It's pronounced "fooking" or something like that in German. But it sounds a lot like a very naughty word. This was written very late at night and I don't take responsibility for any insanity contained within.

Another typical day for the UN, countries presented and fought and nothing was accoplished. Austria was fininshing his speech about his economy. "That's it, except I would ask Britain to stop his tourists to stop making trouble in the areia of Fucking, my people are tired of it."

"What!?" Britain demanded while America imediatly started giggling.

"Your people, they are costing the people of Fucking lots of money. They are tired of you stealing their Fucking signs." Austria glared. "And I don't see why that's funny." He added to Ameria who was by now in tears. France was also restraining from laughing.

Germany was confused as to why this was causing a commotion. "I like Fucking, Austria," this time France couldn't hold in his laugh and even Britain couldn't resist a smile. "It's very beautiful, espessially in fall." He said furrowing his eyebrows a the others.

"Roderich is giving me a tour next week, I don't see what's wrong with it." Hungary pionted out, earning a new round of laughter.

Austria glared at them all. "What is wrong with Fucking? It's Britain whose tourists steal the signs. Seriously, what are you laughing about?"

America calmed down enough to gasp out "Hey Iggy? Do you like Fucking, Austria too?"

"Wha-NO I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT!"

Italy was oblivious, asking "What's wrong with Fucking, Austria?" while Germany finally caught on and facepalmed.

"Duuuuuuude, like, everything is wrong with Fucking, Austria. He's a dude, for one. He also is all old and..and... stuff..." America burst into another fit of hysteric laughter and Hungary recued Austria from loocking like an idiot, he was staring with berwilderment at the nations around him, and she brought him to his seat.

"Fine, just tell your people to stop messing around with Fucking, Austria, Iggs. He might return the favor." America managed.

"Everyone shut up about Fucking, Austria! I know we all love chatting about it but... Scheiße." Germany pinched the bridge of his nose as laughter once again filled the room. "Let's just get back to buisness."

"Shouldn't we let Austria and Britain get back to the buisness of disscusing Fucking, Austria? It's an importaint factor in their relationship with each other, especially if there are "Sighns" involved." France added innosently and was immediatly almost strangled by the Brit.

It took three hours for America to stop the small ocational laughing fits that day, and years for him to stop teasing Britain and Austria about Fucking. Austria never figured it out.

Author's note: Wow this was awkward to write. Nothing againced Fucking, Austria but it does look really bad to a Hetalia fan. Aparently British people like taking the signs with the town's name on it. Stupid immature British people taking the poor Austrian's Fucking signs! (No offence to anyone!) I'm sorry I made poor Austria the victum of this, he's still my second favorite (Behind the hero and before a toss-up between Prussia, Italy and HRE.) and really awesome! This reminds me of dam jokes...