Episode 1: Stardust Island- Introducing the Campers
(Camera shows Chris and Chef standing on a dock, presumably waiting for something. It is the middle of the night, and the night sky is illuminated with stars)
Chef: You know… Chris, this island is really beautiful.
Chris: Yeah, I know! Best one we've gotten yet.
Chef: But why'd you arrange it so the campers would arrive at the middle of the night?
Chris: I want it to fit the whole "Stardust Island" mood.
Chef: Did the returning characters agree to come back?
Chris: Well- it took a few legal battles… and them looking at the fine print of their contract. But otherwise, yeah, the ones we wanted to return are going to return.
Chef: There's the first boat!
Chris: Aha! New campers! Let's get this started!
(A boat appears on the horizon, and is nearing the docks)
Chris: And they've arrived!
(A fairly short boy about 5'5" comes onto the dock. He's Caucasian, and lightly tan, with brown eyes and reddish brown hair)
Chris: Marko Rewind! Wait- this is your name, right? Welcome to Stardust Island!
Marko: Yeah! But I wish it had been a plane that brought me here... You know, jets are better than ships. I get seasick. You have no idea how many time I threw up on the cruise ship. I finally just got used to the sea, but we arrived, so it doesn't matter.
(A slightly tanned boy about 5'11" walks down onto the dock. He has blonde hair and piercing blue eyes)
Chris: Damien Selfe! You wanna take a selfie with me?
Damien: Ha ha, very funny Chris. No, I'm not in the mood right now. That kid over there? (Damien points at Marko) I sat next to him for a good portion of that ship ride, and he puked like no other. You have no idea how bad it smelt.
Chris: Well, that sucks- but I wasn't there, so I don't care!
(Disgruntled, Damien walks over and stands next to Marko, but is careful to keep his space)
Open Confessional
Marko: I'm actually a social butterfly. I get along with people pretty well. Unfortunately, Damien didn't see that side of me. He saw the "boat" side of me. Well, I'll just have to make friends with people not on my boat.
Close Confessional
Chris: And our next camper is here! Danielle Rose! Welcome to Stardust Island!
(A girl with light colored skin walks onto the dock. She's about 5'6", and has blue eyes and brown hair)
Danielle: Hi.
(Danielle walks over to stand next to Damien)
Danielle: Oh no. Not you!
Damien (acting hurt): What's wrong with me?
Danielle: You flirted with me nearly the entire time!
Damien: Oh yeah… well, you're so pretty, I couldn't stop myself!
(A very tall Caucasian boy about 6'9" walks down to Stardust Island. He has emerald green eyes and blonde hair)
Chris: Danny Voorhees! Welcome to Total Drama!
Danny: Hey Chris, you seem to have more gray hair than last time! Wow, Total Drama Revenge of the Island seems to have taken a toll on you. Well, nice to know you can still be that energetic with that hair.
(Frowning, Chris takes out a mirror and starts inspecting his hair)
(Danny goes and stands next to Danielle)
Marko: Wait, Voorhees, as in, like Jason Voorhees, the guy from the Friday the 13th series?
Danny: Don't worry, I'm not related to him… but I do like scaring people.
(Suddenly, Danny whips out a hockey mask, startling Marko and causing him to drop back)
Marko: WOAH! (Starts laughing) Okay, you got me that time.
Danny (laughing): Yeah, yeah I did.
(Amused by all this, a girl with peach colored skin and dark green eyes and ginger hair comes down onto the docks. She's average height)
Chris: I believe that this is Samantha Maielua?
Samantha: Please call me Sam.
(Shyly Samantha- er, I mean, Sam, walks over to stand next to Danny)
Open Confessional
Sam: Okay, I'm not usually that shy, but before I get loud and outgoing, I like to know the people who I'll be loud and outgoing with. I don't know anyone here that well!
Close Confessional
(A boy with pale, tan, skin comes down onto the dock. He has emerald colored eyes and dark brown hair, with a strip of dyed blond on the right side. He stands about 6'1")
Chris: Layne Corticera Allan-Miller! Welcome!
