Disclaimer: I do not Jackie Chan Adventures. If I had even written for it, the network would probably have red lit the pilot due to my being crazy.

JCA: Wrestle Maniacs

By

Alexander Wong

Jade Chan growled as a drop of sweat beaded on her brow. It ran down her skin to hit the band of black cloth covering her eyes on top of her blue-and-white wrestler mask. Jade was stretching her muscles while in her sleeveless white T-Shirt and blue jeans. The 12-year-old girl took a fighting stance as she was learning wrestling from her friend Paco in Mexico. Jade and Paco decided to train each other to improve their fighting habits without using any magic. But Jade convinced Paco to make it more interesting by wrestling each other blindfolded, which Paco agreed.

The room was empty except for Paco and Jade, since her uncle Jackie Chan and El Toro Fuerte were away on a mission. Both were blindfolded (Jade with a black cloth and Paco with a white cloth), masked, and ready to make their move.

Jade then shouted "OK, Paco, let's do a test. Why don't you try and see if you can move me blindfolded while I'm standing... blindfolded?"

Paco was stunned while his eyes were covered in white on top of his red-and-yellow mask but then said with a smile "Alright, then, but you will fall already, Yade."

"It's Jade!" replied Jade.

Paco then blindly walks to her and pushes her gently at first. But nothing happened. The 12-year-old boy struggles to push her harder while sweating in his black sleeveless t-shirt and brown jeans. But still Jade hasn't moved at all.

"Is that the best you can do, Paco?" Jade sighed as she was getting bored.

Paco grinds his teeth blindly as Jade insults him, since he has never wrestled a girl wrestler before while blindfolded. Suddenly, Paco had an idea. "Yade, what if you push me blindfolded while I'm standing blindfolded?"

Jade lifted an eyebrow in puzzlement, but knowing that she will fail as Paco, Jade replied "Alright then, but please, it's Jade."

Jade began to move Paco but his body wouldn't budge. She pushed again but it wouldn't move. Jade groaned as she pushed his body a bunch of times but like before, nothing happened.

"Boy," she panted as Jade was about to give up. "For a small guy like you, you sure have weighed a ton."

"Well", Paco sighed. "I have been eating some Mexican food along with El Toro during my exercises."

"Yeah, well", Jade bragged. "I have been eating more with my uncle Jackie."

"El Toro has given me exercises on how to be stronger", said Paco while they were doing stretching lessons.

"Well, Jackie taught me that inner strength comes from within", Jade boasted.

"Please, El Toro taught me the way of the wrestler!" yelled Paco.

"That does it!" Jade replied. Suddenly, both wrestlers attacked and blindly pushed each other's bodies. Each one used all their strength but neither one moved. Despite pushing their efforts, they still wouldn't budge until both tires each other.

Then, after they did their exercise, the two young wrestlers prepare their wrestling stances and... Began to attack!

Jade attacks Paco with a cannonball, but misses her target. Then, Paco counterattacks with a propeller. All day, they attack while being blindfolded. Finally, Paco ends the match with a chest-press and defeated Jade.

Jade blindly got up, and then she started to smile along with Paco. In the end, both belly bumped and said "Hoo-yah!"