Disclaimer: Bleach belong to Kubo Tite, I'm merely borrowing his characters
Authors note: Just a pointless silly story
Lost
Renji Abarai cursed himself for the umpteenth time: He was completely lost and one day somebody will find his shrivelled up remains in the hallways of the Kuchiki mansion. It was the third time he passed the same corridor and he felt that he had been going in circles for hours. He was desperate enough to swallow his pride and ask a servant for directions but he couldn't see any. "How the hell do they maintain this house spotless clean if they are not constantly scrubbing?" he reflected. He only came across a weirdo called Aiko who was playing hide and seek and wouldn't talk to him, by now he was ready to believe that she was a hallucination.
Ever since the ryoka incident his relationship between his captain and him had improved very much, so much that he was often invited for lunch, dinner with him and Rukia at the Kuchiki mansion. After a while the servants started treating him as one of the family members and he could come and go as he pleased, but he would rather die than admit it to Rukia that unless he was guided by a servant, he would get lost. Lost in his thoughts he was paying attention to where his feet were taking him and he ran into a wall. That was the last straw! He started swearing and wishing that he had Zabimaru with him so that he could slash the walls and reach the dinning room, he was starting to feel famished.
"What are you doing Renji?" asked Rukia who was standing on a window's ledge smirking arrogantly. "Can't you see that I'm professing my honest and undying love for the walls of your house?" he snapped back irritated and got braced himself for a retaliatory kick. It never came! She was still smirking and asked: "Is the great and scary Abarai fuku-taichou dono lost?" "No" he snapped back, "I was merely taking a stroll."
" Really? Why did you walk down the same corridor thrice then?"
" Stupid bitch! Why didn't you help me earlier then?"
This time, he really got kicked.
"Come, Ni-sama is waiting for us. Follow me, ten years ago cousin Aiko and Iwere playing play hide and seek in here, she got lostand we still haven't found her."
Renji decided it would be unfair to help Rukia win.