EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MINECRAAAAAAAAAAFTTTT!
Creeper vs. ... ENDERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Begin!
Creeper: -BANG- I'm a creeper and I'll blow up in your face! All you do is move things from place to place. You call yourself scary? Bych please you trippin' Blow you up from that cave, to the house that you live in. You stole one block? I destroyed the whole thing. I'll kill you and get experience like DING DING DA DING.
I'M LEAN.
I'M GREEN.
I'M WINNING LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN.
I'm the best mob in the game. Hell, I'm the best mob you've ever seen.
Last week I stole your girlfriend.
She said 'Finally, I'm free.'
But I wasn't the blowing up this time, because she was blowing, ME.
Enderman: I'm from your worst nightmare, you should be scared. Because I'm over here, now I'm over there, and I'm over here. BYCH, I'm EVERYWHERE. I've got ninja like skills and you don't even fight, I'll keep you terrified, yup all night that's right. I dodge arrows like Neo. You commit suicide, and I agree if I were you, I wouldn't want to be alive. Bych, I'm gonna take your life, so hide your kids, and hide your wife. You'll never get laid you're too much of a wussy, plus you get scared every time you see a pussy. (a cat!)
Creeper: Enderman you're not tough, so don't even bother. At least I'm not scared of a bucket of water. Your scare tactics are weak, your combat is cheap, and you're like a tall version of Urkel,
THE GEEK.
I may be scared of cats, but your girlfriend still calls, at least when I die
I DON'T DROP MA BALLS
Enderman: I'm your new fear creeper, Bow down and call me sire. You're one of the oldest mobs, maybe its time that you retire? People get scared stiff, when they see me walk by, look me in the eyes and I'll MAKE YOU CRY. Your rhymes are weak creeper, so slow it's like you're laggin'. Now get out of here before I call my boy, THE ENDERDRAGON.