Total Drama Babies
Disclaimer: This Story is returning. With more cast members than ever before! Rated M for AB/DL Content, Sexual Content, and Language ENJOY!
Episode 1: The First Day
It was January 4th 2016 there were 28 People named Alejandro, Bridgette, Brody, Cody, Courtney, Dakota, Dawn, DJ, Geoff, Harold, Heather, Izzy, Jasmine, Justin, LeShawna, Lindsay, Macarthur, Mike, Noah, Owen, Sammy, Shawn, Sky, Sierra, Scott, Tyler, Topher, and Zoey as they were on a bus to a place called "Helmsley KinderCare" as it was a preschool as it recently reopened because of renovations.
"Where are we going mate?" Jasmine asked the busdriver.
"We are going to the Helmsley KinderCare at Toronto…it's just 3 Miles Away." The busdriver said as a few minutes later they arrived at the daycare/preschool center.
"Well here we are." The busdriver said as he got up.
"Here we are…and Chris you owe me 30 bucks." Luke said as some of the 28 people were confused mainly because of the name of the show as some of them were happy and some were angry and confused.
"What did he just say?" Heather asked Alejandro.
"Total Drama Babies, this is ridicoulous and pointless already." Alejandro said to Heather.
"I agree." Heather said as she was annoyed
"Well Brody, how do you feel about this?" Geoff asked him.
"It's silly man! I'm not doing that!" Brody said to Geoff.
"I don't blame you but we have too…" Geoff said to Brody his best friend as they were both slightly unconfortable.
"Aw Man!" Brody said as he was embarrassed and uncomfortable like Geoff
"Everyone get dressed so you can end the embarrassment." Chris said to everyone as everyone got their diapers on.
"Well…what do you think of your, diapers?" Chris asked them.
"On the behalf of myself and Heather, we look stupid." Alejandro said to him.
"Yeah!" Heather agreed with him.
"To be honest I don't mind that as much." Bridgette said to Chris in a response.
"Brody dude, how do you look in these things man?" Geoff asked him.
"Stupid and slightly uncomfortable." Brody retorted.
"I have to agree with you with that logic." Geoff said as he was embarassed.
"Aww Man! Now all of the girls are gonna laugh at me!" Cody said as he was humiliated.
"My Aura indicates embarrasement for myself and other friends as well other reactions." Dawn said as she sighed and meditated.
"This is so wrong and humilating!" Dakota said as she was assuming humiliation from her father after this show wraps up.
"To be honest, I like being in diapers again." DJ said as he began sucking his thumb.
"Quite frankly I'm happy that I'm wearing diapers again, gosh!" Harold said as he also began sucking his thumb as well.
"Well at least I kind of look sexy as a baby." Heather said to Alejandro as they made out passionately.
"To be honest, I don't care if I do this thing…Wahhhhhhh! Wahhhhh!" Izzy said as she started to pretend to act like a baby.
"Fine, I'll do it…I mean I look hotter than Alejandro, anyway this kind of turns me on." Justin said as he smiled a little bit at Dawn as she blushed.
"I look kind of stylish at least for an adult baby do I?" Lindsay asked everyone.
"Yeah you do baby." Tyler said as Lindsay giggled and blushed.
"Hey Harold do I look sexy in this thing or what?" LeShawna asked Harold.
"You can say that again." Harold responded to her as they kissed.
(5 Minutes Later.)
"Pretty much everyone's reaction was positive, or negative." Luke Razorblade said to Chris McLean.
"I See…anyway, I want to introduce you to my staff…my assistant…Luke Razorblade, and my head nurse Blaineley O'Halloran." Chris said as Blaineley arrived wearing a female nurse uniform similar to the one from "Kitty Forman's" uniform from "That 70's Show" except for the hat.
"Why is she here?!" Bridgette already complained to Chris.
"Geoff what's up with her bro?" Brody asked Geoff.
"You remember seeing Total Drama right?" Geoff asked him as Brody nodded.
"She was the one that shipped Bridgette to Siberia." Geoff answered Brody's question.
"Oh, wanna get back at her?" Brody asked Geoff.
"Nah, it's been a few years since this fucking bullshit happened so I am so fucking over Blaineley. Why the fuck is she even here for God sakes?" Geoff whispered to Brody as Chris grabbed him.
"Geoff! Timeout! Five Minutes in the corner…NOW for expletive language." Chris McLean said to Geoff.
"Anyway, in the last few years…Blaineley has retired from entertainment and decided to become a Nurse…and after some classes she did it." Chris answered Bridgette.
"Probably slept with the instructor to graduate." Courtney said to Bridgette but thankfully Chris McLean did not hear that.
"Well, anyway I am here to be your nurse, take care of any injuries, change your diapers, and do anything else that the nurse needs to do." Blaineley said.
