The octarians are very mad because their butts were kicked.
octojerk: im angry
dj octopus: well why dont you just grab the entire octo army instead of sending like 5 troopers?
octoer thing: oh yeah good idea
guy: am i a kid or a squid
squidkid: why should i know
Suddenly everyone was being splatted
Inkstrikes fell from the sky leaving a bunch of purple paint
the inklings were hiding but they were too fat and were spotted by the octolings
soon agent 3 went to seave everyone
squidkid: i will save u
squidkid: die
he shot a splat bomb at some octo guy and he xploded into orange ink
then all the GREAT OCTO weaponz came out at once
agent 3 ran to nintendo company 50 miles away
dj octavio: we'll find him later, for now we an have cake (is a lie)
random octoling: why haven't we thought of this brilliant plan before?
MEANWHILE AT NINTENDO
squidkid: wat do u mean i cant have better weapons
employee: well we gave you a bucket
squidkid: i want no bucket i want a real wepon!
employee: sorry but you have to wait until later so we can add it
squidkid: BUT INKOPLIS IS TAKEN OVER
employee: well sorry theres nothing i can do
agent 3 then attacked the innocent guy and he went into a wep storage
squidkid: wow! splatlings, shots, inkzookas, inkstrikes, the powerfulest wepon ever
squidkid: i will take, this!
He grabs a splattershot jr prototype
this means that it shoots 1 ink before exploding
GREAT...
I honestly don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this, I mean, I could just go: "Hi!" Agent 3 said to the inkling wearing headphones, an anchor tee and cyan trainers.
But, you know, I'm way too lazy.