Found this in an old notebook. I'd written it before a Tamil exam. The dialogues are roughly based on the dialogues in a scene in my text book. It was acually an argument between two kings, started because one king insisted that the daughter of the other king (who was the girl he was in love with) had made a mistake in her dance program. The scene was actually supposed to be dramatic, but it wasn't. Which is possibly why it reminded me of Gakuto.
(Written by: Nithila)
Mukahi was bored. Really bored. He had a Japanese history exam the next day, and had to study an extremely boring story about some stupid king.
What irritated him the most, was that no one else was bored.
So Mukahi, already hearing dramatic music in his mind, came up with a plan.
"Jiroh!" Mukahi shrieked.
Jiroh looked up lazily. "What?"
"Your essay! It's...it's..." Mukahi turned away, covering his face, unable to bear the sight of said essay. "It's all wrong!"
"Ore-sama shall see." Atobe pulled Jiroh's essay towards himself and scanned through it quickly. "I don't see a problem."
"But it's wrong!" Mukahi screamed again, a bit hysterically.
Jiroh frowned. "But Atobe says it's right!"
"So? What is Atobe, anyway? Is he a monster? Superman? Or an evil maniacal crab?"
There was silence.
"Ooh...Atobe, Gakuto called you an evil maniacal crab!" Shishido said loudly, just in case Atobe hadn't heard.
Atobe slammed his book on the table and stood up in slow motion. "How. Dare. You."
Mukahi laughed. "I am simply making use of my Right to Freedom of Expression."
Oshitari looked up in fascination. "Mukahi's vocabulary is improving."
"I is awesome!"
"...perhaps not?"
"MY ESSAY ISN'T WRONG!"
"Usu." Kabaji supplied helpfully.
Mukahi shook his head, pained. "See that? Even Atobe's sidekicks aren't human."
Atobe sat down, and then stood up in slow motion again. "Insulting the people Ore-sama respects is equivalent to insulting the great Ore-sama himself!"
"Usu!"
"...Atobe respects...us?"
Mukahi glared at everyone. "No one can take my Right to Freedom of Expression away from me!"
"Dude, that's completely out of context."
"Mukahi Gakuto, you are waking the sleeping lion in Ore-sama."
Mukahi laughed maniacally. "No, no, I'm stopping the lion from pouncing!"
Shishido facepalmed. "Not only are these dialogues really pathetic, they don't even make sense!"
"Gakuto, you are standing at the entrance to the cave of a tiger!"
"Bwahahahaaa! That means I know how to fight the tiger."
"Dude, that's just lame."
"MY ESSAY IS NOT WRONG!"
On the plus side,Mukahi was no longer bored.
Unfortunately, he was insane.
The lines about the lion, the tiger, and the Right to Freedom of Expression, I translated directly.
My text book is that saddening.