WELCOME BACK NARUTO!
(SPEECH)=ME TALKING WHEN WRITING THIS P.S I'M NOT INVOVLED WITH STORY
"SPEECH"=People talking
'SPEECH'=People thinking
SPEECH-EMPHITHSIS ON THE WORD
DISCLAIMER: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I OWN FUCKING NARUTO!?
Kotetsu and Izumo was messing around doing their, little did they know that konoha's famous Uzumaki is back. Naruto was walking with Jiraiya and complaining "WE COULD HAVE BEEN THERE A DAY AGO, BUT NOOO YOU HAD TO GO OFF WITH THAT SLUT AND YOU ALMOST FELL FOR THE POISON PUSSY JUTSU, HOW STUPID ARE ERO-SENIN!? Jiraiya on the other hand didn't look like regretted anything at all "c'mon squirt, hmm I shouldn't say squirt anymore, anyway you know she was good looking and you she was giving you the eyes as well... "Ero-senin... "And Naruto you I'm a humble person "ero-senin... "I'm willing to share too "ERO-SENIN WERE HERE!"
Jiraiya jumped with surprise "NANI?!" Naruto looked like a child with candy, Naruto was close to tears "I'm finally home, I'm back home..." he whispered. Naruto never felt this happy in his entire life; First of all he had to go see the witch- I mean Hokage on top of the tower. Naruto was about speed off until he saw HIM.
"Hn...Naruto eh?" The Uchiha said with his trademark straight face. Naruto breathing went shallow "Sasuke..." Sasuke on the other hand looked bemused of how Naruto was acting. Naruto grinned like he was possessed; Sasuke thinks this a bad sign "Sasuke..." Naruto whispered quietly, "Sasuke...I'VE MISSED YOU!" Naruto said giving Sasuke a bear hug, squeezing Sasuke until he went blue. Sasuke struggled in Naruto's possession "N-n-nar-r-rut-t-o can't...breathe..." Naruto remembered his place and time and dropped Sasuke on his ass "Ooops, sorry..." Naruto said laughing guiltily.
Sasuke looked at Naruto with death in his eyes but none the less, he missed Naruto too. "So Naruto where you going?" question the still bemused Uchiha "I'M GOING TO TSUNADE-BAA-CHAN!" Sasuke punched Naruto in the face "your too loud quiet down a little, I'm thinking Kiba is more behaved than you are" Naruto looked at him and said "you didn't have to punch me, and what you said was an insult and I find that offensive, I want an Apology" Sasuke now was confused and impressed at how Naruto matured, but Sasuke let Naruto have this one, Sasuke waved his white flag "Sorry Naruto" Naruto had a big grin spread across his face "Apology accepted"
Naruto almost forgot "ano-sa, ano-sa, Sasuke are free this afternoon?" Sasuke evidently replied "no why?" Naruto offered "Because I'm going to pick one person to have a fight with to test his or hers strength." Sasuke thought that actually was a good idea and impressed that Naruto came up with that by himself. "That's a good idea" Sasuke admitted "alright I'll come, but who are you gonna pick?" "Hmm, don't know yet, I'll pick on a hunch." And with that Naruto raced off to the Hokage tower leaving Sasuke in his thoughts. 'Naruto, how strong are you?, how smart are you, and most of all, are you the Naruto I know back in my childhood' Sasuke stopped and laughed like a mad man in the middle of the streets 'PROBABLY NOT!'
Naruto was running up the stairs as if he is being chased by an Anbu. He got to the door crashed it open "TSUNADE-BAA-CHAAN I'M BAAA-ack!" Tsunade as if on a normal routine she punched Naruto "Baka, your late" She said tamping, Naruto looked at her as if too say BITCH-I-COME-HOME-AND-THIS-IS-HOW-YOU-GREET-ME-WEL L-THEN-I-SHOULD-HAVE-STAYED-LONGER. Before Tsunade can say anything Team 8 arrived in the room with a missing member. "Hokage Tsunade I need your hel-NARUTO?!" Naruto scanned this rough sketched boy "KIBA; whoa man you gotton tall" Shino made his presence known, Naruto on the other hand wasn't getting it, until he took a second glance a Shino "umm...you are..Umm, shiso!" Shino shook his head "umm...shito... "No" "SHINO!" Shino satisfied nodded contently. Naruto as always has a big grin plastered on his face.