Layne: Hey Chris(walking over to stand next to Samantha).
Chris: Okay, he's shy!
(A girl with olive skin, blue eyes, and jet black hair comes down onto the stage. She has a tattoo on her right arm of a rose, and a beauty mark on the right side of her face. She stands about 5'7")
Chris: Hazel Johnson! Welcome to Stardust Island!
Hazel: Hello. I hope my time here will be fun. Nice to meet you all.
(The other campers mutter, hey, or hello to her)
Open Confessional
Hazel: The real reason I'm on this show is to make friends. I have a rough relationship with my mom, deceased dad and alcoholic brother.
Close Confessional
(A boy with a height about 5'10" comes down to stand on the docks. He has long jet black hair that goes down to his shoulders, and ice blue eyes. He's wearing a white shirt with a red rose on it covered by a black leather jacket, a necklace of the Celtic Cross, black sweats with red stripes, and black sandals)
Chris: Joshua Prower! Welcome to our humble abidings!
Joshua: Doesn't seem so humble to me. (laughs) And please, call me Josh. I think "Josh Prower" has a better ring to it than "Joshua Prower".
(Camera zooms in on Chris' luxury lakeside cabin)
Chris: Well, I guess it isn't THAT humble.
(Joshua goes over and stands next to Hazel)
Chris: And that's all the people from the first boat! Chef, will you kindly please escort them to their cabins? It doesn't matter where they sleep tonight, we'll give them their teams tomorrow.
Chef: I got you Chris.
(Chef takes the campers away)
Chris: Okay, we've seen our first campers. But what will the next group of campers look like? When will our returning characters arrive? And what will the teams be? Come back to find out on this episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, STARDUST ISLAND!
-Commercial Break-
(Come back)
Chris: Okay, the next boat should arrive here now.
(A boat appears on the horizon)
Chris: There's my next group of victims- er, I mean, campers!
(A girl wearing a pink crop top and white shorts steps down onto the docks. She has blue eyes and beautiful blonde hair that's been let loose to her shoulders. Currently, she's rubbing her peach skin with sunscreen. Noticeably, she has a crystal pendant worn across her neck)
Chris: Sabrina Adams! Welcome to Stardust Island!
(Sabrina is currently putting on makeup)
Chris: Sabrina!
Sabrina (slightly startled): Oh, hi Chris! Can you show me where my cabin is? I need to get set up. I'm so excited for this season!
Chris: You'll need to wait for the other campers first.
Sabrina: Oh… that's no fun.
(A tall boy with brown, tan, skin, and dark brown hair walks down onto the docks. He has blue eyes, and is wearing a dark blue polo shirt, black pants, and dark brown Italian leather shoes)
Chris: Your highness! Prince Faymen Alexander Santiago of Yudonia!
Faymen: Please call me Faymen. I joined this show to get out of all that royal nonsense of being the heir to the throne and all that. It gets lonely in that large castle!
(A girl standing about 5'9" runs down onto the dock. She has tan skin, brown eyes, and black hair. She's wearing a light purple long-sleeved blouse, a dark purple skirt, and black heels)
She says: Faymen! Why didn't you wait for me?
Faymen: Oops… did I tell you that we would come down together!
She said: YES!
Chris: And it's Princess Miranda Elizabeth Santiago of Yudonia!
Miranda: Please, call me Miranda.
Chris: Okay!
(A curvy girl wearing a corset steps down onto the dock. She's about 5'4", has pale skin, green eyes, and black hair with stripes of green. She has some visible snakebites on her skin, has pierced her left eyebrow, pierced her septum, pierced both ears, has an Anchor on her middle finger, a semicolon on her right wrist, and scars apparent on her back, arms, and legs. She's wearing Victorian themed clothes)
Chris: If it isn't the Victorian Goth, Aurelia Crow!
Aurelia (shyly): Hey guys…
(Aurelia walks over and stands next to Miranda)
Miranda: I like your clothes, but are they fit for this show?
Aurelia: I could ask you the same question. I brought sweatpants and a shirt for the challenge days.
