You've been spelling my name 'King Deedeedee', for god's sake!
TheHeavenlyBeing says:
Hey, don't bring me into this.
TheHeavenlyBeing has signed out.
IRoxYurSox says:
ur not king deedeedee
TheRoyalPenguin says:
YOU DID IT AGAIN! YOU ARE A TOTAL IDIOT AND I HOPE YOU GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.
TheRoyalPenguin has signed out.
Oddly enough, two days later the user 'IRoxYurSox' was mugged and killed by a group of Sir Kibbles. They were never caught.
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Did you enjoy that little story?
Maybe not.
Oh well.
What I'm trying to say here is that King Dedede is actually quite intelligent-
King Dedede's voice is heard yelling. "4KIDS MUST DIE! THEY MADE ME SOUND LIKE A COUNTRY HICK!"
Yes, intelligent, unlike the show would have us believe.
So...
Huh? Oh, wait. The Sir Kibbles are hungry.
See you later!
Cacaruka
Author's Note: Psssh, whatever. I'm just tired of the fact people are misspelling perfectly simple names.
Next up is the Helpers and Odd Characters Chapter!
Bye!