Welcome to the first ever of my adult Pokemon oneshots! Now, the first couple of these will be some of my own design, but if you have a Pokemon oneshot you'd like to see written by me, PM me about it and I'll most likely put it in this story. Now, I repeat, PM me your requests. Do NOT put them in your reviews. It makes it rather confusing for me. Now, for the rules of these oneshots.

1. Requests can be straight sex or same sex between a human and a pokemon. Yuri is absolutely welcome.

2. Under NO circumstances will I do the following: Scat Fetish (Shitting), Water Sports (Pissing), Hardcore BDSM, Snuff, Vore or Hardcore Rape (Softcore where the victim begins to like it is okay.)

3. No requests involving weird-ass pokemon such as nosepass. Nosepass most of all. I fucking hate nosepass.

Now without any further bullshit, let the lemon begin!

Mewtwo (F) x Human (M)

Mewtwo's eyes opened slowly as she woke up on an extremely chilly morning in her cave home near the top of her mountain. She looked about slowly, not moving her head so as to not disturb her complete calm and peace of mind. It was a rare thing to come by these days for the human-created pokemon because the torture the swine that had created her put her through when she was in their captivity. They had genetically engineered her in an attempt to make an all-conquering pokemon that could destroy everything in it's path. They succeeded...too well, it would turn out. In their trials, they had put the poor thing through grueling battle after battle to strengthen her will...and hatred.

They had experimented on her painfully and remorselessly, never thinking that she had a mind...thoughts, and feelings of her own. The battles continued on top of the tests, putting her against such powerful pokemon such as Charizard, Gyarados and Haxorus. Just when the poor pokemon didn't think she could take any more of this torture, Mewtwo had had to fight a rather large and abnomally powerful Garchomp and Tyranitar. Both at once. She had defeated them sure, but they had been much more difficult than all of her other challenges. Upon ending the lives of the two monster pokemon, she flew into an unstoppable rage. She had grown more powerful than any of the pathetic humans could have possibly hoped to contain. She completely wiped their base off the map and ended the lives of each and every one of the monsters that had enslaved her. Battling their meager resistances on her way to the mountains was simple enough, but the tanks did prove to be bothersome. Nevertheless, she escaped and made her home near the top of the mountains. A place few humans ever dared to tread.

That was four years ago.

The place was frigid, almost completely inhospitable for any of their weak species to survive in. It was filled with powerful, hostile pokemon as well that would not hesitate to kill them or eat them alive. None of them were a match for Mewtwo, of course. None of them could ever be. She was the most powerful pokemon alive. More powerful than the fabled Lugia, Groudon, Zekrom, Xerneas or any of their fellow centerpieces of legend. The isolation was exactly what Mewtwo needed to soothe her burning anger for every living thing except her. She had never experienced anything but hostility in her life, so that was what she knew the world to be. Hostile.

With a certain lithe grace, the pokemon touched down onto the floor of the cave an slowly walked toward the entrance. It had been a full day since she had last ate and she was craving the sweet and savory flavors of the berries that grew further down the mountain. It was simple enough to get down undetected. Humans were sometimes hunting Stantler, but they were never prone to her presence. Her head ached as she sighed quietly to herself. She liked her cave home well enough, but four long years of nothing but cold, heavy darkness did get a little old. But she knew that there was no other way for her. No way she could live with anyone or anything but herself. Every living thing Mewtwo had encountered in her life had tried to kill her.

As if it was perfect timing with her thoughts, Mewtwo heard a deep rumbling growl coming from a corner of a rather large section of the cave. She put out her hand and easily caught the rampaging Beartic that charged at her and lifted it from the ground. As it struggled, she smirked and let out an extremely quiet chuckle as she threw it against the cave side hard enough to break it's neck. She dropped it's corpse to the ground just as she felt a pair of powerful jaws clamp down on her shoulder. The massive bulk of the creature knocked Mewtwo to the ground as she let out a cry of agony. Utterly surprised that this unknown assailant had caught her off-guard, Mewtwo clenched her teeth and surrounded this attacker with psychic energy. She let out a loud groan of pain as she tore the creature's jaws from her shoulder. Laying a hand on the wound and breathing heavily, Mewtwo turned to behold another Beartic, almost twice as large as the other one. Its mate.

