Pretty Little Pineapples

Chapter 1

"Hanna, are we going to Spencer's place yet?" Aria asked her best friend, who also happened to be her lesbian girlfriend and roommate. "It's getting dark, and- I'm afraid the coyotes will get me!"

"I don't think the coyotes are out at this hour," Hanna said happily. "Not in North Carolina anyway."

Aria and Hanna got into their SUV and drove three miles Spencer's house.

The girls trudged through the dirty snow until they reached Spencer's front door. Aria rung the doorbell eight times until Spencer finally opened the door with a chainsaw in her hand.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Spencer screamed, chasing the girls away from her house. "LEAVE ME ALONE!" The couple ran in fear from the mentally challenged psychopath they had encountered. They had been trying to retrieve their vacuum cleaner from Spencer's house that she had been borrowing for weeks now! But every time they tried to retrieve it, it seemed like Spencer was getting more and more crazy! The lesbians did not have much faith that they would get their vacuum cleaner back now.

"Shit," Aria said, scrolling through messages on her phone.

"What is it?" asked Hanna.

"It's A again," she murmured, showing the text to her girlfriend. It read,

I SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF SPENCHA'S HOUSE, BITCHES. BETTER RUN BEFORE I RIP OUT YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS. -Love, A.

"They spelled Spencer's name wrong," Hanna pointed out. Aria rolled her eyes.

"No shit, Sherlock," she said, making a face. "Now come on. We have to get out of here."

The girls started running across Spencer's driveway and back to their car. When they reached it, the doors were locked and Aria's keys had gone missing.

"What do we do?" Hanna whispered. Aria bit her lower lip, glancing around the neighborhood to see if anyone was coming towards them.

"Run," she whispered, grabbing Hanna's hand. The girls ran across the icy street, hoping to go unnoticed. Unfortunately, they came face-to-face with Aria's worst fear-

The coyotes.

The couple backed away slowly, and then, hand in hand, they made a run for it.

Only it was too late.

"HANNAA!" Aria screeched at the top of her lungs. Her girlfriend was being ripped apart by the wild animals, and blood was literally everywhere.

Suddenly, Aria heard a shot ring out, and one of the dogs dropped dead on the ground. She turned around to see Spencer standing there, holding a shotgun.

Aria was too shocked to do anything, other than let out a high pitched whimper.

Suddenly, Spencer shot the rest of the coyotes, and Aria dropped to the ground beside Hanna.

"WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?" she sobbed, staring into her partner's eyes.

"I don't have much time left," she whispered, gagging on her own blood. "But I want you to know something, Aria."

"WHAT?" Aria screeched, her teeth chattering.

"I'm not really gay," she whispered, right before her heart gave out.

"Hanna?" Aria said miserably. "HANNNNAAAA!" she screamed. "HANNA! NOO!" She pounded her fists on the ground and hung her head as she cried. Spencer stood there with the shotgun and noticed that she had a couple of bullets left over...

In seconds, Aria was dead.

TO BE CONTINUED...