I was flailing around like a dumb butt by the end of this from the pure cute
godamnit amistillusefull
why you do this to me?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey angel face. Come here often?
You: What? Dean I am not an angel anymore, you know that.
Stranger: ... That was just a line. Don't take it personally.
You: A line?
Stranger: Yeah, you know, a pick up line.
You: What could you pick up with just words?
Stranger: It's not to actually pick something up, it's to get a girl to open up to you. Some work, some don't.
You: But I am not a girl Dean. My vessel is male.
Stranger: I didn't think it'd be you responding to it.
You: Oh, why would you be saying this on an anonymous site? The person could be below the age of consent.
Stranger: They're usually not.
You: Usually, implies that they sometimes are.
Stranger: If they are, I don't continue the conversation. That's where ASL comes in.
You: Ah
Stranger: Yeah.
You: But, why would you be trying to 'pick up' a girl anyway?
Stranger: Because girls are pretty savvy and I happen to like them.
You: But shouldn't you have intercourse with someone you want to spend your life with?
You: Not nameless girls?
Stranger: Not always. One night stands aren't usually life commitments.
You: Why do people even /have/ one night stands? They should search for those they fall in love with, then decide to have intercourse.
Stranger: It's not that easy, believe me.
You: How is it not easy?
Stranger: When you find someone you love, you're just not sure about things.
You: How are you not sure?
Stranger: Because. There's all kinds of questions going through your head: Do they feel the same? Is sex gonna ruin what you have or make it better?
You: I see
You: then you should ask them.
Stranger: ...I would if I didn't think it could scare 'em off.
You: If they feel the same, then you can get together. And if they don't, then you know to back off.
Stranger: Right. Good point.
You: If you truly love them, you could back off, and be happy that you did what they asked.
Stranger: Yeah, I guess you got a point there.
You: You've been speaking as if you have this problem Dean.
Stranger: I do have this problem.
You: Who is it then?
Stranger: ... You sure you want to know?
You: Yes Dean.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Well, um..
Stranger: It's..
You: ?
Stranger: It's kind of weird and stuff but uh..
Stranger: This person that I'm kind of diggin' at the moment is you.
You: What?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Oh...
Stranger: ...
You: Well...
You: I'm sort of 'diggin you' too.
Stranger: ...Really?
You: Yes Dean, I would not lie to you.
Stranger: I just.. Man, that's.. That's awesome, I didn't think.. I just assumed, I..
You: You what?
Stranger: I didn't think you felt the same.
You: Of course I do Dean.
You: I believe Samuel has been trying to get you to realize that for a while now.
Stranger: ...Yeah, I guess he has.
You: So... are we together?
Stranger: I mean, if that's what you wanna do?
You: Yes Dean.
Stranger: Then yeah, we're a thing.
You: I think the correct term is 'boyfriends'
Stranger: Fine, boyfriends, whatever.
You: Dean?
Stranger: Yeah, Cas?
You: I love you.
Stranger: Love you too, Cas.