Her eyes widening with rage, Mewtwo lifted up her other arm toward the Beartic. She ignored the agonizing pain and broke the Beartic's back, ending it. She dropped the corpse and attempted to regain control of her thoughts. She just couldn't believe that this had happened to her. She had easily defeated pokemon more powerful than this one before. But it had been more than three years since she had engaged in combat. She must have gotten rusty over that time. She must have been asleep for longer than she thought, seeing as how the Beartics had been able to make their home here, unaware of her presence. Gritting her teeth, Mewtwo left the cave as quickly as she could, immediately beginning a search for the sitrus berries that she knew would at least partly heal the injury, speeding up her recovery. She grimaced as she floated down the extremely tall mountain. Her eyes widened suddenly as she felt a large amount of blood leaking down her chest from her wound. The wound was more serious than she thought. If she did not find the berries soon, she would lose power and eventually bleed out.

The strain of the levitation eventually proved to be too much coupled with the pain and Mewtwo landed rather roughly down in the eight inch snow. Groaning once more, Mewtwo moved through the snow down the mountain on foot. The cold burned her flesh as she moved faster and faster. Thankfully, she reached shallower snow, but with this nice development came yet another negative one. Mewtwo swooned where she was, feeling lightheaded due to the loss of blood. She steadied herself on a tree and took a moment to collect herself before moving on. Eventually, Mewtwo found the berries she had so desperately sought after, though only two were fully grown enough to have any kind of effect. Eagerly, she ate the berries , but felt almost nothing in her wound. With despair, Mewtwo looked into the sky, wondering whether or not she'd die that day.

Without warning, a loud crack sounded and a fiery-hot pain ripped through her side as an unknown force knocked her to the ground. Her head struck a rock and her vision blacked out as she slipped into unconsciousness.

When Mewtwo's vision returned to her, she found that she was laying on an extraordinarily soft surface that felt distictly...warm. The colors she had blacked out seeing had changed radically, being replaced with bright browns and oranges. The blurriness subsided as she looked around with her eyes, not moving her head. She was in a small, but roomy cabin up in the mountains. A fire roared in the fireplace in the far wall, warming the entire room. Across the room though, to her great surprise, was a...human. It appeared to be a rather large human male. He hummed happily to himself as he sat at his desk with his back to Mewtwo. He took a quick sip of some sort of liquid he had in a coffee mug before letting out a deep sigh. Already uncomfortable around this human, Mewtwo sat up slowly, sparking his attention. He let out a small gasp as he turned around. He was burly with short shaggy brown hair and a brown goatee. He smiled as he stood before her.

"Hey, you're finally awake!" He said with as bright a smile as could be. "I thought I'd killed you. Just grazed you though. Thought you were a Stantler." He let out a small laugh as Mewtwo merely stared at him, sitting up in the bed.

"You probably can't even understand what I'm even saying to you, huh?" He said. Mewtwo, not knowing what to think of this new development, began to stand up. "You don't wanna do that. That wound you got on your shoulder is still knitting." Mewtwo stopped in her motion for a moment, flashing her eyes to the human. He looked to the side for a moment awkwardly before Mewtwo continued in her movement.

"Please, I don't want you to-" He said as he approached her. He was interrupted by Mewtwo slamming him against the far wall and holding him there.

'Who are you?' Mewtwo asked him telepathically.

"So you...can understand me!" He said, strained from the telekinesis holding him to the wall.

'Who are you?' Mewtwo demanded once more.

"I'm...I...well, I accidentally shot you." He said with a small wince. "It's funny though, because if I hadn't just grazed you, you would've died from that injury...so I guess I...saved you."

'I don't need saving.' Mewtwo snarled into the human's head.

"Could've...fooled me." He replied. This human's audacity in her presence shocked Mewtwo. "So...what're...you?" Mewtwo said nothing in response.

'Now...because you have saved my life, I will spare yours. One life begets another. But now I will leave. You will speak of this to no one.' Mewtwo placed the human back onto the ground and turned. But the strain she'd put on her injury caught up to her as blood soaked the bandage the human had wrapped around it. She let out cry of pain as her knees buckled. Steadying herself with a hand on the floor, she breathed heavily in response to the flare-up of pain.

"Yeah, I don't think that's going to work out for you." The human replied. "You need to stay here...rest up and heal."

'No.' Mewtwo said to him before feeling another stab of pain. She gritted her teeth and exhaled heavily.

"Come on." The human said as he approached her, offering her his hand. "Let me help you get back to bed." She slapped his hand away and stood before moving to the bed. She sat down on it and sighed heavily. As much as she despised to admit it, she did need his help.

