Once there were two kings Pewdiepie and JonTron. They ruled over the Kingdom of Dicks. One day though, something terrible happened. Pewdiepie was the one to rule over that Kingdom.

Meanwhile, Jontron ruled over Jontronia, which was another great kingdom. Jontronia was a nearby kingdom, the two great civilizations traded with each other, worked together on public events, and they fought in wars, crushing any enemies that disliked their kingdoms.

But one day the two kings disagreed on a matter and Jontron said the forbidden words "You're officially that guy" said Jontron "Oh yeah well I have the last copy of Banjo Kazooie:Nuts and Bolts and I am going to release it" said Pewdiepie "QUICK Jacques!" just then Pewdiepie's apprentice, Evan Gagliardo walked in holding Jacques by his neck "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" yelled Jonron "SETH! GARRICK" he yelled for HIS apprentices "Seth give him the death stare!" Seth gave Pewdiepie the death stare of a million Jacques then Pewdiepie left and went to his kingdom

Later…

"We have to attack!" yelled Jontron "Seth send everyone in Pewdiepie's kingdom some of your heroine and Garrick… send them the best Steven Universe fanfiction you can write"

1 hour later in Pewdiepie's Kingdom…

"OH MY GOD THE FANFICTION IS MAKING PEOPLE'S HEADS EXPLODE" yelled Pewdiepie

"AND THE HEROINE IS MAKING PEOPLE'S FACES MELT!" yelled Evan

"I know who did this" said Pewdiepie "who?" asked Evan "JonTron"

JonTron laughed in his castle as he watched Pewdiepie freak out through a telescope

"Good work apprentices" he said just then the doorbell rang and Garrick went to get it

all that was there was a ransom note from Evan and Pewdiepie that said "If you want Jacques back ever again you have to beat Star Wars: Kinect"

"Oh no I said I would never play that game ever again dear god the memories" said Jontron

"we'll play it" said a couple of ominous figures at the door they then opened it to find that it was the game grumps

"Oh my god you guys would do that for me" said Jontron "yes why wouldnt we you made us youtube famous time to return the favor"

12 hours later

"OH MY GOD THE GAME WAS SO BAD THEY DIED" yelled Jontron

"WHAT HAVE I DONE"