~The power of love~
Chapter one:
Basically, Babadi and Dabura really annoyed me, especially the way Babadi sucked up to Dabura. I mean most bad guys are supposed to think that they're the best, don't they? I mean, "…I'm better because I chose better company" *smiles and nods towards Dabura*
Doesn't this tell you something? Well what will happen once they get together?
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Kalarus was the strongest of the planet Yuukoo. Many tyrants lived on planet Yuukoo, but they were pretty weak, so Babadi found them easy to control. They were just like those weak lizardy creatures that are usually guards, and the monster Yakkon eats them. They are also very scared of the Z fighters, but even more scared of Babadi. Many also voluntarily worked for Babadi, and Kalarus was one of them. He worked away on Babadi's ship, making sure his men were in order. Today, he had the special ob of delivering Babadi's order. He was very nervous, but was thankful to meet Babadi. Maybe he will let him live for doing such a good job. He wondered what type of stuff Babadi ordered. He read the address. The package had come from the demon world, where they were heading for now, to 'recruit' the strongest warriors to help resurrect Buu. Maybe it was some sort of war plan? How exciting, Kalarus thought. Kalarus was much to scared to open the package, because Babadi would not be very happy, and that means he would not live for very much longer.
"Babadi san, delivery from the demon world" Kalarus knocked on Babadi's door.
"Arigatoo! Excellent" A huge smile spread across Babadi's face as he took the parcel.
"From Dabura kun" he sighed. Kalarus swore he held the package to his heart.
'I must be imagining things' he thought to himself.
"Good work. For your reward, I shall give you ten seconds to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, KONO YAROU!" he burst out. Kalarus ran as far away from Babadi as he could. Babadi raised his hand to form an energy wave after the ten seconds, but Kalarus was out of sight. Babadi really felt like killing him, but Babadi had to stick to his word. He seldom broke his promises.
"Phew, made it" Kalarus wiped a sweat bead from his brow, and began to walk back the other way, because his room was just past Babadi's. He hoped Babadi hadn't changed his mind about letting him live. As he walked past, he had a quick glance in Babadi's room, to make sure he wasn't waiting for him. His bedroom was amazing, well his bed was, the rest was pretty boring. The room was large and empty, but it had a few buttons around that led to other rooms. He had a few ancient weapons hanging up for decoration. In the middle, there was a giant four-corner bed, with black sheets draping over the whole bed. Next to the bed was a small table, with Babadi's crystal ball. . Kalarus saw that the whole four-corner bed was vibrating. Curious Kalarus had to peer in deeper with his supper vision (that's why they make good guards!) His eyes wondered to a large carton box next to Babadi's bed, labeled "Hot Hentai" in his scrawny writing.
"Gosh, I can't picture Babadi reading Hentai" Kalarus thought to himself.
"Oh, Dabura, deeper!" Babadi groaned with pleasure. Kalarus' eyes nearly popped out. Babadi was jacking off to Hentai! He super versioned into the magazine. It was titled "Horny Devils" and smack bang in the middle was a picture of Dabura, full frontal, not a scrap of clothing. Kalarus shuddered at the terrifying image. On Babadi's bedside table, there was Babadi's crystal ball, and it was focused on Dabura naked in the shower, whistling away, no idea he was perved on by this evil poofter wizard. Above the table there was a notice labeled "Times to find Dabura naked" with a list of times and places Dabura had a shower, or changed. Kalarus turned away quickly, and walked fast toward his room, pretending he never saw nothing.
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The next day:
"Muhahaha, we are nearly going to arrive in the Land of the Demons." Babadi announced to Bweebwee with joy, as he went to prepare a meal for himself. He used telekinesis to put together a quick snack. (U think of wot an evil wizard would eat for breaky)
"Dabura, Dabura, you're my sex bomb, yeah, sex bomb" Babadi whistled as he poured himself a cup of green-blue mountain slime. He couldn't wait to meet Dabura. He thought back to last night when he was practicing a few 'moves' he would try on Dabura.
"He'd like Doggie style, I reckon" he chuckled to himself. He also knew that some one was spying on him last night, and that some one was going to die. He quickly whipped out his crystal ball, to invite that someone into a trap.
"Oh Kalarus kun, go to my room!" Babadi yelled in the crystal ball. He watched as Kalarus nervously ran to his room, opened the door with his hand shaking. Babadi instant-transmitted himself to his room, and waited on his bed.
"Y, yes master?" Kalarus asked.
"Sit down on that chair over there, ad I think we need to have a little talk" Babadi pointed to a chair in the corner of the room, and it floated next to Babadi's bed. Kalarus sat down.
"So, what do you think of having Dabura on our team?" Babadi asked.
"Um, great, he is very powerful" Kalarus agreed.
"Dabura kun is soo hot, don't u reckon?"
"Yeah totally. I bet he could vaporize a planet in a flash," Kalarus answered in total oblivion to what happened last night.