"So, you still haven't answered my question." The human said with a small smile.

'What are you talking about?' Mewtwo snapped at him.

"What are you?" He said calmly.

'In the short time I spent with humans, I learned that you call me 'Mewtwo'.' She replied to him. She raised an eyebrow in confusion as the human stood quickly and gasped.

"You're Mewtwo?!" He exclaimed, a slightly scared look on his face. "You destroyed that facility...killed all those people."

'I suppose this means that you're frightened by me?' She asked him.

"Well, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared of you, but that facility was exposed to be a horrible pokemon testing agency that never minded torturing pokemon to reach their goals." He said to her. "As far as I'm concerned, you did the right thing."

'Your military doesn't share that view.' Mewtwo deadpanned to him.

"Well yeah, of course they dont. All they know is that a powerful pokemon killed a lot of people. That was amazing! You were just picking up those tanks and tossing them around like they were nothing! But...they said that they killed you." The man said.

'They didn't.' Mewtwo responded.

"Yes, I can see that. Probably just trying to save face after you escaped them." He said, rubbing his goatee slowly. "How'd you...how'd you come to be at that facility, anyways?"

'They created me.' Mewtwo said, anger brimming in her voice as she laid back in the bed. 'They subjected me to horrible experiments and made me fight and kill other powerful pokemon to increase my power...I never wanted to kill those pokemon...and only the most feral of them wanted to fight me. But we were forced to fight. I eventually decided to kill my creators...Take life away from those monsters who had given it to me.'

"I...I'm sorry that happened to you." The man said. "Truly...I am."

'It's done...and I've learned that there is no other option for me but isolation. I've only been branded as a monster my entire life. It is better for me to be alone.' Mewtwo said, sadness lacing her tone before turning harsh again. 'And I don't need anyone but myself!'

"Look...Just because you've dealt with some bad people in the past doesn't mean we're all bad." The human said as he stood and walked toward Mewtwo. He offered her his hand and smiled warmly at her. "My name is Jonathan. I hope I can show you there are still good people." Mewtwo looked at the hand momentarily and pushed it away.

'I don't need your help.' She said coldly.

"Hmm. Well, then maybe we can warm up that icy-cold heart with a cup of hot chocolate." The human said before moving to a kettle that was above the fire. He poured some of that liquid into the cup and brought it to Mewtwo. "Here. Take it. It's good." Mewtwo scowled at him and took the cup. He smiled warmly and stepped back. Mewtwo brought the cup to her lips and took a small sip.

That scowl slowly faded from her face.

...

"Mewtwo! I'm back!" Jonathan called out as he entered the cabin and shut the door behind him. He kicked the snow off his feet and took his coat off before sitting in front of the fire. He grabbed the television remote and turned on his small television before turning the channel to the news.

'How did it go?' Mewtwo asked him from the bed, not taking her eyes off of the book she was reading. She took a sip of hot chocolate from the mug that floated in front of her face.

"It went well." Jonathan said happily as he turned to her. "I think I got the job."

'That's nice.' Mewtwo said simply, barely acknowledging the statement.

"You know, sometimes I really regret teaching you how to read." Jonathan said with a sigh. The statement sparked Mewtwo's attention as she closed the novel and placed it down onto the bed. She smiled at him and stood. She approached him and sat down on the small couch next to him.

'I'm sorry.' Mewtwo said to him. 'I'm very happy for you.'

It had been a year since Jonathan had saved Mewtwo's life. True enough to his word, he had proven Mewtwo wrong about humans. Over the course of time that he nursed her back to health, Mewtwo had grown quite fond of Jonathan. So fond in fact, that she had asked if she could stay with him for a while longer. He immediately accepted, allowing her to stay for as long as she needed. At first, Mewtwo was still quite stand-offish, never returning hugs and being very curt with the human. But eventually, she couldn't help but warm up to him significantly. She smiled regularly and became much happier with herself and her life staying with him. She still hadn't found another place to live...and neither of them would have it any other way.

"This one looks good." He said. "I'll be managing a sporting goods store and I'll be making a lot more money. All the hot chocolate you can drink." Mewtwo giggled and nodded at him.

