10 Ways to annoy the Cullens
When walking with them put on a shirt with words "Vampires stink"
Give them sleeping pills and say "Try, who knows it works."
Tell them that they smell
Give Rosalie a puppy named 'Fido'
Sell Edward's CD on e-bay
When Alice makes up Bella, look shocked and say "Bella you look terrible! Who did this to you?"
Pretend to be on the phone with Edward in front of Bella and say "Hey Edward. How's Italy? Tell the volturi I said hi"
Look at Jacobs shirtless body and whisper to Emmet "Hey don't you think Jacob's muscle are so amazing?!"
Take Jasper to a psychologist then say "You see, he has issue's with people. He always looks in pain around them. Can you help?"
Break all Esme's plates, then blame it on Carlisle then run