"He's my sex bomb" Babadi smiled, "he's mine, you will not take him FROM ME YOU BAKKA NO FUCK HEAD" Babadi stood up, and screamed in Kalarus' face, calmly. (That may seem funny, but u know how he does it)
"Yes sir" Kalarus gulped. He knew he was a goner. Babadi notice he was watching him last night, "and it's dick head, sir."
"I don't GIVE A FUCK" Babadi's eye began to glow red.
"You bakka, kuso, gay POOFTER, piss off!" Kalarus lunged for Babadi's throat.
"Ahhrrrrgggg, my neurons!" Kalarus screamed in pain, as he fell to the ground. Every one of his nerves was on fire.
"Watashiwa shinanai!!" He began to thrash spontaneously, and finally his guts burst outwards, covering the room. Babadi just laughed. Babadi watched as the green innards began to drip from the roof, as if it was rain.
"Guards! Clean this mess!" He ordered. In a matter of time, two Yuukoo lizards came running, holding there noses. They got to work as fast as possible, with their mops.
"It, it's Kalarus!" one whimpered to the other.
"I shall miss the great leader," the other said, solemnly. As soon as they left, Babadi pressed a button, and his computer popped out of the wall.
"Ah, what a lovely day for surfing the net" Babadi chuckled. He logged on quickly.
"Hmm where too?" he asked himself.
"Ah, I know…www.angelfire.com/anime3/fanfic!" He browsed through some of his favorite fics. The universe's greatest romance writers wrote them. Mei, Misty, Jade071, poppy, Christina, Kurishojo, lady Bulma, Ningyo no Misa, you name it, they were all good.
"I wish I stared in one, along side Dabura" he sighed, "a nice lemony one at that." He shuddered at some of the ones about the earthlings in bed. "Hmmm, I wonder what the greatest romance of all time, Jade071 has written?" Babadi took two glances over his shoulder to make sure no one was watching. He was slightly embarrassed at what happened with Kalarus, even though he didn't really count as a worthy creature. He began to ponder how he would get Dabura interested in him. He could take control of him, but that only brings out one's evil desires, and it would only work if he were interested in him. Babadi sighed.
"I guess I would have to go a desperado rape, again! " he sighed again, "unless I could get him aroused, but how" he read through Jade's latest fic for ideas.
"I don't care about bloody Trunks and Pan sparing in some time…hey this is good stuff" he chuckled, "Hmm, they're playing strip poker, what a marvelous idea"
Chapter one:
Basically, Babadi and Dabura really annoyed me, especially the way Babadi sucked up to Dabura. I mean most bad guys are supposed to think that they're the best, don't they? I mean, "…I'm better because I chose better company" *smiles and nods towards Dabura*
Doesn't this tell you something? Well what will happen once they get together?
*********
Kalarus was the strongest of the planet Yuukoo. Many tyrants lived on planet Yuukoo, but they were pretty weak, so Babadi found them easy to control. They were just like those weak lizardy creatures that are usually guards, and the monster Yakkon eats them. They are also very scared of the Z fighters, but even more scared of Babadi. Many also voluntarily worked for Babadi, and Kalarus was one of them. He worked away on Babadi's ship, making sure his men were in order. Today, he had the special ob of delivering Babadi's order. He was very nervous, but was thankful to meet Babadi. Maybe he will let him live for doing such a good job. He wondered what type of stuff Babadi ordered. He read the address. The package had come from the demon world, where they were heading for now, to 'recruit' the strongest warriors to help resurrect Buu. Maybe it was some sort of war plan? How exciting, Kalarus thought. Kalarus was much to scared to open the package, because Babadi would not be very happy, and that means he would not live for very much longer.
"Babadi san, delivery from the demon world" Kalarus knocked on Babadi's door.
"Arigatoo! Excellent" A huge smile spread across Babadi's face as he took the parcel.
"From Dabura kun" he sighed. Kalarus swore he held the package to his heart.
'I must be imagining things' he thought to himself.
"Good work. For your reward, I shall give you ten seconds to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, KONO YAROU!" he burst out. Kalarus ran as far away from Babadi as he could. Babadi raised his hand to form an energy wave after the ten seconds, but Kalarus was out of sight. Babadi really felt like killing him, but Babadi had to stick to his word. He seldom broke his promises.
"Phew, made it" Kalarus wiped a sweat bead from his brow, and began to walk back the other way, because his room was just past Babadi's. He hoped Babadi hadn't changed his mind about letting him live. As he walked past, he had a quick glance in Babadi's room, to make sure he wasn't waiting for him. His bedroom was amazing, well his bed was, the rest was pretty boring. The room was large and empty, but it had a few buttons around that led to other rooms. He had a few ancient weapons hanging up for decoration. In the middle, there was a giant four-corner bed, with black sheets draping over the whole bed. Next to the bed was a small table, with Babadi's crystal ball. . Kalarus saw that the whole four-corner bed was vibrating. Curious Kalarus had to peer in deeper with his supper vision (that's why they make good guards!) His eyes wondered to a large carton box next to Babadi's bed, labeled "Hot Hentai" in his scrawny writing.
