"Ty Lee..."
The acrobat turned to her princess, smiling sweetly.
"Yes, Azula?"
"If my hands weren't covered by these gloves..." Azula smiled almost ferally, moving closer to her girlfriend. "Do you know what I'd do right now?"
"Ooh, I bet I can think of a few things," Ty Lee giggled, snuggling up to her. "But tell me. What would you do if it weren't for the gloves?"
"I'd smack you." Azula's smile quickly became a deathglare. "What were you thinking?! This is how we're going to capture the rebels, by dressing up as clouds? How does that even work?"
Ty Lee smiled.
"It's easy! People wonder what clouds are doing on the ground, they get fascinated enough to touch us and then we grab them!" she explained. Azula's forehead met her gloved palm with a muffled smack.
"This has got to be the most idiotic plan in the history of idiotic plans."
"But it'll work! I promise!" Ty Lee gave her the most innocent, pleading smile she could. "Just give it a chance...please? For me?"
Azula sighed. She was going to regret this and she knew it, she looked like a fool and if Zuko saw her there was no doubt he'd use it for blackmail against her. Why wouldn't he? After all she'd done to him over the years...she shuddered. Please let Zuzu be way too busy with Mai to come by here today.
"You owe me," she finally said. "You owe me big."
"Oh, don't worry, Azula," Ty Lee purred, "I'll more than make it worth your while later..."
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Author's Notes: Don't ya just love lame puns? XD *gets hit with rotten tomatoes* Okay, I guess not. But admit it, I still totally had you fooled, didn't I?