'That sounds very nice.' Mewtwo said as she laid down on Jonathan's chest and sighed. They both watched the news as Jonathan wrapped his arms around Mewtwo and Mewtwo wrapped her arms around Jonathan. The psychic pokemon always cherished these moments above all else. Spending time with Jonathan...whom she had come to love quite a lot.

'Jonathan.' Mewtwo said to the human.

"Yes?" He replied.

'Do you...do you know what day it is?' Mewtwo asked him.

"The day?" He said. "Is it my birthday? Did you get me a flatscreen? Oh, you shouldn't have."

'No, you idiot.' Mewtwo said, sitting up and looking at him, smiling. 'One year ago today, you saved my life and...and changed my life...changed me forever.'

"Oh...wow." Jonathan said. "You remembered the day?"

'It wasn't difficult.' Mewtwo said to him as she ran a hand through his hair softly. 'Jonathan...you know that...I've come to love you since that day, right?'

"Of course." Jonathan said. "I love you too, Mewtwo...Oh, wouldja look at that. I made a rhyme." He chuckled softly as he kissed the pokemon on the nose before going back to watching the news. Mewtwo blushed heavily and looked to the side. Mewtwo moved closer to the human and wrapped her arms around him once more.

'I do...love you.' Mewtwo said, almost whispering inside his head.

"Mewtwo, what are you-" He turned his head to see her looking into his eyes, her eyes half lidded. A heavy blush was on her cheeks. "Mewtwo, I..."

'Don't talk.' Mewtwo whispered once more. 'I want to show you how much I love you.' With those words, Mewtwo pressed her lips upon Jonathan's, prompting the human to widen his eyes. He had always looked at Mewtwo platonically...but at this moment, something was different. He separated his lips from Mewtwo's and gasped.

"Wait...Mewtwo...We...I don't know..." He stammered. Mewtwo's eyes widened suddenly as she jumped away from him and sat on the far side of the couch.

'I'm sorry!' The legendary pokemon said as tears filled her eyes. 'I know. I know it's wrong. You're a human. I'm a pokemon. We can't do this.'

"Wait, Mewtwo..." Jonathan said.

'I'll understand if you want me to leave.' Mewtwo said, closing her eyes and looking down, the tears falling off her nose. 'I'm so sorry.'

"Listen to me, damn it." Jonathan said suddenly, causing Mewtwo to open her eyes and look at him quickly.

"Why in the hell," He said. "Would I want you to leave, when I love you so much?" Jonathan moved closer to Mewtwo and placed a hand underneath her chin. The breath left the pokemon's lungs as he closed the gap between them and reconnected their lips in another kiss. They both closed their eyes and held each other as they kissed passionately. Mewtwo was very inexperienced, only knowing what she did from watching romance movies with Jonathan. Jonathan didn't care, though. He thought it was adorable. They disconnected and breathed heavily, placing their foreheads together.

"Wow..." Jonathan said breathlessly.

'Jonathan.' Mewtwo said, looking into his eyes lovingly. 'I...I want you to be my mate.' If Jonathan hadn't been sitting, the statement would have floored him.

"Are...are you sure?" He asked her. "I don't think...we'd be able to produce offspring."

'I don't care about that.' She said. 'All I care about is being with you for the rest of my life...To be able to show you my love, emotionally and...physically.' The last word caused Mewtwo to blush even more than she already was.

"I...Mewtwo, I don't know what to say." He said to her.

'Then don't say anything.' She said to him as she smiled at him. She kissed him on the cheek softly before moving off of the couch and standing before him, illuminated by the fire behind her. She slowly got down onto her knees.

"Wait, how so you know how to-" He asked her as she telekinetically unbuttoned and unzipped his jeans.

'I read your mind.' Mewtwo said. 'I know I promised that I never would, but I love you and I want you to have your ultimate sexual fantasy for your first time.' Jonathan blushed heavily. He had told many tall tales at bars of conquests he had taken, but for such and attractive man, he had never had sexual relations with a woman. Mewtwo took his seven and a half-inch member in her hand and squeezed it softly. She smiled as she brought her tongue tenderly up its length before swirling it around on the head. Jonathan groaned as she gently began to suckle on the tip before popping it out of her mouth.

'Just relax.' Mewtwo said sultrily to him as she stroked the manhood before her. 'I want you to enjoy everything.'

