Eddie the virgin!
Hey guys! This is a (supposedly) funny one-chapter story about Emmett driving Edward crazy with his insults! ^. ^
Bye the way guys, this might be a series called pissing off vamps.
I think next is Rosalie and Jake. (Blond jokes)
(Told in Edward's POV with a Emmett POV in the end)
I was sitting on my couch debating if I should leave or not. Why you may ask, do I want to leave my wonderful house is because Emmett's mind is really disturbing me. He is having a flashback on ummm… his and rose's uhhhh 'fun' last night… If you catch my drift… Yeah, graphic… (Shudders)
"Emmett… Seriously, that's disgusting" I accused
Emmett shrugs and says, "Shut up, Virgin"
"Emmett, I am a virgin and happy with it" I stated
He laughed "I am sure you do… but not Bella!"
I growled.
"Eddie is a virgin, Eddie is a virgin, Eddie is a virgin, EDDIE IS A VIIRGGIINNNN" He sang
"Shut up" I muttered seriously annoyed
"Why Eddie-kins, I thought you 'were a virgin and happy with it'" He mocked me
My left eye twitched.
" Do you want me to call rose, Carlisle or Jasper" I asked really pissed
"Hmmmm… Rose… Oh, and Eddie-use Virgin Mobile to call" He snickered
I growled.
"Emmett… I really want to leave and drive far, far, far away from you" I said, fuming
He sniggered and said "Well, EDDIE, Why don't you drive somewhere then… How does VIRGINA sound, Hm" He asked emphasizing Virginia
" EMMETT, YOUR SO IMATURE" I screamed
"Eddie, you're the one screaming like a two year old" He stated, his expression serious
My eye twitched
"Well, Eddie, I guess I will give you advice for your first time" He said with an evil gleam in his eyes
"Errr…. No thanks Emmett" I said in a fake nice voice
"Okay, I will just think it" he said again
I gasped as I heard his 'voice'. Ewe, disgusting-really
Emmett laughed at my expression
Then, I pretty much went crazy and ran out the door screaming…
Emmett POV-
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EDDIE IS SO EASY TO PISS OFF! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Well, This is the end of the first one. I do not have anything against virgins. Nothing over homosexuals/bi. I love everybody!
Review! Or I will send Emmett to torture you! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
BYE XoXo twilightluverx