The Beginning

Naruto Uzumaki once again was running for his life as fast as his 3 year old kegs could take him. From who? Well the retarded villagers of course. Naruto ran into a alley right into a dead end, he looked to the villagers fearfully. "Looks like the demon has no where to run now" a villager said with amusement, they started punching poor Naruto, not vent listening to his cries and whimpers, they beater him till he passed out from bold loss.

~°~°~°Mindscape~°~°~°

Kyuubi no Kitsune watched everything, he was now looking at the beaten body of his jailer, for the first time, he felt pity for the boy. He started to heal him with his Chakra, after e was done, the boy looked like nothing had happened, except for his clothes. "And now we wait" the great beast said to himself. Naruto started to stir, "Wake up, Kit, I don't have time to take care of you" he said, Naruto jumped at the deep voice. He hooked at the scenery, "Guess the villagers threw me in a sewer, but why is it big?" he said to himself. "Hey Kit, over here" the Kyuubi said, Naruto didn't hear him, Kyuubi sweat dropped, then he growled "Listen to me, be grateful I still haven't tore you, limb, to limb" he sad menacingly. Naruto looked up and fell and pointed a shaky finger up to the giant orange Kitsune "N-no way, Th-the Kyuubi no Kitsune?" he said fearfully. "I see my jailer isn't such of a idiot" Kyuubi said, clearly annoyed.

"HEY! I HEARD THAT!" Naruto yelled, clearly mad. "Same temper as your mother, heh, but yet you look like your father" the Kyuubi said. "Wait, you knew my parents?" Naruto asked, the cage got quiet, the Kyuubi decide to tell him "There the ones who sealed me in you..." Kyuubi said slowly. He gave time for Naruto to process, "No... Way" he dropped to the ground on his knees, "The fourth is my father? Why did he seal the Kyuubi no Kitsune" in me?" he asked himself, he started convulsing . The Kyuubi cursed quietly, bad idea to tell a 3 year old, a bright light surrounded him and there standing, where the giant beast one was, was a 17-18 year old boy, crimson hair and eyes, orange fox wears, and 9 orange tails, he was wearing a blood red tank top and black jeans.

He made his chakra bring the boy to him, all the way to the bars. He started stroking Naruto's hair brotherly like, "Shh, Shh, it's alright" his voice no longer deep and dark, but soft and gentle. Naruto started to calm down, "Why did he do it?" he asked the Kyuubi quietly, "He was Hokage, he needed to protect the village" he said calmly. "Why did you attack the village?" he asked him once again, so Kyuubi tolled him about the masked man, his mother's name, how his parents died protecting him. Once Kyuubi looked down, he saw Naruto was fast asleep, Kyuubi smiled. He looked outside the Mindscape and saw that the boy was in the hospital, Hiruzen Sarutobi besides the hospital bed. "Time to send you back Kit, we will meet again, since you will find a way to come in your Mindscape" he said. The Mindscape soon started to disappear and Naruto was in the hospital bed.

When Naruto woke up, he had this craziest dream, that the Kyuubi was there and he told him about his parents, he looked up and saw "Hokage-Jiji!" he yelled. "I see your all better, Naruto" Hiruzen smiled at the boy's attitude, "I had this craziest dream" Naruto said to Hiruzen, he was hyper. "What was it about?" Hiruzen asked, "It was about the Kyuubi and he tolled me about my parents" Naruto said, "That wasn't a dream Kit, and talk in your head or else they will look at you like a crazy boy" he heard to Kyuubi said. Hiruzen's eyes widened, "The Kyuubi?" he said, "Yeah, he was really nice, he tolled me I wasn't a Idiot" Naruto said brightly, knowing that it wasn't a dream.

'That was a crazy dream indeed" Hiruzen said, smiling, "It-" Naruto was cut of by the Kyuubi "Just go with it, he doesn't want you to know yet" Naruto got it, "It was a crazy dream wasn't it, Can I go now, I want ramen!" Naruto whined, and he very much indeed wanted ramen. Hiruzen chuckled, "Well it seems you are good now, we can go" he said "YAY!" Naruto screamed, grabbing his clothes and changing into them. Hiruzen smiled to himself, he and Naruto exited the building going to the ramen shop.

~°~°~° 2 years later {age 5}~°~°~°

Naruto talked with the Kyuubi for the past two years, he now knew the beastly name was Kurama. But as he liked to call him, "Kurama-Nii", Kurama tolled him he was stuck in the cage, Naruto wanted to get him out so he was studying seals. "Kit it's no use, you can only open this damn cage when your privy godfather comes" Kurama tolled him, Kurama informed him that he had a godfather, a sannin to be exact, the pervert of the toad sannin.