Tsunade interrupted this reunion and said "you had a problem, team 8" Kiba then exclaimed "OH YEAH!" Everyone had to cover their ears even Naruto, then Naruto got pissesd 'Sasuke said I'm worse than THAT, should take back that acceptance and let Sasuke AND Kiba burn in hell' "Tsunade, Hinata has a problem she can't fix and neither can we..." Naruto perked his ears up 'Hinata, eh?' "there's this guy that keeps on coming up to her and putting his hand on her.. "why don't she do something then" Tsunade said irritated "She CAN'T you see that has a restriction order on her she can't get closer to him or touch him, if she does people will be out to kill her." Tsunade shouted "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN" Kiba tried remember what Hinata said "oh yeah, around the time when they were seven years old" "SEVEN, why did they have a restriction order" "ask Hinata not me"
As if on queue, Hinata walked in with an expression that would make ANYONE pee their pants. Hinata was PISSED, no doubt about it either, the shy, elegant beauty is out for blood. Tsunade shockingly said "H-hi-hi-Hinata a-a-are you o-o-okay?" " .FINE" She said with so much venom. No one has EVER seen Hinata this way. With the exception of her father and Kurenai. Hinata on the other hand was tamping she's so angry that she didn't even noticed Naruto. "Nata-Chan you okay?" snapping back to reality "Naruto?" Naruto grinned "hello how ya been" Hinata looks at him blankly, rubbing her eyes, "ano, hello I'm fine" "glad to hear" "Tsunade I need to ask you something" Hinata said. Tsunade said "what might that be?" "Can I have the bingo book for a moment?" Hinata spoke with her soft comforting voice.
Tsunade said of course and gave the book to Hinata. Hinata looked in deep concentration and exclaimed "IT WENT UP!" The room quaked and the glass cracked. Tsunade said "Hinata not so loud I've had brain damage from Kiba and Naruto please not you to" Hinata Guiltily replied "ah, gomenasai I didn't mean it" she said with the absolute puppy dog look which made Tsunade swoon over her "HINATA YOUR SO CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT!" Hinata had a devious grin which Naruto clocked "Tsunade aren't you a hypocrite if you say that me, Naruto and Kiba are loud when you just a second ago was shouting" Tsunade was dumbstruck Hinata of all people made her feel bad Tsunade was mumbling "fucking smart, ass children, with their fucking smart-alecky answers.." Hinata feeling mischievous again "what was that Tsunade, I hear mumbling" Naruto tried to change the subject "So Nata-Chan what went up?" and was successful. Hinata said "My brothers bounty had gone up his name is The White Eyed Dragon and his Jutsu are dragon based." "why is he in the bingo book Nata-Chan?" Hinata stared at him like WHY-DO-YOU-HAVE-SO-MANY-QUESTIONS-I'M-GETTING-A-HE ADACHE-FOR-JUST-ANSWERING-YOUR-NOT-HELPING-ME-GO-D AMMIT.
"Well Ruto-kun, he kills unnecessary people, like people who are our enemies, and he helps other villages without being suspected, so that makes him a dangerous threat to the world." Hinata said out of breath. "wait did you say The White Eyed Dragon?" "Ano, yes i did" "I FOUGHT HIM ONCE...he kicked my ass but we're friends now" Kiba whispered to Hinata "look there's that bitch Ame" Hinata had a serious scowl on her face "slut, think she's all high and mighty, but I could kick her ass with left toe" Little did she know EVERYBODY in the room could hear her. After a moments of awkward silence Naruto busted out laughing "HAHAHAHA YOUR LEFT TOE OF ALL THINGS!" Hinata went from white to red "cut it out it wasn't that funny..." Naruto calmed himself down which to most people surprise. "oh speaking about whores where's Sakura?" Everybody went dead silent. Hinata swore she could hear a cricket. "Ano Naruto-kun that wasn't really nice thing to say" Naruto put a scowl on his face "you don't know what she said to me before I left which is worse to what I just called her."
Hinata knew he was telling the truth by looking into his eyes, Naruto then broke the silence "ano-sa are all of you free this afternoon?" Everybody nodded "COOL, because i wanna invite you a fighting match between some to test his or hers strength." 'And I defiantly know who I'm picking' Looking at Hinata, which didn't unnoticed by Hinata herself.
"SO EVERYBODY IS COMMING!" Everybody nodded "good...now come here" He grabbed Hinata's hand and jumped out the window, Naruto was looking at Hinata's face, her face was saying SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! When they landed Naruto took Hinata to his private place "why'd you do that for?" Hinata holding her heart for dear life "To make everybody think what the fuck was that about" Hinata shook her head "anyway what's the REAL reason" Naruto laughed "nothing gets past you eh, Nata-Chan" Hinata giggled, it was music to his undeniable perky ears "I need to have a favour from you Nata-Chan, a HUGE favour kay?" Hinata seemed interested "what is it?" "Your close to Kurenai right? Hinata nodded "and you know alot about right? Hinata nodded again "And you know that Asuma is the father of her child when she's saying its Kakashi's." Hinata again nodded shocked Naruto gathered this much information in this short amount of time.
"Ano Naruto-kun how do you know that?" "Asuma told me himself" Hinata was taken back she thought well everybody thought, well everyone knows he was killed in action. "but he's dead" Naruto shook his head "no he's alive ask Ero-Senin himself, he was there, Asuma-Sensei told me to look out for his child and Kurenai with Shikamaru and You." Hinata was shocked "Me!? Why me?" "Because Asuma-Sensei wants his child to have a big sister in his life not Anko" "Ano, I'll do it then" Naruto gave Hinata the warmest smiled, and hugged her deeply and whispered in her ear "Your the one I missed the most Nata-Chan" Hinata went bright red, but none the less returned the hug, and smiled deeply into his masculine chest.