Jacob and his blond jokes
Rosalie and Jacob alone watching Renesmee!
(Told in Jacob's POV)
Me: Hey Rosalie, wanna hear some jokes
Rose: No, Mutt- go away
Me: Awesome so there was this blond who put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Rose: -growls-
Me: Oh and- if you gave a blond a penny for intelligence you will get change back –laughs-
Rose: -punches me-
Me: Owwww! Is it someone's time of month?
Rose: We can't PMS we don't get periods dummy
Me: I know, that's your natural state
Rose: -roar-
Me: If a blond spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
Rose: Shut the hell up!
Me: NAH! There was this blond who studied for a blood test and failed
Rose: I have no blood! I cant go to a blood test dum-dum
Me: I LOVE THOSE LOLLIPOPS!
Rose: …
Me: There was this blond who sold her only car for gas money
Rose: I would never sell my baby
Me: if only you had one
Rose: …
Me: There was this blond who thought a quarterback was a refund
Rose: … Shut. Up.
Me: Nah, Why did the blond have square boobs
Rose: I don't want to know
Me: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box
Rose: Well, Mr. Jacob I cant grow boobs! SO how else am I supposed to get big ones?
Me: You actually do have them in there?
Rose: N-N-N-O
Me: AHAHAHAHAAAAA
Rose: -twitch-
Me: What do you call a blond dying her hair burnette?
Rose: …
Me: Artificial intelligence!
Rose: …
Me: Are you going crazy yet?
Rose: yes….
Me: YAY!
Rose: SHUT IT MUTTT
Me: Nah One more joke
Rose: …
Me: How doe you get Blonds eyes to twinkle
Rose: …
Me: shine a flashlight in her ear
Rose: -runs out screaming-
Me: YAY!
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