Miranda: Cool! So did I! I guess we're kinda similar!
Aurelia: Maybe.
(A tall girl about 5'9" walks onto the dock. She has blonde, thick, slightly wavy hair that goes to about halfway down her back. She has big blue round eyes, and is wearing a pink t-shirt with exposed midriff and skinny jeans with sandals)
Chris: Tessa Vlasak! Welcome to this show!
Tessa: Hi-
(As Tessa comes down to the dock, she accidentally trips and falls into the water)
Faymen: I'll help you!
(Faymen runs over and pulls Tessa up)
Faymen: Are you okay?
Tessa: "Mmph".
Faymen: What?
Tessa: "Ummaph".
Chris: Oh, this was in her audition tape! This is great! Whenever Tessa gets her hair wet, it falls forward and completely covers her face, blinding her. She can't pull it out until it dries. And apparently, she's a bit clumsy too...Chef! Can you escort her to her cabin?
Sabrina: But I couldn't go to the cabin?
Chris: You're fine right now!
(Chef escorts Tessa away)
(A boy about 5'7" steps onto the dock. He has caramel colored skin and dark brown eyes with black hair.)
Chris: It's Ashton Jackson! Man I love that name!
Ashton: What's up Chris? How are you doing? Hey, call me Ash.
(Ashton fist bumps with Chris)
Chris: I'm actually feeling pretty good!
(Ash goes over and says hi to the rest of the campers)
Open Confessional
Ash: Okay… so, my dad is the mayor of the city I live in. But I had a bit of an unlucky streak, that ended with a really embarrassing date. It's a loooong story. I'm also a bit clumsy. My dad decided that Total Drama would be a great place to start over and make new friends. I don't know if that's the best decision, but I have to be cool to start fresh.
Close Confessional
(A girl with midtone caucasian skin steps down onto the dock. She has green eyes, and black hair done in a bun. She's about 5'8")
Chris: And it's our teen singer, Elsa Crawford!
Sabrina: Wait! That's Kayla Storm! Eeek! But your hair is usually draped over your right shoulder, in a braid…
Elsa: Kayla Storm is my stage name, and my hair is only like that when I'm performing. This is the real me.
Sabrina (slightly crestfallen): Oh.
(A very tall Caucasian girl at around 5'11" steps onto the dock. She's very petite, and has bright blue eyes and golden blonde hair)
Chris: Maxine Wells!
Maxine: Hey Chris! I'm so excited to be here! Wait, is this all the people here?
Chris: No, there was a boat full of campers that arrived about 1 hour earlier, and there will be a boat full of returning characters that will arrive in one hour.
Maxine: Nice!
(Maxine walks over and stands next to Elsa)
(An African-American boy that's about six feet tall walks down from the boat. He has short black hair and light brown eyes, and is wearing a gray, unzipped jacket, and blue jeans)
Chris: And our second to last new camper to arrive is Jordan Damond!
Jordan (very politely): Hey Chris. I hope my time here will be fun.
(Jordan walks over and says a polite hello to the rest of the campers, who nod back)
Open Confessional
Jordan: My dad sent me on this show to develop better social skills. I've had some bad past experiences in my life… the most notably being the death of my older brother August. He was my role model, and an amazing person. He died while stopping an attempted robbery at a mall. He wasn't even a cop… just a very good person.
Close Confessional
(And finally, a short girl at about 5'2" comes down to the dock. She has short black hair and peachy skin with brown eyes. She's wearing a sweater and jeans, and has glasses)
Chris: And our final new camper, Kayla Zacah is here!
(Without speaking Kayla goes over and stands next to Jordan)
Chris: Well… okay.
(Chef has just returned)
Chris: Chef, can you take these campers to their cabins? I just got a text, the returning campers won't arrive until tomorrow morning. Let's crash in for the night.
(Chris turns towards the campers)
Chris: Who will be returning? How have they changed? And what will the teams be? Come back to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
-Commercial Break-
(Come back)
(Camera shows all of the new campers at the docks, waiting with Chris and Chef)
Marko: Hey Chris, when are the new campers arriving?