"The Blaineley of old is gone…this is the new Blaineley you can call me Nurse Blaineley." She said as she set up her quarters.
"Okay…any questions?" Chris asked as Lindsay raised her hand.
"Yeah um look, why is George in timeout and not Clara?" Lindsay asked Chris as Luke did a facepalm.
"Lindsay, for the Nine Billionth Time, it is Geoff, and it is Courtney!" Luke chewed her out.
"GET IT RIGHT!" Luke finished chewing her out.
"What did Courtney do?" Chris asked her.
"She used said "Probably slept with the instructor to graduate" while you were talking…that is so rude." Lindsay answered Chris and told on Courtney.
"Courtney you get to join Geoff in the timeout corner for 10 minutes!" Chris said as she arrived there as Geoff's timeout just ended.
"Geoff! Your timeout is over!" Chris said as Courtney was angry at Lindsay.
"I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!" Courtney said as she had her pacifier in her mouth to calm her down.
"Courtney…" Lindsay said as she was a bit surprised by the fact that Lindsay remembered her name and got it right.
"What do you want?" Courtney asked her.
"I just wanted to apologize for telling on you…I don't want to be a tattletale at all…and not like Jesse from "Full House" when he caught Michelle playing with his keys and Michelle called him "Uncle Tattletale" anyway the point is…I'm sorry." Lindsay said as she smiled.
"Okay, I forgive you. Anyway stuff that we had during Total Drama Action is over, because besides it was your moment in the sun and I ruined it…I was a complete bitch back then." Courtney said as she and Lindsay hugged as everyone saw this and the group said "Awwwwww…." As Chris saw this too.
"Okay, timeout is officially over…anyway can start this tomorrow with episode two of Total Drama Babies when we go to the Zoo!" Chris announced to everyone as they cheered.
"Luke! Get directions to the nearest Zoo and get everything ready!" Chris McLean said to Luke.
"Yes Sir!" Luke said as he got started.
"Now…before we end the…" Chris said as there was a small and silent fart as the whole room was quiet.
"OWEN!" Everyone shouted at him as everyone was clenching their noses and to be honest I don't blame them.
"What?" Owen asked as he smelled what was so nasty as he realized that he did a massive dump in his diaper plus a silent fart that could have killed anyone in the room.
"Owen…I'll change you, just go outside." Blaineley said as she grabbed a diaper that was Owen's size as she walked outside with some wipes and baby powder as she changed him.
"As I was saying, it is gonna be bedtime in a bit so who would like to sleep with a stuffed animal and a pacifier?" Chris asked as Courtney, Bridgette, Heather, Harold, LeShawna, Shawn, Dawn, Geoff, Cody, and Sierra got their stuffed animal and pacifers.
"Who would like their stuffed animals to sleep with?" Chris asked as Brody, MacArthur, Jasmine, and Topher got stuffed animals as everyone else got nothing because Chris was almost out of time.
"We are out of time and untile next time…stay tuned as we go to the Zoo right here on Total…Drama…Babies!" Chris said as the camera faded to black.
Author's Note: This is my 3rd attempt at this. Anyway I didn't get into what kind of diapers the cast will be wearing so here it is.
Alejandro (White ABU Cushies with Fiery Red Tapings)
Bridgette (Ocean Blue Snuggies with Dolphins Tapings)
Brody (Purple ABU Space with Surfing Logos instead and its purple like his shorts)
Courtney (Depends with Green tapings)
Cody (Beige like his shirt as the diaper is similar to the AB Bambinos)
Dakota (Pink with Camera Tapings)
Dawn (Green with Pictures of the earth as Tapings)
DJ (ABU Super Dry Kids with Blue Taping)
Geoff (Maxi Care with Cowboy Hat Tapings.)
Harold (AB Bambinos)
Heather (AB Bambinos)
Izzy (White with explosives Tapings on it)
Justin (White with mirror Tapings similar to Bambinos)
Jasmine (Bambinos with The Australian Flag, Kangaroos, and Koala Tapings.)
LeShawna (Bambinos)
Lindsay (Sparkly Pink with with nail polishing Tapings)
MacArthur (White ABU Cushies with Police Siren Tapings)
Mike (Sky Blue with white Tapings)
Noah (White with Dark Red and Navy Blue Tapings with Book logos on it as well)
Owen (Chicken Skin Beige with food Tapings)
Sammy (White with Cheerleading Taping)
Shawn (White with Zombie Tapings)
Sky (Beige with gymnastics Tapings)
Scott (White with Blue and Green Tapings)
Sierra (White with Pinky Purple Tapings and Cody's Face on the logo.)
Tyler (White with Red and White Tapings with sport logos)
Topher (White with Navy Blue Tapings)
Zoey (White with Red, Lavender, and Blue Tapings)
I would like to thank BeekerMaroo777 for even suggesting to bring back "Total Drama Babies" in the first place. I give her all the credit in the world.
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