Quina Type Script

(Zidane and Co. are in the Invincible planning what to do. Quina is nowhere to be found)

Vivi: Where Quina?

Zidane: I not know…

Freya: Let's look

(The Invincible takes off for the Qu's Marsh on the Mist Continent)

Zidane: I go see if Quina here (he runs off)

(He looks everywhere, but can't find Quina. So, he goes to Quale's shack)

(Author's Notes: Just in case you don't remember, Quale is Quina's master)

Quale: Aah, Zidane. You look for Quina? S/he not here. Not in any Qu's Marsh!

Zidane:…

(He goes back in the Invincible)

Steiner: You find Quina?

Zidane: (Shakes his head) Quale say Quina not in any Qu's Marsh…

Everyone:…..

Vivi: Maybe s/he at Grandpa's house…?

Dagger: Of course! Quina could be at Quan's Dwelling near Treno!!!

Voice: Cut! Dagger! You no talk normal!!!

Everyone: (Looks to where the voice came from) QUINA!!!

Eiko: (Puts her hands on her hips) Where have you been?!

Quina: Author needed new script! I offer. He agree. In return for script, he give tank full of frogs. I so so happy!

God like voice: You tied me up and took all my tadpoles, Quina! You lie! I was going to write a cool script, but you tied me up and took my script and magic pen!

Quina: Who you?

God like voice: If you tied me up, you should remember me!

Quina: If I no see you, I not know you!

God like voice:….Very well! Zidane! Step forward!

Zidane: What you want?

God like voice: You can talk normally now! Go to the engine room. You should see a big pink button. Press it and the one you hear will become visible!

(After Zidane has done the requests, he goes back to the bridge. There, a young boy stands in front of them)

Eiko: Who's that?

Boy: I am the one who gave you life! I am-

(Zidane interrupts him)

Zidane: Jesus?

Boy: Shut up! I am………………….Blasting-Zone (Laughs psychotically)

Everyone:……..

Blasting-Zone: Now, Quina. For tying me up, I sentence you to….. ….. ….. ……….. ……..well. I'll let you off for now. But. When I think of a suitable punishment-

(A huge sign saying 'The End' comes down, crushing him. Everyone stares for a minute or two. They notice the twitching leg underneath the sign)

Zidane: Uuh. The End?

The End