Wind blew dryly through the near deserted town of Saint Centour, doing little to cool down the unbearably hot conditions brought with the summer sun.
"How long does that wacky doctor think she should make us wait?" Jack, who was sitting under a large oak tree near the entrance to town said putting down a peice of wood he had been widdling with a dagger and using the dagger to point to Cecilia who was leaning against the wall of the item shop.
Cecilia wiped beads of sweat off her forehead, pushing her wetted blond hair out of her face. "Maybe she got tied up on the way here?"
Jack sighed and started widdling at the wood again. "Tied up or not this is boring as all hell, Emma needs to get here fast before I go crazy, right Rudy?"
Rudy who was sitting on a stool near Cecilia cleaning his cannon simply looked up breifly and shrugged, with a look on his face which seemed to say he didn't care if she was late or not, then returned to the matienance.
Hanpan climbed up on Jack's shoulder. "Don't you have any patience Jack? It's a long journey from the ruins that Emma found to here and not everyone has a protowing."
Jack grunted in response.
Cecilia took a quick glance around suddenly. "Did either of you hear that?"
Jack cocked an eyebrow. "What?"
"I don't know...it sounded like a tiny voice...maybe i'm just..."
"Shhh!" Jack cut off Cecilia, listening attently, he too could hear the sound of voices, and within a few moments could also hear the sound of many tiny feet.....marching?
Rudy looked over to the entrance of town, squinting his eyes, then pointing the a small mob of blue men, each about an inch high. There were around 100 of them, each wearing the same white hat and white pants, they walked in a disorganized mob that formed a crooked circle. Jack Cecilia and Rudy all three got together, standing shoulder to shoulder, giving puzzled looks at the small people.
"What the HELL are they?!" Jack yelled out pointing to them.
"We are the Smurfs!!!!" a old, barley audiable voice came out from the center of the mob. The other 'smurfs' parted as a elderly blue man walked forward, he had a white beard and used a cane to walk.
"The....what?" Cecilia questioned.
"We are the smurfs forgetful one!" The old man responded in a yell. "We are the smurfs, faithful followers of the demons, we have brought you here to get revenge!"
"Brought us here? What do you mean?" Jack said
"Very well, we shall tell you of our tale. Long ago we were imprisoned in an ancient temple by you're dispicable kind for aiding our lords, the demons. We waited for a thousand years, trapped in a tiny box, hoping for someone to release us....and then, a foolish woman stumbled upon us, a scientist named Emma, who's curiosity got the best of her. She broke open our prison and we were thus released to bring forth pain and misery upon your world. We wanted to find our demon lords of course, so we interrogated the woman with unspeakable methods. The fact that the demons had been completly destroyed came rather quickly. Destroyed by 3 humans no less, named Jack, Rudy and Cecilia. We then arranged for you to be summoned to this location where you would be dealt with by us personally."
Jack scratched his head a bit confused by the long speech. "Umm.....ok, so, you're here to try to....kill us?"
"That's correct vile stink beast." The elder responded.
Jack let the words sink in, then began to softly chuckly, which then turned into all out laughter, which Rudy quickly joined in on, Cecilia put a hand to her mouth and giggled softly.
"Hahahahhaha....say it...again...." Jack got out through the laughter.
The old Smurf's entire body was shaking with rage, his old hands gripping tighly to his cane. "Enough of your insolence!"
"Hehehe....Ok, ok, but before you 'kill us'." Jack tried hard to refrain from laughing. "Where is Emma?"
"The woman is being held at the ruins, trapped as we once were, but you will never use the information for you shall be dead shortly! Smurfs! Remember our lords, the demons, fight hard for their honor, we shall have vengeance!" The old man raised his cane in the air. "Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The old man let the cane dropped to the ground, unfortunatly, the effort was too much for his old bones and as the cane came down, his spinal cord snapped. The rest of the smurfs ran towards Rudy, Jack and Cecilia, their tiny war cries making a sound much like that of a angry chipmonk who's acorn was stolen.
"Cecilia, if you will please." Jack motioned toward the slowly moving army.
"I really don't want to....but if they're assosiated with the demons...." Cecilia pointed a finger down to the battalion and with a few fast magic words, a steady stream of flame came out of her index finger. The flame collided with the pack's forward members, quickly surrounding the group in a ring which moved inward to the core of them. As the ring of fire incenerated the smurfs they screamed in unholy agony as their flesh was blackened and burned off their bones. Several tried to escape but only found themselves facing a wall of flames.
Within a matter of moments the entire blue army had been eraticated, only charred bones, gray smoke and the smell of burnt flesh remained.
Cecilia made a sad face as she looked at the remains. "Poor things.....they were actually pretty cute...."
"Yeah, whatever. We should get moving to those ruins they were talking about and get Emma, don't want her stuck in that thing for all eternity now do we? I mean, who will fix the protowing then?" Rudy and Cecilia nodded and they quickly made their way to the protowing and took off.
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So ends chapter one of the two part (maybe three depending) story of Rudy & Co. Vs the Smurfs! I hope you found it entertaining even though it was short, i'll get chapter 2 up sometime soon (hopefully).