"But I want to get you out" Naruto whined, they were still at the apartment building. "To bad to sad, now get going and prank the ANBU headquarters~" and this is how young Naruto learned how to prank, Kitsune's are master pranksters, He nodded, it was 4:00 AM, why was he up early? Well Kurama was training him, he threw all his orange clothes away and tolled Jiji to get him black clothes, Jiji questioned him and Naruto said "That's how villagers find me" and he had a fair point so Jiji ordered them for him.

Naruto sneaked under the ninjas noses right into HQ, he grabbed his paint bombs, witch were neon, pink, blue all those vibrant colors and threw them on the ground with a "SPLASH" and he quickly disappeared in the Body Flickr Technique witch for him was fire, he appeared back in his apartment "Now we wait" he said with a smirk. 10 seconds later he saw ANBU heading towards the Hokage tower, their uniforms fillet with vibrant paint, Naruto started laughing. 5 seconds late a ANBU was in front of him "Naruto Uzumaki you are to report to the Hokage tower" it was a male with a dog mask, "Fine, Se ya" he said smiling cheeky and Body Flickered again, the dog ANBU stood there for a few seconds before doing the same jutsu also.

When Naruto appeared in the room, 6 ANBU where there, "Where's Do-" Hiruzen didn't finish his sentence because Dog then appeared. Hiruzen questioned him, Dog shook his head. "Naruto, where did you learn that jutsu?" Hiruzen asked. "Secret~" he said in a sing song voice, everyone in the room sweat dropped. "Okay, Naruto, did you set the paint bombs in the HQ?" Hiruzen asked, "Maybe I did" Naruto said. "Naruto" Hiruzen warned, "Fine, fine, I did" Naruto said, "But in my opinion, they should really upgrade the ninjas there, it was rather simple to he in" Naruto stated. Everyone looked Naruto, "Kit there looking at you weird" Kurama said, "Yeah, yeah, I know Kurama" Naruto said out loud. "What? I'm talking with Nii-Chan" Naruto stated and stared back at the ANBU, "Naruto, ate you okay" Hiruzen said. "Yeah, why?" he said, "You keep spacing out" Hiruzen said, "Vine, don't believe me, call Inoichi-San" Naruto said and sat on the floor and started talking to Kurama in his mind.

Everyone in the room looked at Naruto, they saw him staring of to space, Falcon, call Inoichi-San" Hiruzen ordered, "Hai" the ANBU with brown hair in a ponytail said {*wink wink*} and Flickered away, soon Falcon and Inoichi came in. "What's the matter, Hokage-Sama?" Inoichi asked, Hiruzen nodded at Naruto, Inoichi saw the far away look on his face, "Naruto" he called out. "Huh?" Naruto returned back to reality, "I'm gonna go in your mind okay" Inoichi said, "Kay" Naruto said, Inoichi put his hand on Naruto's head.

~°~°~°Mindscape~°~°~°

Inoichi opened his eyes to see himself in a sewer, he didn't now where to go since it was to big, "Oi! Over here!" he heard Naruto, he started walking towards him. "In here" Naruto said and he disappeared into a corner. Inoichi followed Naruto to the corner, he blocked his eyes from the blinding light. When he opened his eyes, he saw a cage, but there was something in the cage. "Sup Inoichi" Naruto called out, running towards the cage and stopped, "What's in the cage?" Inoichi asked.

"Me" a voice said, he looked at the cage and saw the "K-k-Kyuubi?!" he said, frozen in fear. "Foolish humans" Kyuubi murmured, "Don't worry Inoichi, Kurama-Nii wont hurt you" Naruto said. "Kurama?" Inoichi asked, he moved slowly, how could he trust a 5 year old of a great beast that destroyed Konoha 5 years ago? "Yeah, Kyuubi's name~" Naruto chipped, "SHUT IT BRAT!" Kurama yelled, turning into a human again and sacking Naruto on the head. Kurama's appearance changed a bit in those 2 years, his crimson hair was now in a pony tail, made him look badass. He had a leather jacket, red shirt under, black jeans and combat boots.

He was still a good brother to Naruto, he was his kit.

