When Mario arrived at Bowser's lair after that princess was took again, Bowser got pretty pissed. But what Mario didn't know was that the big koopa had an ace up his sleeve, er, his shell.
"So, Mario, you think you can kill me this time? Well, now there's NO drawbridge over the lava! MWAHAHAHAHAH!"
"A-oh, a-i a-never a-thought a-of a-that!"
"Can you please stop starting each word with an a?"
"A-NO!"
Just then, Mario jumped on Bowser. Having not been hurt, Bowser slapped Mario away. It was super effective!
Bowser then yelled, "How dare you stomp on a woman?"
"What the fuck? You're a WOMAN?"
"Wait, you didn't use the a! Will you marry me?" Bowser proposed, literally.
"Uhhhhh..." Mario had to process what the hell was going on.
"Mario, just save me already!" Peach yelled, because she was over the lava pit. Mario then realized that Peach could save herself, but she never chose to.
"Go save yourself!" Mario yelled before he ran away.
"Wait, my love!" Bowser yelled after him, while running to him.
Suddenly, Birdo and Yoshi came in. After their sex, they wanted to have a threesome. With Peach.
"PLEASE HELP!" Peach screamed, but it was too late. Mario and Bowser were setting up their wedding.
Meanwhile, everyone in the state of California said:
"I like pancakes!" And that was that.