So this is just the intro, i'm sorry if it's a bit messy. (i'm a newbie to fanfiction so spare me the hate plz) but i apologize if the characters seem a bit ooc. (I will accept virtual slaps if i have to :(
sadly, hetalia is not mine or else i would... eh screw it...
-Prolouge-
"Hey America! Why the hell are we supposed to be here again?" Prussia said leaning back into the beanbag the American had placed in his dorm.
"Yeah what's the 'surprise'?" Denmark knelt down to grab a mini soda out from the small refrigerator hidden under the bed.
America rummaged around through all of the food wrappers and video game cases littered on the floor finding and grabbing a few choice things before he looked up at the two impatient nations waiting for his response.
"A camera? I've been waiting around half an hour for you to find a gott damn camera?" Prussia leaned back into the chair with his arms crossed, closing his eyes hoping to block the irritation from rising.
America looked offended. " Hey Beilschmidt, lighted up! You're lucky you're even here right now. Besides don't act like you seriously have anything better to do. I mean with you not being a country anymore…" Prussia clutched his fists and was about to protest before Denmark threw on a curious face. At least he was interested. "What's the camera for?"
"Well, Mathias my bro I'm glad you ask you see-"
"Probably for his gayness…" Prussia just had to add in an insult
"Screw you Prussia I don't even like you!"
"Then why the hell did you invite me here?"
"Hey you guys-"
"Because I was dumb enough to think you could step out of your narcissism for once!"
"Will you guys!-"
"Oh yeah! While you're still by some miracle able to think, why not think about stepping out of that closet of yours?'
Denmark was starting to feel unnoticed. Not a good thing at all. The Dane stood up and reached over for his axe.
"Go die Beilschmidt!" oh wait! You did!"
"Get laid Jones! and not just by England"
"HEYYY YOOUU GUYYSS!"
The next thing you could hear was a loud crash coming from the corner of the room…
(insert chibi character pop up) "HETALIA!" (insert chibi character pop up)
"My wall… oh my WALL! Denmark what the fuck?"
" Ahh! I'm sorry I didn't know how else to get your attention! I didn't think the wall would look this bad!"
America tried to ignore Prussia's 'keseseses' across the room. "What do you mean by that? You swung an axe at my wall! I can practically see everything in the other dorm I- Oh shit! The other dorm! Romano's gonna be pissed!"
"KESESESE! Romano lives next to you? Oh mein gott this is too much!"
Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse. They heard a scream from the next dorm.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" oh no…
The trio heard the door close on the other side and saw theirs fly open along with a raging Italian.
America was speechless for a second but gained composure. "Romano I can explain."
Romano shuffled over to the American and tried to stare over him. Which was difficult since he was taller. "No no no! you fix that wall before the counselor checks our rooms!" He looked over to Denmark still holding onto his weapon. Who was watching the show from the other side of the room now. "They're not going to believe some insane Dane waltzed into your room and flung an axe at the wall basterdo!" He yelled with an accusing finger pointing at the weapon wielder.
Denmark started to feel a twinge of guilt rise up in him. "I said I was sorry about a thousand times already! I just thought it would be a cool way to get their attention … I didn't think it would mess up that bad. I swear!"
"Oh! Because busting a wall is real fucking cool! USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!" Romano breathed heavily from the stress. Prussia tried to calm the Italian down. Which shocked everyone. He was most likely getting bored of his wining aswell.
"Look, there's nothing we can do now just hide it with a poster. They'll fix it soon i'm sure."
Romano pulled off the most intimidating look he could and turned to leave."I'm going to get Antonio and he's going to kick ass." And with that Romano slammed the door and left, leaving the room completely silent.
Until Prussia started laughing again.
"dude it's not funny" Denmark said trying not to laugh along with him.
America formed a tiny smirk and folding his arms. "Okay. I know for a fact you guys are not laughing…"
Denmark's giggles started increasing and Prussia just laughed louder and soon the American gave in and laughed along with them.
(insert chibi character pop up) "HETALIA!" (insert chibi character pop up)
"So for the time being, have we come to an agreement of no arguments?" America said hiding the wall with an American flag. Prussia sat back down on the beanbag and Denmark finished his soda. "I guess so, I can't promise anything, but let's hear what you were gonna say anyways."
"OKAY! So as I was saying, I have come to the conclusion that we are the coolest nation people ever." The other two were already liking where this was going. "Go on." Denmark urged.
America pulled out the camera and it's equipment once again. " I was thinking, since everyone adores us and stuff that they would want us to have our own website." He paused waiting for any objections. So far so good. "So I was thinking that people could post dares for us to do. Or ask us questions and what not." He waited for a response when Prussia spoke up. "sooo It's like sharing our awesomeness with the world via internet?"
America smiled widely. " that's it exactly!"
Denmark nodded in aproval. "I like the idea. Let's do it!"
~oRecording 4:36 pm ~
"okay it's recording" Prussia whispered behind the camera
"Dude! I said give me one more minute! Denmark is still on the phone" America pouted. Denmark in the background screaming into a cell phone.
"Norge! I said i would clean up the dorm later! you can't kick me out! I live there too!"
"well, would you hurry up? I still need to take Gilbird on his afternoon fly! Just start without him!"
"Whatever man…3,2,1, HEY THERE! My name is Alfred and- and I'm Mathias!" Denmark yelled from across the room. Making sure he was known in the video. "Yea, and while we're at it that's Gilbert behind the camera." Gilbert moved the camera around to face him and saluted it. "We're here to share our awesome-selves to the world. Whether that means making you laugh or making you cry. Or maybe to just awnser questions. That's up to you to decide. So leave a review to this video and we will check it out. Seriously ask us anything! Dare us anything! I don't care! We'll do it! I promise. My name is Alfred F. Jones and I approve this message."
He ended the video with a thumbs up and a smile.
- and okay that was the begining and i hope it was cool. whoever knows what the 'wall' joke was from then you have just won my respect :) IDK I think Mathias is a good name for Denmark, i read it on another fic. anyways, thank you for reading. OH! and seriously, you get to decide what they do in the next chapter. So leave suggestions!