Chris: They should be here any moment.
(A boat appears on the horizon)
(Campers begin muttering to each other, excited)
Maxine: I watched this entire season last year! I'm so excited to see who's returning!
Faymen: I wonder if any of them have changed.
Danielle: I hope Ambrose isn't returning to the show. I can't trust that guy!
Tessa: Nobody can.
(The boat arrives at the docks)
(A very tall boy about 6'10" comes down from the dock. He's wearing a sweatshirt and shorts. He has short brown hair and green eyes)
Chris: And it's last season's 11th place finisher Jared Hayes! Welcome back to the show Jared!
Jared: Chris… You know I didn't want to be back.
Chris: Well, you're here!
(The next returner is a short girl with a height of about 5'2". She has medium length brown hair, and green eyes)
Chris: Last season's 12th place finisher- Magnolia Benson! Welcome back to the show Magnolia!
Magnolia: Chris… please don't talk to me right now. I still can't believe that I'm back on this show.
(A girl about 5'7" walks down to the docks, she has long black hair and hazel eyes, and is wearing a black dress)
Chris: Next up is last season's 9th place finisher- Kaarina Rast!
Kaarina: Hey guys! (Turns and sees Chris) Oh… you…
Chris: Well that was harsh!
Open Confessional
Aurelia: None of the old campers seem to be excited to see Chris
Close Confessional
(An Asian girl abou 5'7" steps down onto the dock. She also has long black hair and raven eyes, and is wearing a black top and jeans)
Chris: Aaliyah Lin! Last season's 7th place finisher!
Aaliyah: Actually, since I was eliminated in the same episode as Jason, I'm tied for 6th.
Chris: Whatever. Hey, speaking of Jason there he is!
(A boy about 6'1" who's wearing glasses walks down onto the docks. He has black hair and brown eyes, and is filipino)
Jason: You know what? I'm pumped for this season! Can't wait!
Chris: Ladies and Gentlemen, that was Jason Crukshank!
(Two boys walk down onto the docks. The first boy is 6'2", and is Hispanic. He's wearing glasses, an NFL shirt, and jeans. The second boy is 5'5", and is Indian (from Asia). He's wearing sweatpants and an orange Nike sweatshirt)
Chris: It's Jack Johnson, last season's 5th place finisher, and Silas Nair, last season's 4th place finisher! Here are the best friends!
Silas and Jack: Hey guys! (completely disregarding Chris)
(Two more boys walk down onto the docks. The first boy is also filipino and is 6'7", muscular and strong. He has short black hair that's been combed severely. The second boy is 5'6" and is Caucasian, with short brown hair and green eyes)
Chris: It's Satchel Raymond and Corwin Lionel! Satchel got 8th on Revenge of Pahkitew Island, and Corwin got 10th on Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
Corwin: Yeah, whatever Chris.
Satchel: This year, I'm going to win it all.
(The next person to appear on the boat is a girl that has a height of about 5'6", has blue eyes, and has long light-brown hair)
Chris: It's last season's third-place finisher! Macaria Olia!
Macaria: Chris, spare the act… I'm just back here because of the contract.
Kaarina: Tell me about it.
Open Confessional
Tessa: These returning campers don't seem to like Chris at ALL.
Maxine: I did see last season, and I assume most of the others did too. We'll probably hate Chris after this season too.
Close Confessional
(A girl about 5'5" with brown eyes and black hair with stripes of gold walks down from the dock. She's wearing a white dress)
Chris: It's last season's winner, Kaelyn Song!
Kaelyn: Hey everyone! Hi Chef. Oh… hey Chris.
Open Confessional
Kaelyn: I wasn't that excited to see Chris again)
Close Confessional
Chris: Before I introduce the final character, I want to show you all a few of his highlights from last season.
Silas: Oh no-
Jack: You can't be bringing him back.
Jason: He ripped through the opposition last year!
Satchel: He unfairly eliminated people.
