Things that go on in Verant office Buildings at night =)



A/N : I do not own Verant and the hell I would not want to ( I don't like the idea of almost getting Shot every day) and this is in my own insane Mind…

1) Drunk Verant Employes are peeing all over the main physical servers

2) you see the night sift on Verant, they are Monkeys with hammers

3) you see the GM's are automated Computers Desighned to listen to your Complaints

4) you see many people in Black ski masks with hooks, bombs, Knifes, guns, Scaleing the Wall of the Verant office buildings

5) you see some guy, that is on the Complaints and Suggestions in the E- mail, Deleting Everything he sees (that explains A lot)

6) you see some Drug Dealers playing Poker in the executive Lunch room

7) you see broken windows, and see The people in black ski masks walking out with all the computer equipment

8) you see the Vice President stealing all the Doughnuts in the Lunch room, Buying Crack off the drug dealers as well

9) you see the monkeys with the hammers smashing the main servers

10) you see a guy in a ski mask set off a c-4 bomb and yell FIRE IN THE HOLE!

11) its about 6am in the morning and you see the fire department out

12) the owner of Verant just lies and fills out fake forms that his X-wife owed the government for back taxes for a nice piece of land in a wildlife Reserve

13) the Owner Buys the land and Builds a new Verant Office Building

SOOO… mabey this will explain a lot of why we get poor service and they jack the prices up on accounts