"Itai!" Naruto said, rubbing his head. Inoichi looked stunned, "Okay, now you know that I am the one who talks to Naruto, he's my kit, hurt him, you'll be signing your death wish" Kurama threaten, Inoichi nodded and he got out of Naruto's head. "What happened?" Sarutobi asked, "Kyuubi happened" Inoichi said quietly, only for Sarutobi to hear. His eyes widened, "Impossible" he breathed out. "Afraid not Jiji" Naruto said, standing up. "How?" Sarutobi asked, "Simple, when I was 3 years old, I was running for my life from the retarded villagers, as Kurama-Nii says, I passed out, Woke up in my mindscape, and saw a big ass fuzzy red fox" Sarutobi, ANBU, and Inoichi felt bad for the boy, but also shock, for one thing, he was still sane, second, how he called the Kyuubi no Kitsune. 30 minutes later, Naruto was done explaining, "I just need to wait for that damn pervy godfather of mine" he said.

After he said a 'Poof' sounded, they turned to look at a orange fox with green eyes and a, speak of the devil, there w's the damn pervy godfather! Jiraiya. The fox bit his leg, "Damn fox" Jiraiya growled and kicked the fox.

Before the fox hit the wall, Naruto quickly grabbed him, the fox is a boy, with a orange flash. Sarutobi, Inoichi, Jiraiya, and ANBU stared at him in shocked. The fox gave a yip, licked Naruto's face and poofed out. {*sees SasuNaru, gets the urge to finish this chapter* I'm weird} "Who summoned me?" Jiraiya said, shaking his head. "I did, you pervy bastard" Naruto said calmly, Jiraiya got a tick mark, "TAKE THAT BACK YOU NAIVE BRAT! I'm a the toad sage" he said, doing his sage pose entrance thing. Naruto sweat dropped, "You mean the sage of perverts" he said, ANBU and Sarutobi broke out laughing. "And you are" Jiraiya said, "Me? Well my name is Naruto Uzumaki, future hokage, believe it!" Naruto said with his awesome catchphrase. Then Jiraiya eyed the boy and stifled a gasp, he looked exactly like Minato, wait, he said Uzumaki Naruto and godfather. And boy, did he felt stupid,

"Kit, let me talk, your still a brat" Kyuubi said in his mind, 'I'm not a brat!' Naruto thought and let Kurama take over.

His blue eyes turned crimson with slits, his whiskers deepened, "And the pervert returns, miss me, Jiraiya? Of course you do, who doesn't miss me, well a lot actually, never mind that, oi! Is anyone alive?" Kurama asked, everyone in the room was either scared or shocked. "Kyuubi" Jiraiya said in hatred, "What are you doing here?" Jiraya asked

Kurama mocked fake hatred, "I'm hurt, you still don't forgive me of killing Minato and Kushina, it was that blasted Madara's fault, I'm doing them a favor, looking after their 'little bundle of joy~' More like the brat" Kyuubi said, ignoring the gasp from the ANBU then murmurs, "Wait, the Kyuubi actually has feelings?" Jiraiya asked, amusement when he saw Kurama, in Naruto's body, flush. "Okay, okay, what do you actually want?" he asked. "The scroll, need to protect the kit from physical danger, since the blasted retards don't understand how real demons look and act like" Kurama said with a sigh.

Jiraiya thought long, he whispered to Sarutobi, which he nodded. "Under one agreement, you will be Naruto's legal guardian and be in ANBU" Jiraiya said. "Deal, put the kit in ANBU, you haven't seen the real him yet~" Kurama said, going back, red turning to blue. "Naruto, would you like to be in ANBU?" Sarutobi asked, gasp from ANBU.

"But hokage-Sama! He's barely a child!" Falcon said

"The gaki can't be corrupted that fast!" Snake said

"I like the idea" Dog and Weasel said, everyone turned to the prodigies, and by everyone I mean Falcon and Snake. "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MINDS?!" They screamed at them. Naruto, Sarutobi, and Jiraiya sweat dropped, that's what they get for putting the youngest ANBUs in a team. "Silence" Sarutobi ordered, which he got, "Naruto will be joining the ANBU, but first, stay here, this is a S class secret, because we are going to take the Kyuubi out!" Sarutobi said, silence was greeted, not for long...

3...

2...

1...

"WHAT?!" could be heard all through the village.

"I said silence, Jiraiya" Sarutobi said to the toad sage.

"Naruto, come with me, you too, Dog, Snake, Falcon, Weasel" Jiraiya ordered, "Yes sir!" they poofed out with Jiraiya, "Wonder how this wild, turn out" Saritobi said in amusement, ANBU came 5 seconds later since the first squad left for a S-class mission.

