John's rampage

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson sat in their flat. John was reading The Hobbit. Sherlock was reading the newspaper. John looked at Sherlock; he noticed a picture of the sleuth on the front page.

"What does the article say about the case?" John asked.

"Didn't read it." Sherlock answered.

"Why not?" John asked with a confused look.

"Why would I read it if I already know what happened?" Sherlock asked without taking his eyes off the obituary section of the paper.

"Curiosity. You can see how accurate the paper is, after you lived through it. That's why I'm reading the Hobbit." John said.

"What are you talking about?" Sherlock asked as he tossed the newspaper onto the table.

"Nothing. Are you done with that?" John pointed to the paper. Without answering, Sherlock tossed it in Johns direction. John looked at the headline. "Sherlock Holmes Single Handedly solved baffling case" John felt a small anger grow inside of him. He remembered being shot at, tackling a criminal to save Sherlock, and dealing with Sherlock's irritating behavior, and he gets no recognition. As John began to read the article, the phone rang.

"Phone." Sherlock said. John looked and saw the phone was only a few inched from Sherlock's hand which was resting on the table.

"Can't you get it?" John asked.

"PHOOOONE" Sherlock said louder.

"Sherlock it's right there!" John said.

"PHOOOOO-"Before Sherlock could finish his sentence John snapped. He pulled a bazooka out of his pocket and shot it at Sherlock. The Rocket exploded, the entire wall collapsed. The floor underneath them burned and produced giant holes. Where the windows were, a giant burning hole now stood. Sherlock's body was now in the street, covered by bricks and dust. John climbed down the debris and picked up the still ringing phone.

"Hello?" John answered.

"John, its Mycroft. I need to see my brother. Tell him to meet me in the cafe that we ate pears in last week."

"He will be there in a few moments." John said and rudely hung up. Mrs Hudson walked over to john.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BLOODY WALL?" she yelled. John picked up a brick and smashed it into her skull. He left the two dead bodies there. John went to the Café where Mycroft was waiting. Mycroft was eating a piece of cake. John wanted to kill him, he wanted to kill everybody in there. To be continued.