Yaoi don't like don't read. This is the prologue and as is customary of me, I don't continue till I get at least 1 new reviewer.
Harry Evans Potter Black Malfoy only hated three things in this world. The Durselys, He-who-was-a-freaking-idiot otherwise known by Harry as moldy-shorts, and the worst of them all...baths. Baths brought up bad memories. And so he blatantly refused to go near the evil things even if it was to get Lily and Scorpius cleaned up. Nahh most time he made Draco do it with help from Teddy, Jamie and Albus. None of the kids knew why but accepted it as that is how there mum's always been. But Jamie the ever marauder like prankster he was, had planned a prank that would prove to be disastrous to his mum's mental health.
(somewhere in the past 10 years ago)
10-year-old James potter had just got in his nice warm crimson bubbled bath when he started grinning like a loon followed by a bout of very violent sneezes.
20-year-old James potter was soon leaving his over protective mother slightly strange father (his mum claimed that his dad had one to many sweets and that made him wonky) but decided as a last hurrah to pull the ultimate prank. the plan was for the victim to trigger a trip wire covering them with a potion that turned there skin while falling onto a skate board with a sticking charm on it. the skate board would then carry them down the hall triggering multiple jokes and jinxes including a potion to make them semi-permanent. after that mess they would roll down the stairs turned ramp. into the bathroom and launch into a tub filled with a potion that turned their hair their least favorite color. In all it was genius. James lay in waiting with a notice me not charm on him to watch the fireworks, and fireworks their would be. he quietly snickered when he saw his dad walking toward the trip' but watched in a mask of horror as he watched his mum run towards his father and fall first. he closed his eyes waiting his punishment as his father had seen through his charm. but the oncoming lecture was stopped by an ear-splitting scream.
I love cliffies don't you