A/N: Hola peoples! Here is Bramblepool's and my Leviathan-related Christmas special for you all this year. I will be posting hopefully every day over the pre-Christmas week, if not, you might get a few after Christmas. Bramblepool and I have created parodies of well-known Christmas carols so that they are about Leviathan.
Here's a great, fun one for you! Bovril the Loris, sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: We do not own Leviathan, or the Christmas carols we parody.
Bovril the Loris
(sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
Bovril the loris was a perspicacious chump.
With his big brown eyes and his mouse-like nose and his soft, round, furry rump.
Bovril the loris was born on the Leviathan.
Alek kept him warm from the epic storm so they could have fun again.
There must have been some magic in that egg the boffin found.
For when it hatched, it followed our dear Prince Alek around.
Oh, Bovril the loris came from Darwinists, they say.
But his Clanker friend put that to an end when he brought him home that day.
A/N: THE END! I apologize for any weird fittings of rhythm, if you know what I mean. Next carol, will be a "Jingle Bells" parody of our lovely Dr. Barlow!