Fibfi-Chan: Here's a story, with little to no glory, that caaaaame, from a flower. Deke and Blank, DISCLAIMER!
Deke & Blank: Fibfi-Chan doesn't own D. Gray-Man, and never will. And she doesn't have any sanity, and never will. Now read.
Kanda walked through the park, it was a normal day. He skipped school, ignored all his phone calls, beat up some random drunken idiot that tried to kiss him, you know. The daily stuff. But, today, something was….off. He felt as if someone was watching him. It was creepy. And after the feeling went away, he thought he heard faint, evil laughter. He walked past some bushes, when he thought he saw someone's eyes gleaming through them. He did a double take, and saw that no one was there. I'm just being paranoid. That's all there is to it. Little did Kanda know, that someone WAS watching him. She had been stalking him all day. She was craving. Craving to have him all to herself. He was going to be hers by the end of the day. "MUAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
There's that evil laughter again! AM I just being paranoid, or is someone really there…?
By the end of the day, this strange, strange, STRANGE girl had almost completed her plan. IT WAS BRILLIANT! Kanda walked into the woods, wondering WHY WHY WHY he was so paranoid. Nothing made sense…. Just as he was about to turn back and go into town again, a girl jumped in front of him. She had golden brown eyes, with hair to match, and she was about five foot two inches. She was wearing a short black shirt, with elbow length sleeves, had long ripped up pants, and black combat boots. She looked a little insane too…. "Excuse me sir, but how does one get into town from here?"
"…just follow me, ill show you."
"Well, that's a great idea and all, but, how about…I just…put you in a cage….and take you all for myself?"
"….what?"
"YOU SHALL BE MINE! MUAH HAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA!"
"What the…?"
-ONE DAY LATER-
"Shit…my head hurts…what the hell happened?"
"Well….my dear new pet, I have taken you hostage, and soon, YOU WILL WORSHIP ME! MUAH HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"…your crazy aren't you?"
"Yes, yes I am."
"…nice. Ive been kidnapped-"
"STOLEN!"
"by some crazy chick that says ill worship her. I knew I shouldn't of taken those drugs…."
"Drugs? This is no hallucination boy, this, is, SPARTA!"
"…"
"…"
"…Why'd you call me 'boy'? Your younger than me….."
"I ALWAYS CALL PEOPLE 'BOY' BOY!"
"Even if their a girl?"
"…no, I call girls 'girl'."
"…but you just said-"
"FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID! I CALL BOYS 'BOY' AND GIRLS 'GIRL'! DEAL WITH MY AWESOMENESS!"
"…freak….why'd you kidnap me again?"
"STOLE. I STOLE YOU. DIDN'T KIDNAP. STOLE. S-T-O-L-E. SSSTTTTOOOOLLLLEEEEE!"
"Okay. So, why'd you….STEAL me?"
"….uh uhuh."
"….what?"
"….uh uhuh."
"What?"
"I SAID, UH UHUH!"
"…okay….so you kidnapped me for no reason?"
"STOLE! I STOLE YOU! DIDN'T KIDNAP, STOLE!"
"Yeah, whatever. So you did it for no reason?"
"CORRECT!"
"…freak."
"I know I am. And, since I have successfully stolen you, I shall let you go free. Farwell."
"Wait!"
"Yes?"
"You wont do this again, will you?"
"All in due time, my love…all in due time…."
And with that, she disappeared into the darkness and forgot to unlock the cage….great.
Fibfi-Chan: Well, I think I'm going to turn this into a multi chapter series…if you want me to, just review and tell me. I'm really debating it. I mean, it'd be fun ta write, but I'm also working on another series that I'll post very soon. I just gotta transport it from my sketch book, to my laptop. Then I'll edit it, then, WALLA it'll be posted. YAY!
Deke: Wow….telling the readers your 'evil plans'….not very evil…
Fibfi-Chan: Well, it's not really evil plans, just plans. That I call evil. Cause it's gonna be funny. So funny it should be illegal. And that's why it's funny. And evil.
Blank: Anyways, ignoring her for a second, review and let us know if you want this to turn multi chapter so we get to kidnap all the D. Gray-Man characters.
Fibfi-Chan: DON'T IGNORE MEEEEE!
Blank & Deke: Ignore her and review.