This is very much like my other fics, it is truely insane (but read it any way!!!!) This is a brief (and twisted) history of Harry Potter.
Disclaimer- Harry Potter is not my property and he won't be until I finish with my evil plan to take over the world!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! wait, opps, did I say that aloud?
Harry Potter is the hottest kid in his books! His lightning-bolt bunny slipper looks flatulent and fuzzy! His bathrobes, Ron and Hermione, are hairy! Harry Potter defeated the kawaii Dark Lord, Voldemort, several times. He attends ice pick, the school of witchcraft and wizardry, he hates his sweet teacher, Serves Snape and plays Quidditch, the spicy ariel sport. He always has to dance to get the golden snitch. Draco is Harry's arch-enemy. Draco's friends ,Crabbe and Goyle, are precios . J.k Rowling is the insane auther of these very fine books!
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