NEW SMASHERS
Doubledude: Hey once again.
Woody: Well, this was quick.
Bender: Yeah, you didn't finish your last story too long ago.
Woody: You just wanted this over with.
Doubledude: Yep, now shut up.
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It was a normal day in smash mansion, Yoshi and Kirby were eating, Marth and Roy were fencing, and Bowser was figuring out plans to take over the Mushroom Kingdom. (Capturing Peach, kidnapping Peach, stealing Peach and capturing Peach again, and you wonder why he hasn't taken over it yet.)
"Listen up smashers." Cried Master Hand
"You hear that?" Yoshi asked.
"It was the wind." Kirby replied.
"It sounded like Master Hand."
"That's what the wind WANTS you to think."
"LISTEN UP!" Yells Master Hand.
He was still being ignored.
"Hmm…"
"One million dollars to the first person to get here." Said Master Hand.
There was mad scrambling as all smashers raced to where Master Hand was.
"WHERE'S THE MONEY?" They all said.
"There is no money." Master Hand replied. The smashers looked ready to kill him.
"I do have an announcement though."
"Is it about the money?" Mr. Game and Watch asked.
"No" Master Hand replied. Crazy Hand rushed in quickly.
"MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!" Crazy Hand said, going into spasm.
"Shut it, Crazy, anyway, the big announcement was that we will have new smashers joining us."
"Will we meet them today?" Mewtwo asked.
"No, you will meet them next chapter." Master Hand replied.
Somewhere else
"Wha-ha-ha, I'll storm this league with my muscle." Said someone who wore a yellow hat.
"Don't get to cocky, fat boy." A monkey with a red baseball cap said.
"No fighting now." A guy with yellow eyes and a mask said.
"Yeah, you'll have plenty of time to fight in the mansion." A blue fox replied.
"They're right-" A small Koopa with rainbow hair and glasses began.
"-Guys" A small Koopa with rainbow hair on a ball finished.
"I believe my siblings are correct." A fat Koopa with crazy blue hair said.
"OK!" A small guy with a mushroom hat yelled.
"That's annoying." Said a small cat with a gold coin on it's head.
"Poli." Said a blue frog.
"Quite random." Said a being on a broom with a wizard hat.
"Indeed." A white circle being with a crown agreed.
"I guess it was." A girl dressed in red with a magic book from the Fire Emblem fame said.
A figure with a red body, blue face and blue hands said nothing, but nodded.
"Tomorrow should be interesting." A boy in a white clothes said.
"I agree." Said a guy with balloons on his back.
"Guess we should come back tomorrow." A guy with wings on his back said.
"Ok, see ya later guys." A small guy with a space helmet said.
"Whatever." A wolf with an eye patch said.
And with that, the new guys left.
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"Hmm, wonder who the new guys are." Bender thought.
"Are you kidding? A lot of those were pretty obvious dude." Woody said.
"Whatever."
"End transmission." Woody said.
"Bye chumps."