Jiraiya and his group, flickered to to Mt. Myūboku, he does some juts that will be reveled in later chapters and slams it on Naruto's stomach. Naruto, breathless, suddenly gasped in pain, his seal was glowing red. Naruto suddenly fell weak, his breathing became labored...

He passed out from the pain. Falcon saw the boy's eyes became droop and was swaying backwards, he quickly caught Naruto. The seal that was now red leaked out, like water, and a figure seems to be emerging out. When the figure was now visible, they gasped, I'm too damn lazy, you already know Kurama's appearance. Well human, anyways, Naruto was completely out, his breathing was back to normal. Kurama stretched, "Good to be back, hand me the kit" he said, Falcon passed Naruto to Kurama, he knew that he was on their side. Kurama looked and Naruto's peaceful yet had pain written on his face, and smiled sadly. "So, what do we do now?" He asked Jiraiya, "Well first, you get some rest, all of you, we will continue this tomorrow" The toad sage said, they nodded.

Kurama went to the kit's apartment, he looked at it in disgust, the retards (villagers) had written on the walls and trashed the place. "They will pay soon, wait, didn't the other blonde brat have a house on the outskirts of Konoha, he does!" so Kurama decided to go to Minato's and Kushina's house. When Kurama got there, Naruto still in his hands, he could see that it was hidden good. The entrance was a gate, Kurama could see there was a blood seal. He cut Naruto's thumb and placed it over the seal, it opened. The cut quickly healed, thanks to his powers. He strode inside, and opened another door. He looked at the dark living room, he scrunched his nose.

This place needed cleaning, and badly. He did a cleaning jutsu in seconds, and the place was spotless. He remembered where was the brat's parents room. He took him upstairs and went to the door in the middle.

The room was large, it had a king sized bed, he placed Naruto on the bed, under the covers. He soon went to bed after.

Morning

Naruto woke up groggily, he looked around, 'Where am I?' he thought, "In your parents' old room, kit" he turned around and saw Kurama?! Naruto was confused, then he remembered. "How?" He asked, Kurama sighed, "I'll explain later, now get cleaned up, we need to get to the old hokage's office" Naruto nodded

Hokage's office

As usual, they flickered there. They were silent as hell, "Where are they?" Jiraiya asked, not noticing Kurama and Naruto, actually, no one did. Kurama and Naruto sweat dropped, 'how don't they notice us?' Naruto thought, unaware that Kurama could still read his mind. 'Who knows' Kurama thought back, "We're already here" he said to them. "What, when?" Jiraiya asked, shocked as everyone else in the room. "Right now..." Naruto cut in, clearly seeing Kurama was getting a tick mark of annoyance. "Anyways, Kyuubi-" "Kurama" "Kurama's mask will be a mask, and Naruto's would be a fox" Sarutobi said. Kurama and Naruto nodded, but clearly annoyed, Kurama because he was a Kitsune in a Kitsune mask, and Naruto since, well, he already is known as a fox. "Here are your uniforms, Dog, Weasel, Snake, Falcon, show them around the HQ" Sarutobi ordered ANBU. "They already know it" Dog said, lazily, they do know it since all the pranks. Kurama and Naruto snickered and quickly changed, they put on there mask.

Beware Konoha, here comes the Kitsune Duo

Wait! It's still isn't over.

ANBU, plus the two new members flickered there.

"Oi! Meet your new teammates" Snake yelled at the other ANBU. There was a turtle, and some other mask I don't remember XD. "Two new members?" a female voice asked, a cat mask appeared. "Yep" Snake said, "Now, take of your mask" Snake ordered. All the ANBU took of their mask, Shikaku Nara, Yūgao Uzuki, Tenzo or Yamato, Shisui Uchiha, and other people I'm to lazy to name. And lastly, the ANBU that brought them here took of there mask. Dog was Hatake Kakashi, 'Ah, Minato's old brat' Kurama mused in his head, Weasel was Itachi Uchiha, 'Ah, two Uchiha brats' Kurama thought once again, Naruto was just enjoying this, he already knew all their identities. Snake was Anko Matarashi, and Falcon was Iruka Umino. "Nice to meet you all" Naruto greeted, smiling behind his mask, Kurama grunted. Naruto looked at Kurama in his mask, and Kurama could tell he was serious.

"Nice too met you too" Kurama said boredly.

And that was the start of the Kitsune Duo

This is two chapters in one because their both short and both are supposed to be together. I wrote this a long time so that is why it's bad.