"Gosh, I can't picture Babadi reading Hentai" Kalarus thought to himself.
"Oh, Dabura, deeper!" Babadi groaned with pleasure. Kalarus' eyes nearly popped out. Babadi was jacking off to Hentai! He super versioned into the magazine. It was titled "Horny Devils" and smack bang in the middle was a picture of Dabura, full frontal, not a scrap of clothing. Kalarus shuddered at the terrifying image. On Babadi's bedside table, there was Babadi's crystal ball, and it was focused on Dabura naked in the shower, whistling away, no idea he was perved on by this evil poofter wizard. Above the table there was a notice labeled "Times to find Dabura naked" with a list of times and places Dabura had a shower, or changed. Kalarus turned away quickly, and walked fast toward his room, pretending he never saw nothing.
*********************
The next day:
"Muhahaha, we are nearly going to arrive in the Land of the Demons." Babadi announced to Bweebwee with joy, as he went to prepare a meal for himself. He used telekinesis to put together a quick snack. (U think of wot an evil wizard would eat for breaky)
"Dabura, Dabura, you're my sex bomb, yeah, sex bomb" Babadi whistled as he poured himself a cup of green-blue mountain slime. He couldn't wait to meet Dabura. He thought back to last night when he was practicing a few 'moves' he would try on Dabura.
"He'd like Doggie style, I reckon" he chuckled to himself. He also knew that some one was spying on him last night, and that some one was going to die. He quickly whipped out his crystal ball, to invite that someone into a trap.
"Oh Kalarus kun, go to my room!" Babadi yelled in the crystal ball. He watched as Kalarus nervously ran to his room, opened the door with his hand shaking. Babadi instant-transmitted himself to his room, and waited on his bed.
"Y, yes master?" Kalarus asked.
"Sit down on that chair over there, ad I think we need to have a little talk" Babadi pointed to a chair in the corner of the room, and it floated next to Babadi's bed. Kalarus sat down.
"So, what do you think of having Dabura on our team?" Babadi asked.
"Um, great, he is very powerful" Kalarus agreed.
"Dabura kun is soo hot, don't u reckon?"
"Yeah totally. I bet he could vaporize a planet in a flash," Kalarus answered in total oblivion to what happened last night.
"He's my sex bomb" Babadi smiled, "he's mine, you will not take him FROM ME YOU BAKKA NO FUCK HEAD" Babadi stood up, and screamed in Kalarus' face, calmly. (That may seem funny, but u know how he does it)
"Yes sir" Kalarus gulped. He knew he was a goner. Babadi notice he was watching him last night, "and it's dick head, sir."
"I don't GIVE A FUCK" Babadi's eye began to glow red.
"You bakka, kuso, gay POOFTER, piss off!" Kalarus lunged for Babadi's throat.
"Ahhrrrrgggg, my neurons!" Kalarus screamed in pain, as he fell to the ground. Every one of his nerves was on fire.
"Watashiwa shinanai!!" He began to thrash spontaneously, and finally his guts burst outwards, covering the room. Babadi just laughed. Babadi watched as the green innards began to drip from the roof, as if it was rain.
"Guards! Clean this mess!" He ordered. In a matter of time, two Yuukoo lizards came running, holding there noses. They got to work as fast as possible, with their mops.
"It, it's Kalarus!" one whimpered to the other.
"I shall miss the great leader," the other said, solemnly. As soon as they left, Babadi pressed a button, and his computer popped out of the wall.
"Ah, what a lovely day for surfing the net" Babadi chuckled. He logged on quickly.
"Hmm where too?" he asked himself.
"Ah, I know…www.angelfire.com/anime3/fanfic!" He browsed through some of his favorite fics. The universe's greatest romance writers wrote them. Mei, Misty, Jade071, poppy, Christina, Kurishojo, lady Bulma, Ningyo no Misa, you name it, they were all good.
"I wish I stared in one, along side Dabura" he sighed, "a nice lemony one at that." He shuddered at some of the ones about the earthlings in bed. "Hmmm, I wonder what the greatest romance of all time, Jade071 has written?" Babadi took two glances over his shoulder to make sure no one was watching. He was slightly embarrassed at what happened with Kalarus, even though he didn't really count as a worthy creature. He began to ponder how he would get Dabura interested in him. He could take control of him, but that only brings out one's evil desires, and it would only work if he were interested in him. Babadi sighed.
"I guess I would have to go a desperado rape, again! " he sighed again, "unless I could get him aroused, but how" he read through Jade's latest fic for ideas.
"I don't care about bloody Trunks and Pan sparing in some time…hey this is good stuff" he chuckled, "Hmm, they're playing strip poker, what a marvelous idea"