(Chef and the interns roll out a JumboTron)
Chris: Ladies and Gentlemen, here's the highlights of Revenge of Pahkitew Island's second place finisher, and he would have won if he hadn't gotten injured right before he reached the finish line, Ambrose Pandestorm.
Open JumboTron Flashback:
Chris: And finally, we have Ambrose, the scholar-athlete!
Ambrose: Hey Chris, how's it going? I'm pumped to be here…
Chris: I'm fine, thank you! But anyway, let's get ready for a whole new season… Total… Drama… Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
Confessional:
Ambrose: Sure, I'll play the hero for now… But I'm here to win. It'll be a tedious process, but I'm walking out of here with the million dollars. Who's gonna stop me?
(Camera flips to another flashback)
Cody: So Ambrose, how about we form an alliance.. Just in case we need it later on.
Ambrose: Hmm… Unexpected. Just the way I like it! Let's do it!
Cody: Great!
Cody: Wait, Ambrose said- "Unexpected, just the way I like it." I know someone else has said that before on the show. But who? Wait. Of course… Alejandro. But Ambrose seems like such a good guy! But Alejandro did too… Ugh, why am I arguing with myself?
(Camera flips to another flashback)
Confessional
Bridgette: Ambrose is our undisputed leader, but he reminds me too much of Alejandro… He won us the first challenge, and technically won the second for us, but I still don't trust him… I'll keep a close eye on him.
Cody: I can see that Bridgette is getting wary of Ambrose as well. Good! I need an ally.
Ambrose: Bridgette and Cody are getting in the way. I don't plan to win this challenge. I need to make sure Cody is out of here as soon as possible. Same with Bridgette. I'll get some people out to gain their trust, and then I'll fake an injury.
End Confessional
(Footage of Ambrose rigging votes is shown)
(Camera flips to another flashback)
Cody: Guys, something doesn't seem right about Ambrose…
Magnolia: What? He seems perfectly cool to me.
Macaria: I don't see it either.
Bridgette: You guys are first-time players, so you don't understand… But he reminds me of Alejandro… just a little bit.
Macaria: Wasn't Alejandro the guy who was supremely evil?
Magnolia: Yeah! What has Ambrose done?
Cody: Well, we should vote him off because he's a threat, and he's supposedly injured right now. Once he heals from his "injury", he may be too strong of a player to beat.
Bridgette: I agree.
Macaria: I don't really know guys…
Magnolia: This feels a bit strange.
(Camera shows Ambrose standing outside the room, smiling, obviously hearing all of this)
(Camera flips to another flashback)
Aaliyah: Woah!
Ambrose: Chill, it's just me.
Aaliyah: What are you doing here?
Ambrose: I know you were the one that did it.
Aaliyah: Did what?
Ambrose: Don't play dumb with me. I'm certain that you were the one that made the smell in the Maggots cabin. Let me guess, you somehow got a schedule of when the challenges were and planned to keep them awake the night before a challenge?
Aaliyah: That would be-
Ambrose: And you probably made the smell by getting some of Chef's old food and keeping it in their lounge room. I saw you go in there two days ago. Is that what you did then?
Aaliyah: (stays silent)
(Flashback: Camera shows Aaliyah opening door and finding schedule outside, then smirking.
Second Flashback: Camera shows Aaliyah laughing and talking with Kaarina, then excusing herself to use the bathroom, and dumping the rotten food in the corner.)
Aaliyah: I only did it because-
Ambrose: I want no explanation. I'm going straight to the Maggots.
Aaliyah: No! Please, I'll do anything…
Ambrose: I'm not going to be bribed…
Aaliyah: I'll form an alliance with you.
Ambrose (hesitating): I don't know… The last time I made an alliance they tried to get rid of me.
Aaliyah: But you have dirt on me.
Ambrose: True, I guess I'll have to accept the alliance. Well, bye!
(Ambrose runs off)
Open Confessional
Aaliyah: My one question is, how did Ambrose find out about all of this?
Ambrose: There is a reason I know about all this...
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to the next flashback)
(Camera shows Ambrose walking towards Wacko Whales cabin)
Ambrose: (sets piece of paper and bag of rotten food in front of door, before knocking on the door and then sprinting away)
Analiyah (opening door): What's this?
