"WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK WHERE TWO FUCKWHIFFING LOONEYBLOCK NOOKSUCKS THINKING BEFORE YOU STUFFED MY ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS, CHAIRS AND BLANKETS! AS IF I DON'T ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL OF YOUR ASSFUCKING PUTRID DOUCHEWRIGGLER NONSENSE BUT THEN YOU GO AHEAD AND CLAIM MY ROOM AS YOUR OWN PERSONAL COMFORT STORAGE! NOW FOR THE LOVE OF A TENTSQUATTING ASS CLOWN WOULD YOU TELL ME WHY YOU PERFORMED THIS PRETENTIOUS HOLY DOUCHECRUMPET ACT!?"

Karkat's yelling echoed off the walls of CanTown as he stormed into the room and a fiery rage. Dave, Terezi and the Mayor were currently drawing in a new quadrant of Can town and possibly couldn't care less about what Karkat was talking about. They actually couldn't hear him. Dave was showing Terezi and the Mayor a new track he came up with so he stuffed their ear lobes with earbuds and turned it up[ to an eleven so they could get the whole Strider experience.

"WHAT'S NUBBY YELLING ABOUT?" Terezi shouted to Dave who could barely hear anything over Dave's amazing music. Dave shrugged in reply.

Karkat knew what was going on so he came over to the trio and ripped the ear buds from their ears to get their attention.

"Not cool dude," Dave said as Karkat took the earbuds out of Dave's ears with great force.

"YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT COOL STRIDER?" Karkat began not calming down just yet. "WHAT'S NOT COOL IS THAT A SHITDICKING FUCKBAGGING FUCKSTENCH LIKE YOURSELF PAIRED WITH YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME OVER HERE FILLING MY ROOM WITH YOUR DOUCHEFUCKING GRUBFISTED DUMBSHIT COMFORT OBJECTS!"

"Oh, you mean the fort materials," Terezi realized what Karkat was talking about.

"NO," Karkat yelled back. "I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PILLOWS, CHAIRS, AND SHEETS YOU FILLED MY ROOM WITH!"

"Those are the fort material Vantas," Dave replied. "Terezi, the Mayor and I were going to build a really cool fort in the common room so we alchemized all the pillows, chairs and sheets."

"THEN WHY AREN'T YOUR INSUFFERABLE VILE PUSTULEFUCKS OF FORTMATERIAL IN THE COMMON ROOM RATHER THAN MY ROOM?" Karkat yelled.

"Because," Terezi began to explain. "We were going to go on a break to play in CanTown but Kanaya wouldn't let us keep all of our material in the common room because it made a mess. So Dave and I decided that we should keep them in your room."

"WHY?" Karkat demanded still in a seething rage.

FLASHBACK

TG: kanaya wants us to move our fort materials out of the common room

TG: where should we put them

GC: K4RK4T'S ROOM

TG: perfect

FLASHBACK OVER

"It's the only logical decision," Dave started to spurt bullshit. "We don't want them to clutter my room, or Terezi's room. Rose and Kanaya would kill us if we put them in their rooms and the Mayor isn't comfortable being left alone with all the chairs and pillows."

"COULDN'T YOU HAVE PUT THEM IN A DIFFERENT ROOM RATHER THAN MY ROOM?" Karkat demanded.

"No," Terezi. "No one wants to step into anyone's old room. Also all of the other rooms are all dusty and filled with boxes and skeletons. Remember?"

"Whoa, no one told me that there were rooms filled with skeletons," Dave halted the conversation. "When did this happen? Where was I?"

"This was when we first arrived on the Meteor," Karkat became clam and began to tell the story. "I sent search parties to explore the top layer of the Meteor, the one we're on right now in this quadrant. They didn't find much but Kanaya found a path down further. No one went any further because we didn't want to get lost."

"So there's unexplored sections of the Meteor?" Dave asked.

"Yes," Terezi replied.

Dave was silent before asking, "Who wants to come with me to explore the other parts of the Meteor?"

"Oh yeah!" Terezi was quick to agree.

"No," Karkat growled. "As the leader I command that you don't go on this thinkpanless fucksquatting shitpuppet mission because you are going to get lost and you are then going to die, and we need everyone we can to stop LE."

"We'll just do it like they did it in the Labyrinth," Dave replied. "So we don't get lost."

"What do you mean by that?" Karkat asked.

"We get a shit ton of string and unroll it as we go along we unroll the string. When we're done, we just follow the string back and we're not lost," Dave explained. "And anyway, we can just text Rose or Kanaya if we get lost."

"We? What do you mean by we?" Karkat asked.

"By we I mean you, Terezi, and I," Dave explained.

"Oh no, there is no way that I am getting involved in your horseshitting globefondling idiotic quest!" Karkat began to back out of the room before he was dragging in any further, but Terezi placed her steel-like grip around Karkat's wrist.

"But Karkles, the only way we are going to get the fort building material out of your room is if we find a room more suitable for fort building," Terezi explained looping an arm around Karkat's shoulder.

"And the only way we're going to find a new room for building our fort is if we explore the Meteor," Dave added on leaning on Karkat's shoulder.

"Fine!" Karkat agreed knowing that Terezi and Dave would not stop annoying him until he agreed. "But don't blame me when we're all starving to death in the middle of nowhere!"

"Cool," Dave smiled. "We all need to pack food, tents, water, entertainment, weapons, food, camping material probably, exploring material, string, and anything else. Got it? We meet here tomorrow after a good night's sleep."

"Well where the fuck am I supposed to sleep?" Karkat demanded. "And what about Rose and Kanaya? Won't they get suspicious if the three of us just magically disappear?"

"I'm pretty sure Rose and Kanaya are too busy being attached to each other lips to give a fuck about what everyone else is doing," Dave explained.

"And you can just sleep on the couch in the common room Karkat," Terezi reminded Karkat of the alternative sleeping location.

"Alright," Karkat sighed. "Tomorrow, we see what else is in the Meteor."