"How long does that wacky doctor think she should make us wait?" Jack, who was sitting under a large oak tree near the entrance to town said putting down a peice of wood he had been widdling with a dagger and using the dagger to point to Cecilia who was leaning against the wall of the item shop.
Cecilia wiped beads of sweat off her forehead, pushing her wetted blond hair out of her face. "Maybe she got tied up on the way here?"
Jack sighed and started widdling at the wood again. "Tied up or not this is boring as all hell, Emma needs to get here fast before I go crazy, right Rudy?"
Rudy who was sitting on a stool near Cecilia cleaning his cannon simply looked up breifly and shrugged, with a look on his face which seemed to say he didn't care if she was late or not, then returned to the matienance.
Hanpan climbed up on Jack's shoulder. "Don't you have any patience Jack? It's a long journey from the ruins that Emma found to here and not everyone has a protowing."
Jack grunted in response.
Cecilia took a quick glance around suddenly. "Did either of you hear that?"
Jack cocked an eyebrow. "What?"
"I don't know...it sounded like a tiny voice...maybe i'm just..."
"Shhh!" Jack cut off Cecilia, listening attently, he too could hear the sound of voices, and within a few moments could also hear the sound of many tiny feet.....marching?
Rudy looked over to the entrance of town, squinting his eyes, then pointing the a small mob of blue men, each about an inch high. There were around 100 of them, each wearing the same white hat and white pants, they walked in a disorganized mob that formed a crooked circle. Jack Cecilia and Rudy all three got together, standing shoulder to shoulder, giving puzzled looks at the small people.
"What the HELL are they?!" Jack yelled out pointing to them.
"We are the Smurfs!!!!" a old, barley audiable voice came out from the center of the mob. The other 'smurfs' parted as a elderly blue man walked forward, he had a white beard and used a cane to walk.
"The....what?" Cecilia questioned.
"We are the smurfs forgetful one!" The old man responded in a yell. "We are the smurfs, faithful followers of the demons, we have brought you here to get revenge!"
"Brought us here? What do you mean?" Jack said
"Very well, we shall tell you of our tale. Long ago we were imprisoned in an ancient temple by you're dispicable kind for aiding our lords, the demons. We waited for a thousand years, trapped in a tiny box, hoping for someone to release us....and then, a foolish woman stumbled upon us, a scientist named Emma, who's curiosity got the best of her. She broke open our prison and we were thus released to bring forth pain and misery upon your world. We wanted to find our demon lords of course, so we interrogated the woman with unspeakable methods. The fact that the demons had been completly destroyed came rather quickly. Destroyed by 3 humans no less, named Jack, Rudy and Cecilia. We then arranged for you to be summoned to this location where you would be dealt with by us personally."
Jack scratched his head a bit confused by the long speech. "Umm.....ok, so, you're here to try to....kill us?"
"That's correct vile stink beast." The elder responded.
Jack let the words sink in, then began to softly chuckly, which then turned into all out laughter, which Rudy quickly joined in on, Cecilia put a hand to her mouth and giggled softly.
"Hahahahhaha....say it...again...." Jack got out through the laughter.
The old Smurf's entire body was shaking with rage, his old hands gripping tighly to his cane. "Enough of your insolence!"
"Hehehe....Ok, ok, but before you 'kill us'." Jack tried hard to refrain from laughing. "Where is Emma?"
"The woman is being held at the ruins, trapped as we once were, but you will never use the information for you shall be dead shortly! Smurfs! Remember our lords, the demons, fight hard for their honor, we shall have vengeance!" The old man raised his cane in the air. "Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The old man let the cane dropped to the ground, unfortunatly, the effort was too much for his old bones and as the cane came down, his spinal cord snapped. The rest of the smurfs ran towards Rudy, Jack and Cecilia, their tiny war cries making a sound much like that of a angry chipmonk who's acorn was stolen.
"Cecilia, if you will please." Jack motioned toward the slowly moving army.
"I really don't want to....but if they're assosiated with the demons...." Cecilia pointed a finger down to the battalion and with a few fast magic words, a steady stream of flame came out of her index finger. The flame collided with the pack's forward members, quickly surrounding the group in a ring which moved inward to the core of them. As the ring of fire incenerated the smurfs they screamed in unholy agony as their flesh was blackened and burned off their bones. Several tried to escape but only found themselves facing a wall of flames.
Within a matter of moments the entire blue army had been eraticated, only charred bones, gray smoke and the smell of burnt flesh remained.
Cecilia made a sad face as she looked at the remains. "Poor things.....they were actually pretty cute...."
"Yeah, whatever. We should get moving to those ruins they were talking about and get Emma, don't want her stuck in that thing for all eternity now do we? I mean, who will fix the protowing then?" Rudy and Cecilia nodded and they quickly made their way to the protowing and took off.
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So ends chapter one of the two part (maybe three depending) story of Rudy & Co. Vs the Smurfs! I hope you found it entertaining even though it was short, i'll get chapter 2 up sometime soon (hopefully).