Grunkle Stan was ready to sit down, and watch some Camp Auschwitz Lazlo. However, the show had been canceled, and Grunkle Stan was not happy.

"What the Fuck!? Pearl get the Fuck in here!"

Pearl then nervously walked in.

"Ye… Yes master?"

"Why the fuck is Camp Auschwitz Lazlo canceled!?"

Pearl was to scared to answer.

"Answer me you stupid bitch!"

Grunkle Stan then began to beat Pearl. But the then 4 cops, all holding dildos, ran into the house, and grabbed Stan.

"We are taking you to ass pounding prison!" One of the cops said, in a very angry and happy tone.

"NO, NO!" Stan screamed.

Stan was then taken to ass pounding prison for domestic abuse.

And then his ass got pounded.

And then Pearl went back to Bitch City.

And then Diper lost his virginity to a tree.

And then Wendy stood in place.

And then Mabel became a Communist.

And then Lars got beaten to death by a Dragon Dildo.

And then Uncle Grandpa fucked Lapis.

And then Peridot went onto 4chan.

And then Peridot got called a faggot.

And then [Insert meme that will become outdated].

And then Greg tried to suck his own dick.

And then Snoop Dogg used Weedzooka on Connie.

And then Hank had a Bwaaa attack.

And then Fluttershy got kidnapped by Malfurion Stormrage.

And then Mr. Gus beat Amethyst to death using his dick.

And then I passed my math test

And then Macho Man Randy Savage used Slim Jims on John Cena.

And then Stevens arm exploded with his veins whipping everyone around him getting blood everywhere.

And then PAUL FUCKED MY ASS FEROCIOUSLY.

And then Dick Van Dyke showed the Dyke his dick.

And then there was white powder everywhere and someone told me it wasn't snow.

And then Wonder Woman lifted her skirt, showing the Justice League that men truly are better at everything, including being a woman.

And then John Cena became a zombie.

And then TITO DICK (DICKMAN BABY) smashed Garnet with his dick.

And then Adam Sandler made another shity movie.

And then The Rock fell in love with Maud Pie.

And then Illidan Stormrage beat Bill Cipher to death using a dragon dildo.

And then Dipper bought some Play Pony.

And then Waifu Sandy happened.

And then some faggot ass 8 year old killed me in Gmod.

And then Mabel Googled Phineas & Ferb porn.

And then Gerald Broflovski photoshopped a dick in Peridots mouth.

Booty Butt.

Booty Butt.

Booty Butt.

And then Bobby Hill had sex with his Waifu Pillow.

And then Donald Trump punched Obama in the nuts.

And then Pizza Steve dropped his Monster (Trademark) condom that he uses for his magnum dong.

And then Finn paid an Asian hooker to step on his nuts.

And then Squidward went to the Rush concert

And then Earth was destroyed by World War 69.