A/N: Just a quick one-shot that demanded to be written. It popped up when my step dad and I were arguing if Master Roshi from Dragon Ball had any siblings. He has a sister so I was right. *grins*

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn! or the Dragon Ball franchise. Otherwise GT wouldn't exist, or the movie Dragonball Evolution. *sighs*


Toddler Trio

Oolong and the others living with Master Roshi needed a minute to process what just transpired. A woman that wasn't Chichi or Bulma had arrived on the island, stated that she needed to "straighten out her husband" and left a fluffy haired toddler in their care. The old pervert hadn't stared inappropriately at the woman and the child was now clinging to Master Roshi's shell.

"What was that about?" Oolong finally asked, Master Roshi chuckled. "That was Nana, my grand niece. Apparently this little one burst into flames when he thought he was in danger and his father tried to seal his chi. I do not envy that man when she finally tracks him down." Tsuna looked over the shell and smiled. "Hi mister pig man. I'm Tsuna." Oolong deadpanned. "How something so cute could be related to you is beyond me." "Hey!"

The minute Krillin told Chichi and Bulma about the kid they headed to the island immediately with their sons. The toddler trio were fast friends, especially when Tsuna proudly showed off his flames. "Is there another Saiyan on Earth?" Bulma asks, baffled. Master Roshi shook his head. "Nope, he's completely human. His chi just looks like flames, but I've never seen a child instinctively grasp them like this that wasn't Saiyan. Sealing his chi would have been a waste of such pure potential."

Meanwhile, somewhere in Italy...

"Iemitsu, why is your wife at the entrance to our headquarters?" Lal Mirch demands, the burly man squeaked. "How did she even find me?!" The Arcobalenco raised an eyebrow. "Just talk to the woman already." Lal Mirch states, trying to coax the man out of his office. Several subordinates were openly staring at their leader's breakdown.

Iemitsu cowered behind his desk. "I've seen my darling butcher an entire cow with a butter knife before. She is going to kill me!" Maybe Lal Mirch should have told the man that his wife was already in the building. But she had a feeling that whatever stupid thing the man did had deserved Nana's rage. "Oh Iemitsu darling~ When were you going to mention that your family's chi manifests as fire? Or were you going to just cripple our baby and hope I wouldn't notice?" Killing intent radiated off the woman as she held her cooking knife. Iemitsu let out a terrified scream.

The CEDEF members watched as Nana knocked the man out with a swift knife hand to the neck. They froze when Nana turned to them and gave them an icy smile. "Inform my idiot husband's boss that he'll be taking a week long vacation. And if he steps foot in my home again that he's not leaving in one piece." Her smile then turned polite. "I apologize for the dramatics, have a wonderful day everyone!"

They all watched Nana leave with varying looks of disbelief. Lal Mirch smirked. She could easily spot that the woman had some background in martial arts straight away by the way Nana carried herself. How Iemitsu hadn't noticed was a mystery.

Now back to the island.

Trunks and Goten were trying to teach Tsuna how to fly. The results were... interesting. "Is that fire coming from his hands?! How does a five year old know about propulsion?" Bulma exclaims. Chichi just sighed. "I think I've given up on explaining the unexplainable. Hopefully our husbands won't try to make a warrior of Tsuna as well."

When Nana arrived by boat, Iemitsu was all tied up and gagged. "Tsuna sweetie! I just picked up your Papa, time to go home!" "Aww! Do we have to?" Tsuna whined, Trunks and Goten both gave Nana their best puppy eyes. Bulma chuckled. "Don't worry about it, we can schedule lots of play dates in the future. You want a ride home in my jet?" Bulma asks, Tsuna's eyes sparkled. "Really? Can we Mama?"

Nana chuckled. "Of course sweetie. Your Papa can go in the luggage area." Iemitsu let out a muffled grunt of protest that was ignored. "Your mom is kinda scary." Goten whispers, Trunks deadpanned. "That's a requirement to be a mom." Trunks says sagely, Goten and Tsuna nodded in agreement.

Tsuna would soon be taken under the Z Fighter's wings, much to Iemitsu's despair. "I wanted my Tuna-fishy to have a normal childhood!" The man wailed. "Look Papa, I can fly!" Iemitsu sobbed.