Mewtwo took half the member into her mouth and moved up and down on it, sucking gently and using her tongue to stimulate it. She gripped the rod at its base as she sucked, going deeper and deeper until it was almost completely in her hot, wet mouth. She continued in these motions as she felt Jonathan's erection throbbing. He groaned loudly as orgasm overtook him. Mewtwo opened her mouth in front of the head of the member as it shot it's ropes of semen into her mouth. Once it was finished, she began suckling on it once more, using the semen for added lubricant before extracting every bit of it from Jonathan. She swallowed it and sat on the couch with him before kissing him. Her tongue entered his mouth and intertwined itself with his. Jonathan could minutely taste himself on her tongue, which he strangely found to be extremely erotic. She must have known he would. He disconnected from the kiss and smiled widely at her.

"Wow." He breathed.

'I'm very glad you liked it.' Mewtwo said to him lovingly. 'Shall we mate now?'

"Wait, don't you want your turn?" He asked her with a smile. Mewtwo tilted her head to the side adorably.

'Turn?' She asked, slightly confused.

"Here." He said. "Let me help you out. Plus, I need some time to...you know." Mewtwo giggled and nodded as she watched him take the place she had occupied to pleasure him.

"Go ahead and spread your legs." He said. Mewtwo blushed heavily and smiled at him as she did as she was asked. Her vagina looked remarkably similar to a human's. He dragged his tongue up the outside of it, making Mewtwo jump slightly and let out a small coo of delight.

'Oh, that is wonderful.' She said to him. 'Please keep going.'

Jonathan did as he was asked and continued licking Mewtwo's flower. He moved his hands along the inside of her thighs softly, making the pokemon all the wetter for him. He moved her up to where she was laying on her back along the couch and lifted her up by her rear as he continued to service her. Jonathan slowly inserted a finger into her as he began to suck on her clitoris. Mewtwo let out a cry of pleasure as she experienced these pleasures for the first time in her life. She closed her eyes and let the pleasure take her over as she breathed heavily. It wasn't long before a massive wave of physical pleasure rocked her body to it's core, leaving her trembling. Her ejaculate squirted into Jonathan's mouth and over his tongue. It had a strange, but enticing taste, and Jonathan didn't hesitate in swallowing it all. Mewtwo fell onto her back and breathed heavily, her eyes half lidded and her arm hanging limp off the front of the couch.

'That...was incredible.' She raved, smiling lovingly up at Jonathan as he kissed her lips softly.

"That is what I want to do to you every time we do this."

'You certainly won't hear me complaining.' Mewtwo said happily to him, prompting him to laugh. 'Are you ready to...mate now?'

"Yes, Mewtwo." He said to her. "I'm ready." Mewtwo smiled at him again as she stood and walked to the bed before bending over and sticking her rear end out for him in the mating position, exposing her wet lower lips to her human. Her tail swayed back and forth slowly and sensually. She looked back at him and smiled.

'Come, then..' She said to him. He approached her and softly took hold of her rear before slowly guiding his member into her wet entrance. Mewtwo let out a very audible moan as he slid into her. She didn't seem to be in pain like he thought a human girl would be, so he decided to simply go with it. He began to thrust in and out of her, slowly but firmly. She blushed deeply and looked back at him, her tail sliding slowly up his torso and wrapping around his waist.

'Please...harder...faster.' She pleaded to him. Jonathan had no problems with the request and immediately began increasing his speed and tempo, pumping in and out of his pokemon with an increased vigor. She moaned with almost every thrust and thrust back against him. He grabbed Mewtwo and rotated her to where she was on her back on the bed. He began pumping himself into her once more, this new position offering a whole new level of pleasure. Mewtwo cried out as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders and her legs around his back. With a growl, Jonathan's orgasm came to him and he began to empty another load of spunk into Mewtwo. Mewtwo came at this point, letting out her loud, true cry into the cabin air. It was a middle pitched, moaning squeal that Jonathan found to be extremely sexy. He began to remove himself before Mewtwo tightened her legs around him.

'No. Leave it in. Please.' Mewtwo pleaded with him, looking into his brown eyes with her own beautiful ones. Seeing nothing wrong with this, Jonathan moved to where they both laid on their sides and he was still inside Mewtwo. She kept her arms and legs wrapped around him and her tail softly rubbed up his back.

'I love you, Jonathan.' Mewtwo said to him. 'And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.'

"I love you, Mewtwo." He replied to her. "And I'd be glad to have you."

AN: So there you guys go! Be sure to leave me a review and tell me what you thought of this! Remember, if you have a request, PM it to me. Peace!