(Aaliyah picks up the paper)
(Camera zooms in on the paper, showing the heading, which says: "Challenge Schedule")
Aaliyah: The Challenge Schedule and a bag of rotten food… I know what to do with this… (smirks)
(Camera shows Ambrose washing hands in the lounge)
(Magnolia walks in)
Magnolia: What are you doing?
Ambrose: Oh just washing my hands after a walk.
Magnolia: I didn't know you were all into being sanitary…
Ambrose: I'm not. Well, good night!
(Ambrose goes upstairs towards the boys cabin)
Magnolia: Weird…
(Camera flips to the next flashback)
Ambrose: Did you follow my instructions?
Aaliyah: Yes, I got them to vote off Noah!
Ambrose: Good… any updates? Are Jared and Jason getting suspicious?
Aaliyah: No. I don't think so.
Ambrose: Tell me in case they do. Let's head back.
(Camera flips to the next flashback)
(Camera shows Macaria, Magnolia, and Ambrose outside, passing around a soccer ball)
Ambrose: I'm going to go inside, I need to go to the bathroom. Be right back.
Macaria and Magnolia: Okay.
(Camera shows Ambrose go upstairs, walk right by bathroom, and into the girls bedroom)
Ambrose: There's her bracelet! She took it off before going to play soccer.
(Ambrose takes Magnolia's bracelet and puts it in under Macaria's pillow)
Ambrose: That should do it!
(Ambrose goes back downstairs)
(End JumbroTron Flashback)
Chris: This was just the stuff he did in the first half of the season! He just got more and more evil, and showed off his athletic ability and mental prowess! I won't bother showing you what he did in the second half, because that would take so much time… But ladies, and gentlemen- Ambrose Pandestorm!
(A boy with light brown skin walks in. He stands muscular, but not overly buff, and is 6'1". He has black hair and chocolate brown eyes, and is wearing jeans and a t-shirt)
Ambrose: Well… I'm back.
(As Ambrose walks towards the returning campers, everyone stares at him silently)
Ambrose: Guys, relax. I've turned over a new leaf. I'm fine now.
Kaelyn: Are you sure?
Ambrose: Just watch. You won't see anything evil.
Satchel: We didn't see anything evil last season either… until we were eliminated!
Chris: Guys, guys, relax! Let's just divide you all into your teams. Okay, all the team names will fit under the whole "Stardust Island" theme. Okay, the first team will have: Tessa Vlasak, Aaliyah Lin, Ambrose Pandestorm, Macaria Olia, Jack Johnson, and Jared Hayes! From now on, you guys will be known as the Shooting Stars!
(The Shooting Stars group together)
Chris: The next team will have: Danny Voorhees, Marko Rewind, Sabrina Adams, Silas Nair, Danielle Rose, and Damien Selfe! You guys will be known as the Gorgeous Galaxy!
(The Gorgeous Galaxy group together)
Chris: The third team will have: Kaelyn Song, Prince Faymen Alexander Santiago of Yudonia, Princess Miranda Elizabeth Santiago of Yudonia, Samantha Maielua, Corwin Lionel, and Kaarina Rast. You guys will be known as the Powerful Planets!
(The Powerful Planets group together)
Ambrose: Chris, what's with all of these lame names?
Chris: Shut up! I was on a time limit! The fourth team will have Jordan Damond, Elsa Crawford, Hazel Johnson, Jason Crukshank, Satchel Raymond, and Kayla Zacah! You guys will be called the Monster Moons!
Satchel: I will not be on a team called the Moons!
Chris: Too bad! And the final team will contain Magnolia Benson, Aurelia Crow, Ashton Jackson, Layne Corticera Allan-Miller, Joshua Power, and Maxine Wells! You guys' team name will be the Amazing Asteroids!
(The Amazing Asteroid group together)
Chris: The teams have been made! What will our first challenge be? How will the returning campers work with the new ones? Who will be the first one out? To find out, come back to the next episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, STARDUST ISLAND!