TREASURE PLANET
Robin stare open-mouthed at the TV screen, for once showing something but static. "That's not possible."
"How cares? It's a Disney movie!"
"No, the star clusters are too close together to form separate stars. If―"
"I bet I can build the surfer thingy!"
"Bet you can't!"
"Bet I can!"
"Can't."
"Can."
"Can't."
"Can. I'm Kid Flash!"
Robin leaned backwards, a smug grin on his face. "Prove it."
"Fine! I need the solar sail cloth thing though."
An evil glitter reflected off Robin's glasses. "I might have something to help―"
It took Red Tornado ages to get the solar panels back into their position. And Wally and Robin yelling, "Thundering typhoons!" every time they dropped something didn't help.
PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF
"Dude! That is wrong! That is so wrong!" Robin threw a fistful of popcorn at the screen.
Wally wrenched the paper bucket from his grasp. "Hey! The popcorn's innocent!"
Robin threw up his hands, knocking the popcorn all over the carpet, much to Wally's chagrin. "Percy's green eyed, Annabeth's blonde, Grover's white. And don't even get me started on Ca―"
"Don't worry, we won't," Wally sucked on his milkshake, as if determined to finish it before Robin spilled that. "Dude, it's just a book."
"A book? Just a book?" Robin thrust his arms toward him. "Dishonor to you!" He thrust his other arm in the general direction of the door. "Dishonor to your cow!"
Artemis, an innocent by-standder who just wanted some juice, spun around, eyes glaring. "Did you just call me a cow?" She screeched indignantly, the same time Wally howled, "You did not just call me Mulan!"
The combined rage of Artemis and Kid Flash was enough to make Batman pee in his pants.
"This is not asterous! At all!" Robin hollered as he ducked Artemis' arrows and Kid Flash's, er, entire body. "And all because of a damn water-bender! Not whelming!"
Black Canary had to spill her biggest secrets just to get into Aqualad's room and assure him, No, Robin, Artemis, and Wally are not going to axe-murder you the moment you step out of your room.
I enjoyed doing this. Even though it was incredibly short. What movies do you want me to do next?
(Unbeta-d. But check out Unknown010's stories anyway.)